he’s not even my date and he get’s me out of my pants
heather: It’s like prime time tucker, hasta lavista motha fuc..
hes not even my date and he gets me out of my skirt*
I wish it could just be simple,
like a retro-pop song
I want you to want me. Boom. End of Story.
We all live happily ever after.
But its never really like that, is it?
i wish life was like a song i want you to want me i need you to need me, but it’s never like that is it
I’d hit him with my car if he wouldn’t make body casts a fashion statement.
I’ll let you in on a little secret. My mom says I’m special on the inside.
John John John what about my feelings? *Crys loudly while covering his face*
John Tucker there is only one guy out there for me but you are NOT HIM!
Not deep? I am deep! I’m dating the poetry club!
Oh my gosh. I’m such a slut!
SLUT IN TRUCK!!!
slut in trunk
this movie wass AMAZING. how could anybody not like it?
usually im opposed to the slaughter of animals, but in John Tucker`s case.. ill make an acception.
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