Movie Quotes from Napoleon Dynamite: Quotes from the movie Napoleon Dynamite

I caught you a delicious bass.

#1- Stay home and eat all the freakin’ chips, Kip. #2- Napoleon, don’t be jealous that I’ve been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I’m training to be a cage fighter.

#1- What did you do last summer again? #2- I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines! #1- Did you shoot any? #2- Yeah, like, fifty of them! They were surrounding my cousin! What the heck would you do in a situation like that? #1- What kind of gun did you use? #2- A friggin’ twelve gauge, what do you think?

‘Tina, you fat lard heres your dinner.’ ‘Tina eat.’ ‘Eat the food.’

(1) Can you just bring me my chap stick. My lips hurt real bad. (2) Just borrow some from the school nurse. I know she has like five sticks in her drawer. (1) I’m not gonna use hers, sicko!

(1) Would you like to look like this?
(2) This is a girl.
(3) Because, for a limited time only, Glamour Shots by Deb is 75 percent off.

(Think about Napoleon dancing for Pedro’s skit, he was sooo cool.)

*Kip puts tupperware behind van and breaks it*: Dang it! *Drives off*

*on the sign* LAFAWNDUH

1)How long did it take you to grow that moustache? 2) a couple days 1) I wish i could grow one.

1)Who is this? 2)Napoleon Dynamite 3)Your name is Napoleon?

1. Hello, would you like to look loke this? Because for a limited tme only, Glamour Shots by Deb are 50% off.
2. Hey Summer wanna play me?

Rex;bOW TO TO YOUR SENSI

A frickin’ 12 gauge, what do ya think?!

and do you kipplin take Lafawnda?…..You Know I Do!

Aren’t you good at drawing and stuff?
Yeah, probably the best I know of.

bridger stella?!? como?!?

Build her a cake or something.

BUT MY LIPS HURT REAL BAD!!

Campaign Slogan…Pedro offers you his protection…then pedro’s homies drive up…it’s great

Can I have your tots?

Cause my lips hurt real bad! Gosh!

Daang . . ever take it off any sweet jumps?

Deb: And here we have some boondoggle key chains. A must-have for this season’s fashion.
Napoleon: I already made like infinity of those at scout camp.

Deb: im trying to save money for college
Kip: your mom goes to college!

Deb: It’s Deb. And I’m calling to let you know that I think you’re a shallow friend.
Napoleon: What the heck are you even talking about?

Deb: What are you drawing?
Napoleon: A liger.
Deb: What’s a liger?
Napoleon: It’s pretty much my favorite animal. It’s like a lion and a tiger mixed… bred for its skills in magic.

Deb: yeah, i’m trying to save up for college Kip:(in the background) your mom goes to college!

Do the chickens have large talons?

Do you think anyone thinks I’m a failure because I go home to Starlight here?

Do you think anyone wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I’m wearing these bad boys?

Don’t be jealous that I’ve been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I’m training to be a cage fighter.

Don: Hey Napoleon, did you pee in your bed last night?
Napoleon: Hey Don, did you take a dump in your pants?
Don: You better shut up Napoleon!
Napoleon: Why don’t you tell your mom to shut up!
Don: Did you say something about my mom?!?!
Napoleon: Naybe I did and maybe I din’t!
Don: You know I could beat you up Napoleon!
Napoleon: Nu uh, only one of us here knows the secret ninja moves from the government!!
(Then Don comes over and Napoleon smacks his head and runs off)

Don: Hey Napoleon, did you wet your bed last night? Napoleon: Hey Don, did you take a dump in your bed last night? Don: You better shut up Napoleon! Napoleon: Why don’t you tell your mom to shut up! Don: Did you say something about my mom?!?! Napoleon: Maybe I did and maybe I din’t! Don: You know I could beat you up Napoleon! Napoleon: Nu uh, only one of us here knows the secret ninja moves from the government!! (Don comes over and Napoleon smacks his head and runs off)

Don: Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again?
Napoleon Dynamite: I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!
Don: Did you shoot any?
Napoleon Dynamite: Yes, like 50 of ’em! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that?
Don: What kind of gun did you use?
Napoleon Dynamite: A freakin’ 12-gauge, what do you think?

Don: Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again?
Napoleon: I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!
Don: Did you shoot any?
Napoleon: Yeah, like, fifty of them! They were surrounding my cousin! What the heck would you do in a situation like that?
Don: What kind of gun did you use?
Napoleon: A friggin’ twelve gauge, what do you think?

dude, you got like three feet of air that time! mind if i try?

