(bark bark bark) She says she doesn’t like it when you hide her favorite tennis shoe and she doesn’t hear so well on her…on her left side so don’t sneak up on her anymore.
-What would you say if I told you I think you’re as human as I am?
-I would say you’re in need of a thorazine drip, Doctor.
Adios aloha. I’m already back.
And this morning my head fell off but I was able to sew it back on again with dental floss…waxed of course.
Astronomer: How could you know this? Prot: Every K Paxian knows this, just as every child on earth knows your planet revolves around the sun. It’s common knowledge, right?
Doctor…doctor…doctor…doctor…How many doctors are there on this planet?
Don’t give me this beam of light shit
Don’t worry, I’m not going to burst through your chest.
Don’t worry. I’m not going to jump out of your chest.
English isn’t that difficult a language to learn. You should try speaking Paxo (click) Nee-(T with a smack)-ah-eh-T-pa-ooh(Tee click)-a-eh.
Every being in the universe knows right from wrong, Mark.
For an educated man, you ask alot of questions.
How many doctors are there on this planet?
I shall miss Earth. It has great potential.
I travel light.
Josh-(descrbing Prot) Whoa. He looks like Data.
K-paxians only shit twice a solar year.
Shitting feels like being strangled by a clothes hanger, then getting the rim of your butthole papercut.
Let me tell you something, Mark. You humans (most of you) subscribe to this policy of an eye for an eye, a life for a life, which is known throughout the universe for its stupidity. Even your Buddah and your Christ have quite a different vision but nobody’s paid much attention to them, not even the Buddists or the Christians. You humans…sometimes it’s hard to imagine how you’ve made it this far.
Mark, for an educated man you seem to repeat yourself alot.
Mark: Prot, it’s one thing to take an interest in your fellow patients, it’s quit another to make them think that you can cure them.
Prot: You seem overly upset, Mark. TO borrow a phrase from Navarro You need to chill. For your information, Mark, all beings have the capacity to cure themselves,Mark. That’s something that we’ve known on K-PAX for millions of years.
Mark: Listen to me. I’m a doctor, you’re a patient.
Prot: Doctor, patient, curious human distinction.
Mark: It’s not your job to cure Howie or Ernie or Maria or anyone else, it’s mine.
Prot: Then why haven’t you cured them yet?
Mark: You’re telling me that you’re beaming back to K Pax on July 27th? Prot: At 5:51 am, eastern time.
Most of you humans subscribe to this policy of an eye for an eye, a
life for a life, which is known throughout the universe for its
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have a beam of light to catch.
On K-PAX when I am gone nobody misses me. There would be no need. Yet I sense when I leave here, I will be missed.
On K. Pax we execute the homosexuals. I suggest you don’t make any trips to my planet.
Prot: (after being handed a pen), A more efficient writing tool.
Prot: I had never been to a class BA-3 planet before.
Mark: Class BA-3?
Prot: Early stage of evolution-future uncertain.
Reproducing feels like being kicked in the nutts.
rules? we cant break any rules. no laws, no lawyers.
The universe will expand and then collapse back and expand again. It will repeat this process forever. What you don’t know is that when the Universe expands again, everything will be as it is now. Whatever mistakes you make this time around, you will live through on your next pass. Every mistake you make you will live through, again and again, forever. So my advise to you is to get it right this time around, because this time is all you have.
The Universe will expand, then it will collapse back on itself, then it will expand again. It will repeat this process forever. What you don’t know is that when the Universe expands again, everything will be as it is now. Whatever mistakes you make this time around, you will live through on your next pass. Every mistake you make you will live through again and again forever. So my advice to you is to get it right this time around because this time is all you have.
Well Mark, don’t get me wrong. I mean, you’ve been very hospitable…hospital…hospitable, but my time here is almost up and I can’t wait to get back.
You seem overly upset, Mark. To borrow a phrase from Navaro-you need to chill.
Your produce alone has been worth the trip
Your produce alone has been worth the trip.
Your produce alone has been worth the trip…
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