(Jingle sung on radio as main characters shiver from the frigid weather):
Orange juice on ice is nice, Orange juice on ice is nice.
Drink real Florida orange juice. Orange juice on ice.
–Well, you know, it’s free. You don’t have to steal it.
–Well, if it’s free, then I ain’t stealin’.
Excuse my vulgarity.
Florida. You get me to Florida.
He was even dumber than you. He couldn’t even write his whole name. X, that’s what it ought to say on that goddamn headstone, one big lousy X.
Hey, don’t get a hernia, you know what I mean? Go ahead–just drop it anywhere. Not,uh, not bad, huh? There’s no heat here but uh, you know, by the time winter comes I’ll be in Florida. Hey,uh, you want to stretch out here– make yourself comfortable? Go ahead, why don’t cha take–take a nap.
I got his tounge hanging out!
I like the way I look. Makes me feel good, it does. And women like me, goddammit. Hell, the only one thing I ever been good for is lovin’. Women go crazy for me, that’s a really true fact!
I only get carsick on boats.
I’m walkin’ here!!! I’m walkin’ here!!!
I’m walking here! I’m walking here!
It just ain’t right cheatin’ from a pregnant lady.
Joe: (to bus driver) Sure is a powerful mother, ain’t it?
John Wayne! Are you tryin’ to tell me he’s a fag?
My name ain’t ratso it’s enrico salvatorie rizzo in my owm goddam house!
Not bad, not bad for a cowboy.
Okay, folks, just a little illness. Nothing to worry about. We’ll be in Miami in just a few minutes.
The two basic items necessary to sustain life are sunshine and coconut milk.
Uh, well, sir, I ain’t a f’real cowboy. But I am one helluva stud!
where’s the statue of liberty? She’s in Central Park taking a leak!
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