— I’m looking for a North Korean…….. — Tourist? — Terrorist…… — One man’s terrorist is another man’s freedom fighter –Are you a gambling man, Mr. Bond? –If the stakes are right. –Do you believe in bad luck? –Let’s just say my relationships don’t seem to last. –I know the feeling. –Gicinta Johnson, my friends … Read more
#1: Aren’t you a little big for a stroller? #2: Aren’t you a little big for the sidewalk? #1:Let’s pretend you’re six and it’s christmas morning and you sneak down the stairs and see a bicycle. Now what is your response? #2: Holy s**t a bike! #1: You’re six. #2: Holy crap a bike! #1: … Read more
‘All’s fair in love and business’ – Benjamin Franklin. –Around me, if a girl don’t wear fur, she don’t wear nothin. –Well, I look good both ways. –I’m on duty. –What’s your day off? –Sunday. –It’s a big world…Must be Sunday somewhere. 1)No grief for lips? 2)I’m wearing black underwear. 30 seconds no more dick … Read more