(bark bark bark) She says she doesn’t like it when you hide her favorite tennis shoe and she doesn’t hear so well on her…on her left side so don’t sneak up on her anymore. -What would you say if I told you I think you’re as human as I am? -I would say you’re in … Read more
-There will be no more talk of surrendering to the Americans, it is treason, if you mention it one more time I will have you confined to your quarters. And you , you are the Commissar , representative of the party , responsible for crew morale… -Yes captain. -Then act like it. The crew need … Read more
(repeated line) STUPID PEASANT!!! 1) I will hang you by your feet, servant! 2) No, no master! Not the feet! I prefer the thumbs. 1) Master, I have to peepee 2) Ah, you have to pee? Go outside! 1) But sire, the wolves will eat me! 2) Then take a torch Damn English wizards. Can’t … Read more