Charlie, what are you hanging your head for? What do you got to be ashamed of? You wanted to be a buglar so be a good one. Be proud of your chosen profession. Hold up your head. High time somebody put the fear of God in him. The law wouldn’t, so I did. I built … Read more
But first, a couple of funny signs Every day Innocentenglish.com posts 2 new funny signs and a funny quick break post. This Quick Break section has today’s quick break plus previous ones, so you can browse thru any you missed. Funny Signs of the Day   Now Today’s Daily Quick Break: These are actual … Read more
–You’re sure you’re Destry? –Folks is always asking me that. Aside from being nice ornaments, a fellow can have a whole lot of harmless amusement with these toys. Here’s your badge. Don’t let anybody see it. I think I’ll stick around. I had a friend once who collected postage stamps. Said the best thing about … Read more