–He thinks you don’t like him. –I don’t. –If I gave you fifty dollars, what would you do with it? –I’d eat. –How long can you eat? How long can you live on fifty dollars? Hard Eight baby, just like mine! Hey, Big Time, this one’s for you. Hard Eight, baby! Hey, sorry, Big Time, … Read more
1) Screw you! 2)Wouldn’t it be cheating on the sherif? 1)Why did the armadillo cross the road? 2)Why? 1)It didn’t. See? Be careful of boys, they have a way about them. They’ll make ya feel like fine crystal one minute, an old penny the next. Darla dropped her flaming batton…she almost went up like one … Read more
Could I trouble you for a nice warm glass of milk it helps me sleep. you could trouble me by enjoying a nice glass of shut the hell up, you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep, read the name tag you’re in my world now Grandma. It struck my foot!!! … Read more