Doc: I spent last Tuesday on my living room sofa. Watching my carpet . Watching fibers on my carpet . And the whole time I was watching my carpet I was worrying that I might vomit, and the whole time I was worrying I might vomit , I was thinking : I’m a grown man , I should know what’s going on in my head. And the more I thought about it the more I realized I should just blow my brains out and end it all, but the more I wanted to blow my brains out , the more I thought about what that would do to my goddamn carpet.
And that was a good day, Doc. So gimme some pills and get on with my life.
–You’re a con man?
–Con artist.
All you have is tons of tuna. And ONE t.v. dinner. ONE! T.v. dinners are cool, get more. and get a t.v. to go along with them.
Back to the bar.
Consider it a parting gift… Frank: I should part more often.
Ever been dragged onto the sidewalk and beaten till you – PISS, BLOOD!!!
Everything smells like gum.
For some folks, money is a foreign film without subtitles.
Frank and I are partners.
Frank Mercer: I wouldn’t bother you, but, well I’m dying Roy, it’s my spleen, I can’t… I can’t feel my thumbs.
Fro some folks, money is a foreign film without subtitles.
Have you ever been dragged through the street and beaten so bad that you piss blood?!
I see ya, Dad.
I was born ready.
I was doing yoga.
I’m not very good being a dad. I barely get by being me.
If you’re gonna get wet you might as well go swimming.
It’s hard to explain.
My dad is a smooth operator.
Nice meeting you, Dad.
One, two, three…work.
PYGMIES
Roy: You good to go? Frank Mercer: Does the Pope pooh in the woods?
Rule number one: never work near where you live.
Second rule: Don’t write anything down.
Shame on you.
Summer Wind.
Teach me something.
The Good Life.
This Town.
To some, money is a foreign fil without subtitles.
What is that?! What is that?!
What is that?! What IS that?!!
You did very good.
You didn’t take it. I gave it to you.
You don’t have a TV?
You gotta spend money to make money.
You not a bad man, your just a real good one.
You wanted too long. No prize for you.
You’re calling attention to yourself.
You’re not a bad man, you’re just not a real good one.
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