(1)…and if you stay, you’re just as bad as him!! (2)*hand over mouth* GASP! 1) …and if you stay, you are no better than him!!! 2) (pause)….(hand to mouth)…*GASP* 1) Listen, have we met before or not? 2) I thought you said you remembered! 1) Hey, I remember it like it was yesterday! 2) That’s … Read more
(chainsaw rumbling in background) Now the way I see it, half of everything in this house belong to her. So which half do you want, do you want this half or do you want this half??? 1)He died, I went to his funeral, he was 8 feet under. 2)Six feet, that’s where they bury folks, … Read more
(1)Hi,I’m plenty (2)But of course you are1 (1)Plenty O’Toole (2)Named after your father perhaps? (1)the stiff,eerrh,deceased back there.Your brother Mr Franks? (2)Yes it was (3)I got a brother (2)Small world! (man gets shot & falls down hillside) Saxsby! Burt Saxsby!? Tell him he’s fired! –I’ll finish dressing. –Oh, please don’t, not on my account. –The … Read more