1: What’s going on?
2: We got a bad program.
1: We always have bad programs.
I would’ve torn that guy apart twenty minutes ago!
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Jason: Buford?
: Yeah, I’ve just rebuilt him.
Jason: Ah, looks good.
: His motor system is .01 milliseconds faster than the finest omega built.
Jason: I don’t ah, mean anything by this, but is there any particuluar reason why he’s black?
: Sure, I wanted him to be perfect.
Little guys try harder!
Princess: What was that?
Jason: Ah, it was..ah…a spa…adjle.
Princess: A what!
Jason: Space herpe.
Nanny: THAT’S DISGUSTING!
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