I am the rocker, I am the roller, I am the out-of-controller!
#1)Oh, you foolish, foolish boys. This is how it all starts. I’ve seen it all before. I was there. I was there. Yeah, it was called the eighties. Ford was president, Nixon was in the white house, and FDR was runnin’ this country into the ground. I was bummin’ in a hole-in-the-wall town in what is now called Utah. Some fella from Colorado shows up, starts makin’ so-called improvements, right? Well, ‘fore we knew what hit us, the streets are runnin’ with latte. #2)NO! #1)Yep. It got so bad that a fellow that liked to, you know, smoke a little grass or drink a little ripple, crow like a rooster, maybe challenge the mayor’s son to a gentleman’s duel was uncouth, against God. More like bad real estate values. Stumpy had to go! Richard, be careful what you wish for. #2)You got it Stump. #1)Be careful what you wish for…
1) i love chicks, chicks love me so its all good. 2) calm down lance
1) What are you doing here? 2) Getting a beer 1) In Alaska? 2) yea well I like cold beer
1)Anna has told me alot about ya! who’s the jacusi casinova? 2) That’s him right there…they call him that because he had himself up in it, lovin it strong!
1. What are you doing here? 2. Having a beer. 1. In Alaska? 2. Yea, well I like cold beer.
1: So what’s up? 2: Guard duty! 1: NIIIICE!
Anna’s step sister: Where zdid u get all those scars? Luke: Well, i got this one from skateboarding, this one from a car accident, and this one from a firehydrant. Anna’s stepsister: Well, u must have some interesting schtories then?! Luke: Nahh, i fell off my skateboad and then i got hit by a car and then i landed on a firehydrant.
Barry: So, uh, who’s the jaccuzi casanova?
Stumpy: [pointing at Luke] That’s him right there
Luke : Thanks Stumpy
Stumpy: Yeah, they call him that because he had himself all up in it, lovin’ it strong.
bring it on big man
Can you get an STD from a polar bear?
Can you get STDs from a polar bear?
Carpe Diem, sieze the . . . carp.
Carpe Diem…seize the…carp
carpe the diem, seize the carp.
Carpe the Diem. Seize the Carp.
chicks with pants on so tight it looks like their painted on
Did I ever tell you about the time I invented snowboarding? I don’t want credit for it, but they just keep giving it to me
did i ever tell you how i invented snowboarding? We were stuck in an avalanche so i kicked down the door,nailed a couple of 2×4’s to my feet and hell, i was down before noon!
Did somebody say king of the mountai mountain mountain king of the mountain king of the mountain king of the mountain. If i must!
Did somebody say king of the mountain mountain mountain
did you know the eskimos have 9 words for hellmooch stuck in a hottub, heck, they’ve only got 8 words for snow!
Guy 1: So what’s up?
Guy 2: Guard Duty.
Guy 1: NICE!
He’s had a crush on that bench for a while now
Hello everybody , and welcome to Bull Mountain
hes had a crush on that bench for a long time
i was gonna say i was adopted but sice were on the subject…yea im gay
I’m gonna need a bucket, a paint brush, and 10 pounds of salt. Lance get his pants!
I’m having second thoughts about kicking this guys ass…
Jenny : I seriously think it’s time for you to move on and stop this broken heart stuff. Rick : Alright. Sooo… you still wanna hook up? Jenny : You’re gonna have to try a lot harder than that, Rick. Rick : [pause] Sooo… you still wanna hook up?
Lance:Hot sluts with tits. Rick:Lance you dont have to do that anymore buddy. Lance:Oh sorry…I LOVE MEN. Rick:Lance you dont have to do that either.
Lets put him in RICK’S car!
littering and…. littering and…… littering and…..
Luke : This suit is really cramping my Hardy Boys. It’s no mystery.
LUKE: Anthony can you get me some ice fom the bar. ANTHONY: Your in Alaska, your sittin on ice…ya little leprechaun!?!
