Doc: I spent last Tuesday on my living room sofa. Watching my carpet . Watching fibers on my carpet . And the whole time I was watching my carpet I was worrying that I might vomit, and the whole time I was worrying I might vomit , I was thinking : I’m a grown man … Read more
1) Excuse me, Dermott O’Brien may have arranged- 2) Oh he did did he? Tell him I’m not interested! Tell him I’m gay or somethin’! 1. (gasps)Why you little slut! 2. I’m Sorry? 1. I said Good Morning! 1. Hey, hey, Sean, I’m gonna stay here and fuck these two guys! 2. And you wanted … Read more
Fact 1. People that smoke have 10 times as many wrinkles as a person that does not smoke. Fact 2. People that suffer from gum disease are twice as likely to have a stroke or heart attack. Fact 3. People that use mobile phones are 2.5 time more likely to develop cancer in areas of … Read more