Eat the FOOD!

Eat the food! Eat the food! Eat the food

first you bow to your sensae…BOW TO YOUR SENSAE!

fucking ideots

girls only want boyfriends that have great skills.

GOD Tina eat your ham

gosh

Grandma: How was school?
Napoleon: The worst day of my life, what do you think?

grandma:now me………….kip are you listening/KIp:whaaaaaat grandma:now napoleon dont forget to feed tina napoleon:why cant kip do it he doesnt do flippin any thing!

heck YES!

Here Tina you fat lard, get some ham.

Hey Don, did you take a dump in your bed last nite?

Hey Napoleon, did you wet the bed last night…..Hey Don, did you take a dump on your bed last night…..I could kick your butt Napoleon cuz I’d shut up….Why don’t you tell your mom to shut up…..What did you say….Whatever I feel like I want to say…..Did you say something about my mom…..Maybe I did, maybe I didn’t….Do you want to die Napoleon……Yeah right, who’s the only one here that knows the illegal ninja moves from the government….Step up Napoleon…..SLAP….ahhhh

HOLLY AND BECCA ROCK!

How ’bout some gold bracelets?

how bout some gold bracelets?

I caught you a delicious bass

I caught you a delicious bass. Wanna play?

i caught you a delicious bass…

I hope your experiences are unforgettable.

I like your sleeves

I like your sleeves. They’re real big.

I like your sleeves…There real big.

I love Technology but not as much as you, you see but
I still love technology always and forever

I reckon you know a lot about cyberspace. Do you ever run across anything on time travel?
Easy, I’ve already looked into it for myself.

I reckon, you know a lot about…cyberspace?

I said why don’t you come down here and try and hit me?

I see you’re drinking 1% milk. Is that because you think you’re fat? Because you’re not. You could probably be drinking whole milk.

I see you’re drinking 1%. Is that ’cause you think you’re fat? ‘Cause you’re not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.

i see you’re drinking 1%…is that because you think you’re fat?…cause you’re not…you could br drinking whole if you wanted to

I started feeling really hot. So I went home and took a bath. That didn’t help. Then I realized it was my hair. So I shaved my head. I don’t want anyone to see.

I used to could throw a football a quarter mile.
What you wanna bet I can throw a football over those mountains?

I want that….

I wish you would just get out of my life and shut up

I’m going to the grocery store to get some prime ribs. Peace out.

Im just trying to make some sweet moola with Uncle Rico

is she hott? see for your self. i like her bangs

Itd be great if you could ride me into town!!*-*-*-*.

Its a liger

its got everything shocks.. pegs.. lucky..

J-Kwons Dance Grooves Tape: Are you ready to get your groove on?
Napoleon: Yes.

Jock:hey vote for Summer Napoleon No way I’m votin for Pedro Sanchez… can I have one of those buttons though?Jock; sure Naploeon;Throws it & runs off

Just tell them if they vote for you, all of their wildest dreams will come true.

Just workin on some dance moves

K, Bye.

Kid: What are you gonna do today Napoleon?
Napoleon: Whatever I feel like I wanna do…GOSH!

Kid: What are you gonna do today, Napoleon?
Napoleon Dynamite: Whatever I feel like I wanna do, gosh!

kip**its gettin pretty serious!

KIP–napolean, your just jealous because i’ve been chatting online with hot babes all day!

Kip: That’s what I’m talking about.

Kip: I’m out making sweet moo-la with Uncle Rico

Kip: LaFawnda is the best thing that has ever happened to me. I’m 100% positive she’s my soulmate. Napoleon, don’t worry, there’s a babe out there for you too. Peace out.

Kip: Lawfawduh is the best thing that has ever happen to me.. dont worry Napoleon im sure there is a babe out there for you.. peace out

kip: napoleon dont be jeolous cuz i’ve been chatting on line with babes all day

Kip: Thats what im talking about

Kip: well i gotta go napoleon… peace out

Kip: Well, things are getting pretty serious, we chat online for 2-3 hours a day, soo i guess you can say things are getting pretty serious.

KIP; WE BOTH KNOW IM TRANING TO BE A CAGE FIGHTER

Kip;Hey Napolean, it’d be great if you could pull me into town!

kristen get better with the flu so we can go to tech

Last week Japanese scientists placed explosive detonators at the bottom of Lake Lockness to blow Nessie out of the water. Sir Court Godfrey of the Nessie Alliance summoned the help of Scottland’s local wizards to cast a protective spell over the lake and its local residents and all who seek for the peaceful existence of our underwater ally.

