I wonder if they’re still casting Gremins 3. I’d sell my soul just to be able to wipe my own ass! Into ‘da den wit you man…dem go in, dem never come out…rasta-far-eye Look he’s not a real sock puppet! He’s just a hand under there! Booooo! thirteen milkmen is theoretically possible Thirteen milkmen is … Read more
1: I have gas right now like you wouldn’t believe. 2: Ok, that’s a little more information than I needed to know. 1: I was wondering if tonight, you know, we could get together and just have sex? 2: Can I bring my boyfriend? 1: There are four stages of consciousness development. 2: I suppose … Read more
(1 and 2)Welcome to Palm Springs you assholes! (1)Oh Chrissy! Did I tell you what my gynocologist said? (2)No, what? (1)Some doctor in France thinks he’s found a cure for herpes. (1)What did they arrest you for? (2)For being overly affectionate to an undercover vice squad officer. (1)Why don’t I bring you a milk and … Read more