–Do you know what’s so nice about doctors? –Usually a lot less than people imagine. –They always seem so knowledgeable. –Oh, they are very knowledgeable about all sorts of things. –Why do you think Ziegler invites us to these things every year? –This is what you get for making house calls. –You know what they … Read more
But first, a couple of funny signs Every day Innocentenglish.com posts 2 new funny signs and a funny quick break post. This Quick Break section has today’s quick break plus previous ones, so you can browse thru any you missed. Funny Signs of the Day   Now Today’s Daily Quick Break: Bloopers based on … Read more
-Excuse me, do you always park in front of fire hydrants sir? -Yes -Well are you gonna stop? -No -And why not? (Takes out ID) -Oh, excuse me sir, have a nice day -your leaving -i’ll be back in a few days -no your not, your leaving, just like last time -Your mother left me … Read more