Movie Quotes from Horse Feathers: Quotes from the movie Horse Feathers

#1 – Are you going my way?
#2 – Sure.
#1 – Well, you go my way and I’ll stay here.

#1 – If this is a singing lesson, I’m a ring-tailed monkey.
#2 – This *is* a singing lesson, and keep your family out of it.

(In a canoe)I was gonna get a flat bottom but the girl at the boat house didn’t have one.

–Oh, Professor, you’re full of whimsy.
–Can you notice it from there? I’m always that way after I eat radishes.

–Tomorrow we start tearing down the college.
–But, Professor, where will the students sleep?
–Where they always sleep. In the classroom.

–Who was that?
–The ice man.
–Is that so? Well, you can’t pull the wool over my ice.

1) I can’t let you in here unless you say swordfish. Now I give you one more guess 2) Swordfish? Swordfish? I think I got it! Is it sworddfish? 1) Ah! That’s right you guessed it!

1) I didn’t come here to fight. 2) You’ve *got* to fight, I’ve already taken my coat off.

Connie): Oh, Professor, you’re full of whimsy. Professor): Can you notice it from there? I’m always that way after I eat radishes.

Follow me, I’ve been doing this all day.

I married your mother because I wanted children. Imagine my disappointment when you arrived.

I’d horsewhip you, if I had a horse.

I’ve got to stay here, but there’s no reason why you folks shouldn’t go out into the lobby till this thing blows over.

Scour the grounds. Don’t leave a single stone unturned, he’s probably under one of them.

Son): Dad, let me congratulate you. I’m proud to be your son. Father): My boy, you took the words right out of my mouth. I’m ashamed to be your father. You’re a disgrace to our family name of Wagstaff, if such a thing is possible.


We do!

Why don’t you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out.

You have more students than the college.

You know you’ve got the brain of a four-year-old child. And I bet he
was glad to get rid of it.

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