Carrie: Have you seen my boobs lately?
Rebecca: Yeah, they’re pretty.
Carrie: Of course they are and you know why? Because I don’t fucking jog!
Did you sleep with Charlie the Tuna last night or do you need to douche?
Here’s to the men that we love, here’s to the men that love us, but the men that we love never love us, so fuck all the men, here’s to us
Hey, wait… Are you guys hiring? Because no one cares about love anymore! I mean, why not have sex and get paid for it? Who cares if my vagina falls off from all the diseases out there! I can take the open sores!
Is it because you just don’t understand the vagina? I’d be happy to draw you a chart.
It’s not bubblegum, you don’t chew it!
It’s time to go fishing, baby… TOUCH MY BASS, REBECCA!!! TOUCH MY —-ING BASS! … Please?
Let me give you a tip: buy yourself a mango, cut it in half, practice.
Oh my God! I can not get last night out of my head. Richard! Richard and that little… wait, what was her name? Oh yeah… whore…
The hardest love to learn is that which is dark, the kind that causes the most pain. It is up to the soul to look past that dirty love and regain the beauty that illuminated so bright before… pure love.
What you need to do is get your titties done like me. I might be hungry, but I look good.
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