> (girlfriend calling a department store) Yes, I have a question regarding your… um… underwear bins? >> (clerk) Underwear bins?? > Oh yes, see my fiance here has informed me that he bought a pair of dirty women’s underwear out of one of your bins, and I just wanted to hear your thoughts on this… … Read more
1. Can you get to the Bronx in 15 minutes? 2. I’m a cab-driver, I can get to Bombay in 15 minutes. 1. You know, I’m sick of your fucking materialism. 2. Yeah, well I’m sick of your fucking sented oils. You smell like a Bombay hooker. What is this? I ordered chicken tikka masala. … Read more
A man once told me that the only thing you really own is a piece of ground the size of your shoes. Do I look like the kinda guy who reads ‘Thank You’ cards? They’re looking to invest billions in Wall Street. They’re no better than Americans. This is my Melissa. What do you do … Read more