1.What was your current position? 2.Umm…sitting? Casey-your eyes are wet. CASEY: Dad, how could you Eve: Casey, your eyes, there wet (casey runs up to her room) DAD: Casey, Case, Casey CASEY: Go away DAD: Nothing happened casey CASEY: She was trying to kiss you so that you would fall in love with her DAD: … Read more
(in thick brooklyn accent)1)Sunboist cookies light up my day! 2)Sunboist?! 2)Hey, I’m from Brooklyn, you’re lucky I can speak english! 1) I can’t believe you made lunch you have nothing in the refrigerator 2) It’s moo shoo pork, well, minus the pork. Hey, don’t lose that lunchbox, it’s a collectibe. 3) Really? How much can … Read more
1) Good morning, sir. Going to the office today? 2) NO! I’m going to be baptized! 1) Vinnie I gave you $6 to buy a new coffee pot. Now I find that you’ve apparently got one at Lewis & Congers and charged it. Here’s there bill. One coffee pot $5 2) So you owe me … Read more