– Good afternoon, Yankee John. – Joe! – That sounds like a dead battery. –You’re not a lawyer, are you? –No, no, no, no. –Good. They’re the scum of the earth. And I should know being an ex-barrister myself. –Ex? –Ceremoniously disbarred not two years ago. -That is a .22, my late husband blew his … Read more
(Jingle sung on radio as main characters shiver from the frigid weather): Orange juice on ice is nice, Orange juice on ice is nice. Drink real Florida orange juice. Orange juice on ice. –Well, you know, it’s free. You don’t have to steal it. –Well, if it’s free, then I ain’t stealin’. 1: faggot! 2: … Read more
Eat your cake, have your cake, who cares? You’re about to get a plate of sauteed brains thrown into your face, your entire career is the toilet, and now you’re correcting my grammar? I’m fine, except for some incredibly painful spasms which lets me know that there is a God. And he’s a sexist pig! … Read more