Believe you me, if it didn’t take men to make babies, I wouldn’t have anything to do with any of you! Either you go by the rules or you lose. Either you play by the rules or you lose. Ever notice how many fences there are getting to be? Signs say ‘No Hunting. No Admission. … Read more
but where’s my goddamn pinky at Earl: Get your big leg in the damn car Earl: Tinker there’s no smokin’ in Jimbo’s car earl:goodnight son, what happened to u? jr:well i got beat the hell up again I got beat the hell up. Jimbo:…do you think he’s gay? Earl: I have my doubts, Jimbo. jr: … Read more
-According to her they’ll be happy that I’m a man. Apparently they think any woman over thirty who isn’t married is a lesbian. -Yeah, it’s always heartwarming to see a prejudice defeated by a deeper prejudice. -I’m as liberal as the next guy. -If the next guy is a redneck. -Well, I’m working on a … Read more