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–It’s Christmas! Everyone’s nice on Christmas. –Only morons are nice on Christmas. –My God, we’re actually doing this. –No, we’re not doing it. It’s already done. –That’s my chair in there. I can’t fill it. –Neither could I, if it makes you feel any better. As Wichita falls…so falls Wichita Falls. Been working on this … Read more