Last week, Japanese scientists explaced- placed- explosive detonators at the bottom of Lake Lockness to blow Nessie out of the water. The support cavaltry of the Nessiealites summoned the help of Scotland’s local wizards to cast a protective spell over the lake and it’s local residents and all those who seek for the peaceful existance of our underwater ally.

Last week, Japanese scientists explaced… placed explosive detonators at the bottom of Lake Lochness to blow Nessy out of the water. Sir Godfrey of the Nessy Alliance summoned the help of Scotland’s local wizards to cast a protective spell over the lake and its local residents and all those who seek for the peaceful existence of our underwater ally.

Like anyone can even know that, Napoleon.

lookie, lookie a keepsake for you

lucky

Make yourself a dang quesadilla!

mush bust plus

must bust plus

my lips burn

Napolean: is that yours? Kip: dont touch it its uncle ricos. Napolean: whats it for? Kip: its a time machine napolean, he bought it online. Napolean: yea right. Kip: it works napolean you dont even know. Napolean: you guys tried it yet? Kip: no. (Napolean flips thru instruction book) Kip: so you ready? Napolean: yea hold on i forgot to put in the crystals.. k turn it on. (kip turns on machine) it kills ahh turn it off ow my back oww turn it off turn it off kip. its a piece of crap it doesnt work. Uncle Rico: i coulda told you that.

Napolean: TINA YOU FAT LARD! COME AND EAT YOUR FOOD!

Napolean: Tina You fat Lard, eat the food.

Napoleon : I like your sleeves. They’re real big.
Deb : Thank you. I made them myself.

Napoleon : Who are you gonna ask to the dance?
Pedro : That girl right there.
Napoleon Dynamite : Summer Wheatly? How the heck are you gonna do that?
Pedro : Build her a cake or something.

Napoleon Dynamite : Stay home and eat all the freakin’ chips, Kip.
Kip : Napoleon, don’t be jealous that I’ve been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I’m training to be a cage fighter.
Napoleon Dynamite : Since when, Kip? You have the worst reflexes of all time.
Kip : Try and hit me, Napoleon.
Napoleon Dynamite : What?
Kip : I said come down here and see what happens if you try and hit me.

Napoleon Dynamite: Stay home and eat all the freakin’ chips, Kip.
Kip: Napoleon, don’t be jealous that I’ve been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I’m training to be a cage fighter.
Napoleon Dynamite: Since when, Kip? You have the worst reflexes of all time.

Napoleon Dynamite: Tina, come eat some ham! TINA! EAT SOME HAM!

Napoleon Dynamite:Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER

Napoleon, don’t be jealous that I’m chatting online with babes all day.

Napoleon, don’t be jealous that I’ve been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I’m training to be a cage fighter.

Napoleon, you know we can’t afford the Fun Pack, now go put it back. And grab some pampers for you and your brother!

Napoleon-Tina you fat lard, come get some dinner

Napoleon: Can I have a button? Jock dude: Yeah, here. Napoleon: *throws button*

Napoleon: dare me to go talk to her? Pedro: ..sure

Napoleon: Deb just called me. She pretty much hates me by now.
Pedro: Why?
Napoleon: Because my uncle Rico’s an IDIOT.
Pedro: Do you have anything to give to her?
Napoleon: No. Not unless she likes fish.

Napoleon: Do the chickens have large talons?
Farmer: Do they have what?
Napoleon: Large talons.
Farmer: I don’t understand a word you just said.

Napoleon: do the chickens have really large talons?

Napoleon: Do they have large talons? Farmer: What? Napoleon: Do they have large talons? Farmer: Boy, I didn’t understand a word you just said.

Napoleon: Get out of my life and SHUT UP!

Napoleon: Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills. You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills…

Napoleon: GOSH! Say it so the whole world can hear!

Napoleon: Grandma just called… she said you can leave now.
Uncle Rico: I didn’t hear anything from her.
Napoleon: She said you should leave because you’re ruining everyone’s life and eating all our steak.
Uncle Rico: I’m not going anywhere. It’s a free country.
Napoleon: Get off my property!
Uncle Rico: Why don’t you go call the cops?
Napoleon: Maybe I will, GOSH!

