Daily Quick Break: May 9, 2008: Funny Student Science Test Mistakes
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Funny Signs of the Day
Now Today’s Daily Quick Break:
These are actual answers from test papers and essays submitted to science and health teachers by junior high, high school, and college students around the world.
“When you breath, you inspire. When you do not breath, you expire.”
“H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water”
“To collect fumes of sulphur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube”
“When you smell an oderless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide”
“Nitrogen is not found in Ireland because it is not found in a free state”
“Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water.”
“Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes and caterpillars.”
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