Movie Quotes from Naked: Quotes from the movie Naked

A) Were you bored in Manchester ? B) Was I bored? No I wasn’t fuckin’ bored. I’m never bored. That’s the trouble with everybody – you’re all so bored. You’ve ‘ad nature explained to you and you’re bored with it. You’ve ‘ad the living body explained to you and you’re bored with it. You’ve ‘ad the universe explained to you and you’re bored with it. So now you just want cheap thrills and like plenty of ’em and it dun’t matter ‘ow tawdry or vacuous they are as long as it’s new, as long as it’s new, as long as it flashes and fuckin’ beeps in forty fuckin’ different colours. Well whatever else you can say about me, I’m not fuckin’ bored. A) Yeah, all right. B) So, how’s it goin’ for you? A) It’s a bit borin’ actually.

A) You know what frightens me about the human body? B) What? A) Well, it’s like the, er, most sophisticated mechanism in the entire universe, and yet it’s so fuckin’ quiet, isn’t it? Know what I mean? A) Dunno. Mine makes enough noise. B) It’s like this, er, wet, pink factory. What the fuck are they makin’ in there ? I mean what’s the product? You never see no delivery trucks comin’ and goin’, do you?

Have you ever thought, right, that you might have already had the happiest moment in your whole fuckin’ existence, and all you’ve got to look forward to is sickness and purgatory and death ?

It’s fuckin’ freezin’ out there and I was a cesarian.

Johnny: And what is it what goes on in this postmodern gas chamber?

Brian: Nothing. It’s empty.

Johnny: So what is it you guard, then?

Brian: Space.

Johnny: You’re guarding space? That’s stupid, isn’t it? Because someone could break in there and steal all the fuckin’ space and you wouldn’t know it’s gone, would you?

Brian: Good point.

No matter how many books you read, there is something in this world that you will never ever ever ever ever fucking understand.

Well, Brian, congratulations! You’ve succeeded in convincin’ me that you do ‘ave the most tedious fuckin’ job in England.

You can’t make an omelet without cracking a few eggs. And humanity is just a cracked egg. And the omelet stinks.

You’ve had the universe explained to ya and you’re bored with it.

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