Napoleon: Hey can I use your guys’s phone for a sec?
Secretary 1: Is there anything wrong?
Napoleon : I don’t feel very good.
Kip:Hi.
Napoleon: Is grandma there?
Kip: No, she’s getting her hair done.
Napoleon: Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…
Kip: What do you need?
Napoleon: Can you just go get her for me?
Kip: I’m really busy right now.
Napoleon: Just tell her to come get me.
Kip: Why?
Napoleon: Cause I don’t feel good!
Kip: Well, have you talked to the school nurse?
Napoleon: No, she doesn’t know anything. Will you just come get me?
Kip: No.
Napoleon: Well, will you do me a favor then? Can you bring me my chapstick?
Kip: No, Napoleon.
Napoleon: But my lips hurt real bad!
Kip: Just borrow some from the school nurse. I know she has like five sticks in her drawer.
Napoleon: I’m not gonna use hers, you sicko!
Kip: See ya.
Napoleon: Ugh! Idiot!

Napoleon: Hey Pedro what do you think of that one? Pedro: It’s pretty good. Napoleon: It’s Awesome……..It’s….it’s…..it’s inCREDible….

Napoleon: I caught you a delicious bass.

Napoleon: I like your sleeves.. they’re really big.

Napoleon: I like your sleeves…they’re really big.

Napoleon: I see you’re drinking 1% milk. Is that because you think you’re fat? Because you’re not. You could probably be drinking whole milk.

Napoleon: My girlfriend from Oklahoma was gonna fly out for the dance but she’s too busy doing some modeling.
Pedro: Is she hot?
Napoleon: See for yourself.
Pedro: I like her bangs.
Napoleon: Yeah, I took her to the mall to get some glamor shots for her birthday one year.

Napoleon: Pedro offers you his protection

Napoleon: Shox! Pegs! LUCKY!!

Napoleon: sorry im late, i had to tame a wild stallion for your wedding present

Napoleon: take it off any sweet jumps?

Napoleon: Take it over any sweet jumps Pedro: Yeah. *pedro Jumps Napoleon: Wow, you got like 3 feet of air on that one!

Napoleon: The defect in this one is bleach Judges: thats correct Napoleon: yesssssssssssssss

Napoleon: Tina come get your food you fat lard!

Napoleon: Tina! Come get some food, you fat lard!

Napoleon: Well, what is there to eat?
Grandma: Oh, Napoleon, just make yourself a quesa-dilluh!

Napoleon: What kind of bike do you have? Pedro: It is a sledgehammer. Napoleon: It’s got everything…Shocks….Pegs…LUCKY!!!! You ever take it off any sweet jumps?

napoleon: who are you? Lafawnduh: i’m lafawnduh… why areyou so sweaty? napoleon: i’ve been practicing(takes a gulp of gatorade) lafawnduh: practicing what? napoleon: some cance moves ( takes another drink)

Napoleon: You know, there’s like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I’m pretty good with a bowstaff.

Napoleon: You wanna play me?

napoleon:come tina u fat lard COME GET SOME FOOD! EAT THE FOOD!

Napoleon:hey pedro, you gunna eat your tots?
Pedro:No
Napoleon:can i have them?
Pedro:yes
Napoleon:*sticks them in pocket*

Napoleon:The defect in this one is bleach.
FFA Judge 1: That’s right.
Napoleon: Yessssssssss.
Napoleon:This one tastes like the cow got into an onion patch.
FFA Judge 2: Correct.
Napoleon: Yessssssssss.

napoleon:tina you fat lard come eat some dinner

Napoleon:Why was Uncle Rico Over at my girlfriends house (Has kip in a head lock) Kip:Ow! Napolean, you’re pinching my neck meat. Stop. I think you tore my mole off. Is it bleeding? Napoleon: Yeah just a little bit.

Napoleon:You see that girl over there?[piontsat Deb.][p]Pedro:Yeah.[p]Napoleon:Yesterday,she left a bunch of crap on my porch.

Nathan: Napoleon, give me some of your tots.
Napoleon: No, go find your own.
Nathan: Come on, give me some of your tots.
Napoleon: No, I’m freakin’ starving! I didn’t get to eat anything today.
Nathan: [kicks the tots]
Napoleon: Ugh! Gross! Freakin’ idiot!

Nice sleeves.
Thanks, I made them myself.

Over there in that pig pen i found some Shoshoni arrow heads

Pedro offers you his protection.

