1)Can she cook? 2)Hell no! But she’s gorgeous. 1. Just tell me if you didn’t, i’ll believe you. 2. No! No, sir. I didn’t spend all summer teaching you so you could cheat on this question. 1.I want you to meet Professor Hartley, of Yale. This is my son, Charles. 2.Just call me Carl. I … Read more
(1)As you know, my research has advanced to a point where I can put her mind into the body of a gorilla. (2)I couldn’t fuck a gorilla. (1)I can’t. (2)Can’t what? (1)I can’t inject you window cleaner. (2)I don’t mind. Hey, what does it do anyway? (1)It causes your brain to die last. (2)I don’t … Read more
–How do you like my island, Mr. Bond? –A bit off the beaten track, isn’t it? –How will I recognize him? –He’s tall, dark and thin. –So is my aunt! –I’ve lost my charm! –Not from where I’m standing. A duel between titans. My golden gun against your Walther PPK. Bond: And what’s your name? … Read more