FRANKIE:How the hell did they get spaghetti on the ceiling? Get the honey, junior. Give me the key junior I’m a fat, fat man. A damn fatso. Maybe I am crazy. SENT HIM TO THE DIET DOCTOR KNOW WHAT HE DID HE WENT TO HAVE A PIZZA INSTEAD HE PROBABLY HAD SAUGGE AND PEPPERONI ON … Read more
FRANC: you are PRAGNANT? NINA: i am. and guess what? Annie’s pregnent too. FRANC: what? mother and daughter are pragnant togather?!? (George when he finds out Nina is pregnant) And who may I ask is the father? 1)How did you know we were here? 2)Well, I got home and saw the tray of uneaten lasagnas… … Read more
(Maddie) Dad you better disguise this with Mom. (George) Mike-calem (NINA) What does Brian do? (GEORGE) Who’s Brian? (NINA) Oh! (GEORGE) I forgot his name! (NINA) ‘I will stop making faces in general and I will definitely stop telling everybody how much this wedding is costing.’ (GEORGE) I don’t tell everyone how much it costs! … Read more