Pedro-If I ran for senior class president doyou think that anyone would vote for me. Napolean-HECK YEAH, I’d vote for you.

Pedro: Do you think people will vote for me?
Napoleon Dynamite: Heck yes! I’d vote for you.
Pedro: Like what are my skills?
Napoleon Dynamite: Well, you have a sweet bike. And you’re really good at hooking up with chicks. Plus you’re like the only guy at school who has a mustache.

Pedro: Do you think people will vote for me? Napoleon: Heck yes they will. Pedro: Why? Napoleon: Well for one thing, you have a sweet bike… And you are basically the only guy in school who has a mustache. Pedro: Yes, that is true. If I become president, you can be my secretary or something. Napoleon: Yesssssssssssssss. Plus, I could be head of your Secret Service.

Pedro: Do you think people will vote for me? Napolean: Heck yes! you have a killer bike, you’re good with chicks, and your like the only one in school who has a mustache!

PEDRO: iDONT HAVE MUTCH TO SAY

Pedro: Who was that?
Napoleon: Trisha.
Pedro: Who’s that?
Napoleon: The woman I’m taking to the dance.
Pedro: Oh, did you draw her a picture?
Napoleon: Heck YES I did!!

Please…please. Be good to me. Please, keep going. Dead on….dead on.YesDo you know who said this quote from the movie?

Rex-Do you think I got where I am today by dressing like Peter Pan over there? No.

Rex: At Rex Kwan Do, we use the buddy system. No more flying solo. You need somebody watching your back at all times. Second off, you’re gonna learn to discipline your image. You think I got where I am today because I dressed like Peter Pan over here?

Rex: I’m Rex, founder of the Rex Kwan Do self-defense system! After one week with me in my dojo, you’ll be prepared to defend yourself with the strength of a grizzly, the reflexes of a puma, and the wisdom of a man.

She has sandy blonde hair, a pretty, pretty face. But I’m getting kind of T.O.ed though because I haven’t seen a full body shot yet.

She’s got sandy blonde hair, pretty, pretty good-looking face. But I’m kinda getting T.O.ed because she hasn’t sent me a full-body shot yet.

Shocks… pegs… lucky!

shocks…pegs…lucky…

Smashing in the face of a pinata that resembles Summer Wheatley is a disgrace to you, me, and the entire Jem State.

So we’re pretty much friends by now, right?
Jess.

So what did you do this summer Napoleon?
I told you! I went wolverine hunting with my grandpa in Alaska!
How many did you shoot?
Like fifty!
What did you shoot them with again?
A frickin 12 gauge, what do you think?!

Some Kid: Give me that! Its MINE!
Napoleon: What the flip kid, get a life!
Kid: MOMMY!

Stay home and eat all the chips, Kip!

Stay home and eat the freakin’ chips, Kip!

Sweet. You got shocks, pegs. Lucky.

thanks for eating all the frickin’ chips kip

That suit, it’s Incredible!

That’s what I’m talking about.

There’s like a buttload of gangs at this school. One of them wanted me to join because I’m pretty good with a bowstaff.

things are getting pretty serious i guess, i mean we’ve been chatting online for like 2hrs now, so i guess you can say things are getting pretty serious

This is pretty much the worst video ever made.
Like anyone could possibly know that.

Tina come get some ham

tina u fartlard come get some dinner

tina you fat lard com get some ham!*

Tina you fat lard come eat some food!

tina you fat lard come eat your dinner

Tina you fat lard come get some dinner

tina you fat lard come get some food

Tina you fat lard! EAT!

Tina you fat lard!…come get some dinner!
Tina eat the food!
Eat the food!

Tina you fat lard, come get some dinner.

Tina you fat laurd come get some dinner! Tina eat. eat the food. eat the FOOD!

Tina you fat tub of lard come get some dinner.

tina you fatlard com get some ham!*

Tina you lard, come eat your dinner! EAT THE FOOD!

Tina! Come get your food you fat lard!

Tina, come get some ham!

Tina, you fat lard, come get some dinner.

Tina, you fat lard.

Tina, you fat lard..EAT! FOOD! EAT FOOD!!!!

Trisha: Thanks for the beautiful drawing. It’s hanging in my room right now.
Napoleon: Really? It took me like three hours to finish the shading on your upper lip. It’s probably the best drawing I’ve ever done.

UGHH!

Uh! I think you ripped my mole off. Is it bleeding?
A little bit.

