Movie Quotes from Nacho Libre: Quotes from the movie Nacho Libre

(sung) I am a singing at the parteee!

Nacho: Do you remember that one time when everyone was shouting my name and I used my strength to rip my blouse?
Esqueleto: Yeah. And I saw them knock you unconscious, alright?

Nacho: I’m not listening to you! You only believe in Science. That’s probably why we never win!
Esqueleto: We never win because you are fat!

Señor Ramon: There is no flavor. There are no spices. Where are the chips?
Nacho: Somebody stole them.
Señor Ramon: Did you not tell them that they were the Lord’s chips?

Sister Encarnación: Can I come in?
Nacho: No, people might get the wrong idea about you. Like maybe you are a floozy.

Anyways, I was wondering if you would like to join me in my quarters this night for some toast.

Chancho. When you are a man sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room. It’s for fun.

Did you not realize I’ve had diahrea since EASTERS?

Do you not realize that I have had diarrhea since Easters?

Hey. Let go of my blouse.

Listen, I know the wrestlers get all the fancy ladies, the clothes, and the free creams and lotions, but my life is good. Really good. I get to wake up every morning at 5:00 a.m. and make some soup. It’s the best. I love it. I get to lay in a bed by myself all of my life. It’s fantastic.

mucho take it easy!!

People don’t think I know a buttload of crap about the Gospel, but I do.

Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Nacho Libre’: Quotes from the movie ‘Nacho Libre’

Leave a Comment