1) Do you ever have a single thought that originates from above the waist? 2)No! 1> May I go to the bathroom please? 2> Yes. 3> (With look of relief on face) Thank you. SHALL I GET THE GENITAL CUFF? A poacher who shoots at rabbits may scare big game away. All right. Cuddly, cuddly. … Read more
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Carrie: Have you seen my boobs lately? Rebecca: Yeah, they’re pretty. Carrie: Of course they are and you know why? Because I don’t fucking jog! Did you sleep with Charlie the Tuna last night or do you need to douche? Here’s to the men that we love, here’s to the men that love us, but … Read more