Movie Quotes from Jersey Girl: Quotes from the movie Jersey Girl

#1 I banged a broad on my parents bed once, it was nice. #2 Terrific

#1 wnat me to give her the ol’ boobie talk my mom gave me? #2 yeah, stay away from my kid

‘Cats’ is the second worst thing that ever happened to New York.

–I just think we got off on the wrong foot is all.
–The wrong foot? You wrecked my car. We got off on a really, really bad foot.

1. Do you have any questions about what you saw?
2. Do you have what Brian has?
1. Yes.
2. Is it as big as his?
2. Sadly, yes.

Damn, that baby smells like shit. You know that right?

George Michael is all about the ladies. ‘I want your sex’, does that sound like he’s singing to a guy?

hes just talking to make sure he is still alive

i dont even like you

I wanna be a cracked out whore

I’m just a guy who’d rather play in the dirt with his kid.

I’m not the sharpest spoon in the shed.

Mark my words, you’re giving her crotch rot

My mom says my dad’s eyes are brown because he is so full of sh..

Try acting like a father, shit-head.

Whenever my Uncle Stu comes over to play pool with my dad, my mom says the basement smells like a Cheech and Chong movie.

You’re the only thing I was ever good at.

You’re wipping the poop in her (pause) Crevis

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