Uncle Rico : So how are things going with you and your girlfriend?
Kip : Well, I think it’s getting pretty serious. We chat online for like two hours a day so yeah, you could say it’s getting pretty serious.

Uncle Rico : So what do you think?
Kip : It’s pretty cool, I guess.
Uncle Rico : Ohhhh, man I wish I could go back in time. I’d take state.
Napoleon Dynamite : This is pretty much the worst video ever made.
Kip : Napoleon, like anyone can even know that.
Uncle Rico : You know what, Napoleon? You can leave.
Napoleon Dynamite : You guys are retarded!

Uncle Rico: Frankly I’m a little concerned about your transportation situation, I mean, do you even have a car? Kip: Well, that’s just it, at the present, nothing comes to mind. Uncle Rico: Alright well, you can take the van, I I do better on foot anyway.

Uncle Rico: How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?… Yeah… Coach woulda put me in fourth quarter, we would’ve been state champions. No doubt. No doubt in my mind.

Uncle Rico: Napolean, your Uncle Rico mad $125 today, and it occurs to me that you don’t have a job. Kip: Napolean, I made $75 today. Napolean: SO! Kip, I could make that much money in like five seconds, god! Uncle Rico: Napolean, why don’t you go out there and find yourself a job? Napolean: Why don’t you go eat a caroted piece of crap!

Uncle Rico: So what do you think?
Kip: It’s pretty cool, I guess.
Uncle Rico: Ohhhh, man I wish I could go back in time. I’d take state.
Napoleon: This is pretty much the worst video ever made.
Kip: Napoleon, like anyone can even know that.
Uncle Rico: You know what, Napoleon? You can leave.
Napoleon: You guys are retarded!

Uncle Riko: Lance you look like a strong young pup. why dont you see if you can give this a nice tear? *lance struggles with tupperware* Don’t Hurt yourself now.Lance: I cant do it….. i cant. – Riftopher Sureda

UR SUCH A FLIPPIN IDIOT GOSH

vote for pedro

Vote Pedro!

We chatted online for like two hours, so I giess you could say things are getting pretty serious.

We’re going to be friends.

Well, I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it cause I can’t fit my numchucks in there anymore.

Well, I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it cause I can’t fit my nunchucks in there anymore.

Well, I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it cause I can’t fit my nunchucks in there anymore…

Well, I think it’s getting pretty serious. We chat online for like two hours a day so yeah, you could say it’s getting pretty serious.

Well..we talk on the internet for like…two hours everyday. So yeah, I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.

What are you doing here, Uncle Rico?

Grandma took a little spill at the sand dunes today. Broke her coccyx.

what the flip was grandma doin at the dunes?

whatever i feel like GOSH….pussy

whatever I feel like! Gawd!

Whatever I want to Gosh!
My lips hurt really bad!
Don’t be jealous because I’m flirting on the internet with hot babes…all day.

Who wants to eat ‘chimeneychangas’ next year? Not Me.

why do you love me
why do you need me
always and forever
always and forever

we met in a chat room
now our love can bloom
now everything is great
you make me salivate

i love technology
but not as much as you, you see
but i still love technology
always and forever

our love is like a flock of doves
flying up to heaven above
always and forever
always and forever

Why do you love me? Why do you need me? Always and forever… We met in a chatroom, now our love can fully bloom… Sure the world wide web is great, but you, you make my salivate… I love technology, but not as much as you, you see… But I STILL love technology… Always and forever. Our love is like a flock of doves, flying up to heaven above… always and forever, always and forever… Why do you need me? Why do you love me? Always and forever…

why don’t you go eat a decroded piece of crap!

yeah i’m a little upset though cuz she hasn’t sene me a full body shot yet.

Yes, I love technology, but not as much as you you see, but I still love technology, always and forever. Always and forever.

Yessss

YESSSSSSSS!!!!!!

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

You do understand English. This isn’t that complex.

You got, like, 3 feet of air that time!

you know Napoleon,La Fonda is the best thing that has ever happen to me. Peace!

You know, there’s like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I’m pretty good with a bowstaff.

You see that girl over there? She came over to my house the other day and left all this crap on my porch.

you wanna play with me?

your jus jealous cause ive been chatin online with hot babes all day!!

Your Mom goes to college

your mom goes to college!

Your mom goes to college! (Snicker)

your sandy blonde hair waves in the air… in the sky.. oh so high *kip starts singing*

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