Movie Quotes from Waiting to Exhale: Quotes from the movie Waiting to Exhale

1) I’m coming for my kids on Sunday. 2) Yeah…? And if I hear you get them near that TRAMP BITCH you’re going to regret it for the rest of your life!

1) It’s against the law to burn anything except trash in your yard 2) It is trash

1) They got little dicks and can’t fuck 2) or big ones and still can’t fuck

1-*growling* 2-Grrr? 1-*growl louder* 2-Grrr? 1-*growl again* 2-Grr eh? 1-*finishes up* 2-Great…now I’m a keeper at the damn zoo!

1. I give you eleven fucking years and then you leave me for a white woman?! 2- Would you be happy if she were black? 1. I would be happy if YOU were black!

1. I needed to get laid so I did. 2. Now how can you say something like that? 1. Easy, Men have been doing it for years.

732! The number of times we made love! I rememebr when that bastard was counting. Right ater 51!

A long time ago, i asked God to send me a decent man. I got Robert, Cedric, Darrell and Kenneth. God’s got some serious explaining to do.

All dogs don’t go to heaven.

Bernie, how DARE that son-of-a-bitch leave you with two kids!!

Does he think he did something here? Shit, I coulda had a V8

Does he think he just did something here? Shit. I could have had a V-8.

Enjoy the lowlife while you can, girl.

Every woman needs a man and you ain’t no exception

Girlfriend, here’s to piece of mind and all the happiness that your heart and hand can hold, because Lord knows you deserve it.

Hell, it’s been five months and he has gotten on my last nerve.

Hell, yeah, I’m single and desperate and have no morals and when you turn your back, I’m gonna flirt my butt off and then take your man.

I am sick of you telling me how to live, who you think i should love, marry, and i’m sick of it! I’m 33 years old and I live alone and I may have to accept the fact that I may live alone for the rest of my life!

I betcha there are serial killers less anal!

I don’t know why I pick the wrong men to fall in love with. My weakness is pretty boys with big sticks.

I don’t think those are God’s tears at all. Just his way of making sure everything keeps growing.

I dont have to love him to do it. Hell, my body needs this.

I need you to be the fucking background to my foreground!

I was the lucky ones, the most important in your life, meaning you’ll abandon your wife and child to get laid every chance I give you. You think the brass ring is some bogus promise to put me in Paula’s shoes so you can do the same fucking thing to me next year? That’s pretty close to resistable, Lover man.

I was your white woman for 11 years!

I wouldn’t give him the satisfaction, the little fat fuck!

If I don’t hear from him by noon, I’m checking out. I mean just that.

If I hear that you had them anywhere near that tramp bitch, you’re going to regret it for the rest of your life.

If I hurry, I can still catch Dick Clark.

If your daddy wasn’t gay, I’d send your black ass straight to him!

It hurts like hell.

Lord, let him be merciful again tonight

Men don’t be crying over no woman unless they love them.

Mommy, is freak a bad word?

Most men are deaf. They prefer to guess waht you need, but they don’t guess worth shit. They lie without a conscience. What they best at is convincing us that we should feel desperate. Thank God I don’t fall for that shit!

My brain was saying, Put your hands anywhere but on my body and then go home and don’t come back, you human submarine sandwich.

No man asked me to meet his mother before. Maybe he’s not into the stuff all that much. Maybe if we got to know each other a little better, maybe I can be a good influence on him.

Now I am the keeper of the damn zoo

Oh God, I hope he’s not watching me walk away

Read my lips: We don’t need you in our lives!

Russell, a Lying, sneaky, whorish Pisces!

Shit! I coulda had a V-8!

Sorry, I’ve never been on OPRAH

Take your drunk ass, leather wearing in the summertime, need a shave, stinky ass home!

That lyin’ asshole!

The bastard comes every two years and I’m supposed to get excited? YOU get excited!

The men in Denver are dead. That’s why I’m changing towns again.

There I was- his secretary, his office manager and his computer!

This is how women get screwed. Too laxy to look out for yourself, so you put all your trust in your husbands.

Why do they write these damn songs? What, to make you think and believe and dream that you could feel like this. Someone must have gone through this shit in order to write it.

You black bitches is all the same! You complain all the time about don’t nobody want your asses, don’t know how to treat you. As

You know what inspiration is? It’s someone who lets you know life will go on and something beautiful can be waiting….waiting when you least expected it.

You know what, the more I think about it, the more I look at you, you look like the scum of the fucking earth.

You wanna do your job? Well, you’ll never get another whiff of this!

You’re gonna be using Morse Code to contact your little girlfriends.

You’re sorry for everything, aren’t you Tarik? You’re sorry about your grades, sorry for lying, sorry for letting some little girl suck on your seventeen year old dick!!

You’re the motherfucking improper influence! Get your shit- GET YOUR SHIT AND GET OUT!!!!!!

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5 thoughts on “Movie Quotes from Waiting to Exhale: Quotes from the movie Waiting to Exhale”

  1. Tell me, Robin. What have you done in the last 3 days with this man besides screw him that would make knowing you so deep that now he wants to take you home to meet his mama. A barbecue, please girl.

  2. Fine, you want it cut I’ll cut it. How short do you want it, huh. You want it shorter than mine or as short as mine. You know I can always use a razor too. I can’t believe you. Eleven years of growing your hair out and look at what you doing. Fine.

  3. I want to have a have a house in Scottsdale. I own a house in Scottsdale. What else? I want to get married, have kids 1 maybe 2. I want to eat out 2 or 3 times a week, I want to go away for long weekends. I want to have a family. I want to be happy. You don’t want much. I can you that and a whole lot more if you let me.

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