(Brooks is a waiter at the Last Supper.) WAITER: Are you all together or is this separate checks? (Pop sound)Wash this. (Soldier)Goodbye head! (Comicus)Hello balls! *stripper dances* hes a unique.. *stripper dances* hes a unique.. *stripper dances* hes dead.. 1 – Occupation? 2 – Soldier 1 – Have you killed anybody in the last week? … Read more
–Do you mind if I join you? –Seems you have. –I’m too young to die. How about you? –Too well-known. –Morro rather implied you were a gambler. –The way I do it, it isn’t gambling. –She is beautiful as well as interesting, isn’t she? –She’s beautiful, that’s always interesting. –Whenever I have nothing to do … Read more
–He treats me like a woman. –What did I treat you like? Water buffalo? –I still wish you hadn’t done that. –Done what? –Divorce me. It makes a man feel like he’s not wanted. How you doing? Got enough air? I’d know you anytime, anyplace, anywhere. life’s a banquet, and most poor suckers are starvin … Read more