‘It was freaky. Kinda like the Teletubbies. Except they sing, which is scarier.’ ‘WELCOME HOME, ELEANOR’ (calling up the chimney) Helloooo, Santa! (correction of quote) Theo to Nell: Don’t you love it here? (Theo to Nell) You love it here? 1) (bumping into 2) I’m sorry! 2) That’s all right. I didn’t mean to scare … Read more
Find the black crypt with no name or soon your fate will be the same. Jim : Hey honey, you know they have dead people in the backyard. Jim : Hold on! Madame Leota : With what? Leota : Find the thing that must be read, lest your heart be filled with dread… Madame Leota … Read more
… but now that dark cloud has pissed …. PASSED! A loon for a husband, and Peter Pan as his wife! F: My son does this wonderful impression of Aunt Kate. He’s got her voice down to a T. And, well, sometimes he likes to put on one of Aunt Kate’s dresses to entertain at … Read more