I’m speaking clear penguin! Just a moment. I hear people wanting something… ME! Kiss my frozen tushy! Kiss it, kiss it! Leopard Seal: Remember dumplings, I know where you live. Ramón: Yeah, it’s called LAND, lardface! Man, how’re we gonna tell his mama he brought us all the way out here just to kill himself? … Read more
(announcing to the table full of relatives) …I came. DadNo, we made love…I f*cked them. sonWhat was it like? DadIt was…great. sonWould you do it again? DadYes sonWould you ever f*ck me? DadNo…I’d jerk off instead. >Is it someone else? >No, it’s just you. ….>You think I’m shit. Well you’re shit. And I’m champagne Dr. … Read more
1. How come every time we fly over, they shoot at us? 2. Because we drop bombs on them. 1. They have no sense of humor…CAN’T YOU GUYS TAKE A JOKE? 1. I don’t know what I’m doing here. 2. Yes you do. 1. I’d say you missed your bus. 2. I don’t own a … Read more