–I want to marry Rockefeller. –Which one? –I don’t care. Gentlemen, to our wives. I’ve always liked older men. Look at Roosevelt, look at Churchill, look at that old fellow, what’s his name in ‘The African Queen’ – absolutely crazy about him. Men aren’t attentive to girls who wear glasses. Most women use more brains … Read more
#1 True or False…?? #1 All is fair and love and war…??? #2 True. #1 Great Anwser… (AS SHE PUTS TISSUES UNDER HER ARMS) I sweat when im nervous (singing) and do you want everyone to know your lovemaking is laaaaame? 1) I can’t write this article 2) Is your computer broken? 1) No I’ve … Read more
1.) Well… look at you Halley 2.) Well, that’s hard to do without a mirror isn’t it? 1.) Honey you keep getting prettier every day 2.) I have no idea how you could say that because you definitely don’t see me every day. And yesterday, oh my god I was so ugly and last wed. … Read more