Movie Quotes from How to Deal: Quotes from the movie How to Deal

1.) Well… look at you Halley
2.) Well, that’s hard to do without a mirror isn’t it?
1.) Honey you keep getting prettier every day
2.) I have no idea how you could say that because you definitely don’t see me every day. And yesterday, oh my god I was so ugly and last wed. That sucked too, so it’s kind of a day to day thing.

and the world stopped… or it should have.

Close your eyes and go to bed

don’t fall in love with him come on why do you think they call it falling anyways

dun, dun, dun… stand back! leaf man to the rescue

Enjoy him and fool around with him, but don’t fall in love with him. Come on, why do you think they call it falling?

Fall once and you man never be able to get back up again.

felicia n meaghan are downeys for life

felicia once fell in a ditch n cut her leg on a broken twig.. n then she started to bleed so she panicked n crawled outta tha ditch….then she was limping to tha nearest hospital n then she ended up falling in another ditch n she saw a girl named meaghan there that had also fell in the ditch n scraped her leg..together they tried to crawl out n once they got out thye were walking home n then it started to rain so they got all wet n hid behind a boulder n then came out after it stopped raining n then a man came frum behind them n pushed them into the road n a car hit them but they didn’t die the car hit them so that they fell into another ditch.


First loves are never really over

first loves are never really over…boy do i have the muchies

Halley:I think i like you too much already to actually go out with you.
Macon: What kind of logic is that?
Halley: It’s logical logic. The quickest way to ruin a relationship with someone is to actually try to have a relationship with them. Haven’t you noticed when the opposite sex gets together, eventually someone ends up getting hurt?

haven’t you noticed when the opposite sex gets together eventually someone ends up getting hurt

Haven’t you seen Star Wars? No I saw Star Wars I guess i just didn’t memorize it like you did.

How can you promise that you’re going to feel the same way forever?

i don’t love him.. i just like to kiss him

I had to leave because I was starting to actually care about you…and that just means I could get hurt. Maybe it was because I wasn’t ready to like someone so much.

I hate the way that your hair falls in your face. And I hate the way that your voice gets really low when you’re serious. And I hate the way that you bite your bottom lip when you’re nervous. And how you’re eyebrow goes whooop, like that. I hate that…I’m not(going to give up on you) but you’re going to regret ever messing up, but first, you are going to take three steps toward me and you’re going to wrap your arms around me, and (then you’re going to kiss me) on the count of three…two…now where going to dance!

I imagine that Star Wars figurines can get pretty expensive, right? I don’t have any Star Wars figurines. Not many. And I don’t play with them. Much.

i luv fel d n meaghan s 4 lyfeeeee

I suck with words. But sometimes words aren’t the thing love isn’t about love, it’s about what you do and what I did running away it was stupid. We both know love’s a big, scary, wvil concept. But if you fell it it’s gonna follow you around like a hungrey dof. I didn’t mean to say that love is a dog. I just mwan I’m not going anywhere. I love you Halley. If love beats us up let’s just beat it up right back. We can do this. If you’re ready to make the jump I’ll be right there to catch you.

I’m not very good at reading or writing or spelling not like Michael. He was so good at so many things without even trying. He taught me how to be myself by myself. Not to worry about what other people think even if that means being completely uncool. He taught me about how to trust people and how to love cause he was so good at it. He loved his family. He loved his friends. He loved basketball and he loved Scarlett.

If you fall again you’ll break your hip and then you will die.

If you fall, you may never be able to get back up.

If Your Ready To Jump Ill Be Here To Catch You

It was great… if you happen to be the Devil and enjoy human pain.

It was great; if you happen to be Satan and enjoy human pain.

Love is about what you do, not the words you say

Macon:Okay, pretend you’re me, what do you say?
Halley:I say, no, i want to be someone else.

Mike: From the first time i saw you, you stole my heart.
Macon: Good Luck finding a compatable organ donor.

Most people fall in love..but I crashed into it

Mother, are you smoking the cannabis again?

My father and my sister, my sister and my father? Your father and your sister are getting married? Yeah. Heh. Not to each other.

Nice timing. Tell your Mom you’re getting married on the day she gets divorced.

of course you think its weird that i didnt just use the phone but youre also glad because its so much better to talk in person especially when ive come with such a specific purpose which is why youre gonna cut me some slack

Oh my god, no, no, no, I can not believe I didn’t tell you this. The bimbo almost died of circulation. Her wedding veil took on a life of its own and rebelled, and she had to like claw her way out and you know that woman could claw mom. It was so sad it was like, near death by wedding veil. So tragic isn’t it?

Scarlett:This is a bad idea.
Halley:Yeah, dying is not one of the better concepts.

Some people fall in love. I had to crash into it.

sometimes life is so perfect, isn’t it? it has to be to make up for all the hard stuff it throws your way. you have to learn how to walk, you have to learn how to talk, you have to wear that totally ridiculous hat that your grandma bought for you, and you have no say in the matter. and when you’re a little older, even though you get to choose your hats, you don’t get to choose what they put in those meatballs in the cafeteria, or when to fall in love…things happen and you just have to deal…

sometimes..Love just hurts…

That’s what guys are good at… disappearing right?

The quickest way to end a relationship with someone is to actually try to have a relationship with them.

The quickest way to ruin a relationship is to actually try and have one.

The worst way to ruin a relation ship is to try to HAVE a relationship.

This is my bachelorette Party

we had our thing and it was fun..until it wasnt anymore

We had our thing, and it was fun, until it wasn’t anymore.

When I ask you to go out with me this Friday night you’re gonna think you’re the one asking me because you’re gonna say ‘yes Macon, I would love to go out with you because I know we’ll have a totally great time together. In fact, I’d been hoping you’d ask me all week.

Your first love is never really over

Your going to take three steps toward me,put your hands around my waist, and your going to kiss me in 3…2… (kiss)

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