Alright, I know I’m gonna lose here. But I’ll be the best second you’ve ever seen.
Don’t get all excited, otherwise you’ll macaroni your pants again.
Governor: Oh Probyn, we ought to be seeing about your parole application.
Wally: No I don’t think so Mr Graham.
Governor: Why not?
Wally: I’m planning to make me own way out soon.
Guard#1: I see Probyn and McVicar are together in the showers again. What d’you think they’re up to?
Guard#2: Each other probably.
Guard: Name and number.
John: You know my name. You people gave me the fuckin’ number.
Pendle: Stokes, I suppose you think you got the better of us there. But just remember, you’re in here for ten years.
Stokes: Yeah. Yeah that’s right Mr Pendle. But you’re in for life, intcha?
Policeman: Move and I’ll blow your head off.
John: In that case I ain’t fuckin’ movin’ am I?
Ronnie: Jeffries isn’t really a sex case. He didn’t tamper with the kids, just killed ’em.
John: What and that’s alright with you is it?
SEX CASE! SEX CASE! HANG HIM HANG HIM HANG HIM!
Sheila: When they catch you you’ll never get out.
John: Never get out! Never get out!
Stokes: Hey Billy, you heard the news? They’ve discovered another daisy chain in the Durham Light Infantry..
Pendle: The Durham Light Infantry was the fastest marching regiment in the British Army..
Stokes: Found an ‘ole barrack load of ’em stuck up each other..
Pendle: 180 paces to the minute, heel to toe mind..
Stokes: Sunk, to the nuts they were. They’re going to rename them y’know. The Durham Bumpers. Ah, do love an arsehole these Geordies..
Pendle: There’s nah poofs in the DLI Stokes!
Well it’s, as I told Douglas, they was all rushing past my cell just as I came out, and I got sort of swept into the office in the rush. It was like, sucking a bit of fluff.
You’re in our security wing now, McVicar. We like trouble here.
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