Luke: Lets get one thing straight, when you won the race last night you became King of the Mountain…not King of the no ball pussy losers….they already have their king…my brother
Luke: Ouch! Rick: Thanks man. Luke: No I got malested by a hot tub last night.
Luke: this outfit’s really crampin’ my party boys, and by party boys i mean testicles, and speaking of testicles gimmie a beer
Man…you gotta go get her back. Carpe Diem man….Seize the Carp. Pigpen, if I want advice on pornos, or how to clean the resin out of my bong, I’ll come to you. But I am not taking relationship advice from someone who can’t even spell relationship or advice…..or bong.
Mr. October bat for the other team?
No Regrets, that’s my motto. That and everybody wang-chung tonight.
No regrets, that’s my motto. Well that and everybody Wang Chung Tonight.
No regrets, thats my motto. That and everybody wang chung tonight.
No regrets. Thats my motto. That, and everybody whang chung tonight.
Of all the small towns in all of alaska in the whole us, why did she have to come to this one?1
Pants at half mast!
Pig pen hits handicapped guy walks away and says… he cant feel that
Pig Pen: What’s the situation down there?
Pilot: It’s pretty hairy down there!
Peg Pen: Just the way i like it!
pigpen when i want your opinion on a planet of the apes movie or if i need the resin cleaned out of my bong ill come to u, but i am not going to take advice from someone who cant even spell romantic or advice… or bong
Pigpen, if i want advice on a good planet of the apes film, or how to get the resin out of my bong, i’ll come to you, but i am not gonna take romantic advice from someone who cant spell romantic or advice….or bong
Pigpen: I’m gonna take confu and kick your freaking ass!
pigpen: i don’t need to write a test to tell you i take drugs
Pigpen: So are you like a crippled guy? Chris: No, I’m just a really lazy guy
PigPen: Yeah dude if you weren’t gay then you’d be a pretty weird guy.
Pigpen:Carpe the dieum, sieze the carp! Luke: Did you just say sieze the carp? Pigpen: What?
Pipe down retard.
Rick: I dont have a million dollars, do you? Pigpen: We’re not models…
rick: pigpen, if i want advice about a good planet of the apes film or how to get the resin out of my bong, i’ll come to you. but im not going to take romantic advice from someone who can’t spell romantic or advice… or bong.
So he’s a doctor and a pilot? Geez i think i wanna have sex with this guy!
So Pigpen have you ever been to one of those lesbian chat rooms?
No, why are they good?
Uh, I dunno
The eskimos have 9 words for ‘Hel-moot stuck in a hot tub’, hell, they only got 1 word for snow
there’s gonna be some hotties with slammin bods with pants so tight it looks like they’re painted on.
This outfit is really cramping my hardy boys, and its no mystery
We gotta do the honorable thing and steal a few street signs and leave town with our tails between our legs
Well, yeah, it doesn’t really allow my dice to roll down there, and by dice, I mean testicles. Speaking of testicles, let me get a beer.
Yeah, they call him that ‘cuz he was all up in it…lovin’ it strong!
yeah, yeah, i was there…it was called the 80’s. Ford was in the Whitehouse, Nixon was president, and FDR was runnin’ this country into the ground. I was bummin in a hole in the wall town that is now known as Utah. Then this guy comes in and starts making so called improvments, right? The streets were runnin’ with Latte! Yup, you know if a guy liked to smoke a little grass, drink a little ripple, crow like a rooster, maybe challenge the Mayor’s son to a gentleman’s dual was uncouth with God! Richard, be careful what you wish for…
you could say that this mountains a lot like a woman. just when you think you know every inch of her and you’re about to dip your skiis into some soft deep powder BAM!!! you got two broke legs, cracked ribs then you pay your twenty bucks just to let her punch your lift ticket all over again
You gotta go out, seize the momment. That’s my motto…that and everybody Wang Chung tonight.
You know, I am a little pissed off that theyre changing this place, but this is the best Vanilla Latte that i’ve ever tasted, i mean you can actually taste the vanilla beans and the…The coffee sucks.
you won last night, that made you king of the mountain, not the king of the no ball pussy losers. they already have a king, my brother.
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