Movie Quotes from Goodfellas: Quotes from the movie Goodfellas
***Henry Hill is still in the Witness Protection Program. In 1987 he was arrested in Seattle, Washington for narcotics conspiracy and he received 5 years probation. Since 1987 he has been clean.
***In 1989, Henry and Karen Hill separated after 25 years of marriage.
***Paul Cicero died in 1988 in Fort Worth Federal Prison of respiratory illness. He was 73.
***Jimmy Conway is currently serving a 20-years-to life sentence for murder in a New York State prison. He will not be eligible for parole until 2004 when he will be 78 years old.
1> Tommy’s a bad kid he’s a bad seed. What do you wantme to do shoot him? 2> That wouldn’t be a bad idea.
1> What are you getting all excited for Jimmy? 2> What am I getting all excited for cause you’re gonna get us all pinched that’s why. In two days one of them gets a new car another one gets a 20,000$ mink.
All right, so he got shot in the foot. What is it, a big fuckin’ deal?
All the other girls would’ve gotten outta there the minute their boyfriend gave them a gun to hide. But I didn’t. I have to admit, it turned me on.
And when the cops, they assigned a whole army to stop Jimmy, what’d he do? He made ’em partners!
Are you being a fuckin’ wiseguy with me? What did I tell you? What did I tell you? Don’t buy anything! Don’t buy anything!
Are you fucking crazy, Karen, are you crazy? I got enough to worry about gettin’ fuckin’ whacked on the street, I gotta fuckin’ come home… I gotta fuckin’ come home… for this! I should fucking kill you!
As far as I can remember I always wanted to be a gangsta
As far back as I can remember I’d wanted to be a gangster
As far back as i can remember I’ve always wanted to be a gangsta… being a gangsta was better then being president of the united states…
As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster.
As long as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster.
as long as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster
But still, I couldn’t hurt him..how could I hurt him? I couldn’t even bring myself to leave him. The truth was, that no matter how bad I felt, I was still very attracted to him.
But, I’m funny how? Funny like a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I’m here to fuckin’ amuse you?
C’mon fuckos, let’s go for a ride.
DIDA TOMMY EVER TELL YOU ABOUT MY PAINTINGS?
Didn’t matter. It didn’t mean anything. When I was broke, I’d go out and rob some more. We ran everything. We paid off cops. We paid off lawyers. We paid off judges. Everybody had their hands out. Everything was for the taking. And now it’s all over.
DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!!!!!!!!
Do I amuse you? Am I funny like a clown?
Don’t give me that fuckin’ Tommy shit! What the fuck I asked you for, Henry, I’m askin’ you for a favor! I do a lot of fuckin’ favors for you, don’t I!? I’m tryin’ to bang this fuckin’ broad, you wanna help me out!? I don’t understand you, she’s fuckin’ beautiful! You know, these Jew broads they got a lot of fuckin’ money, maybe her family owns the whole fuckin’ block! You’re liable to wind up with a big fuckin’ score here you muthafucka!!!
Don’t you move motherfucker, I’ll blow your brains out…shut the car off slowly. DON’T FUCKING MOVE!
Drinks are on the house…
Even the bartender got a hundred for keeping the ice cubes cold.
Ever Since i can remember i’ve always wanted to be a gangster
Every once in a while I’d take a beating. But by then I didn’t care. The way I saw, everybody takes a beating sometimes.
Every single guy there was either named Petey or Pauly. All their daughters were named Marie.
For a second, I thought I was dead, but when I heard all the noise I knew they were cops. Only cops talk that way. If they had been wiseguys, I wouldn’t have heard a thing. I would’ve been dead
For as long as I can remember, I’ve wanted to be a gangsta!
For us to live any other way was nuts. Uh, to us, those goody-good people who worked shitty jobs for bum paychecks and took the subway to work every day, and worried about their bills, were dead. I mean they were suckers. They had no balls. If we wanted something we just took it. If anyone complained twice they got hit so bad, believe me, they never complained again
Fuck him! Fuck him in the ear! Fuck him in the other ear!
fuck you niggers suck my lanky dick
fuck you pay me
Fuck you, you fucking fuck!
Fucking mutt dented my shoes.
Get the fuck outta here Tommy.
give us a couple of steps there spida
Go back to your read-made whores, they’re all your good for anyway!
Go get your fuckin’ shine-box!
Go home and get your fucking shinebox
God Hilary, you are so sexy! I’m so happy you visited a couple weekends ago. Love ya.
Haha, ya stutterin’ prick ya!
He’s a big boy. He knows what he said. What’d you say? Funny how?
he’s treating me like I’m a half a fag or something!
Hey Spider! On your way over here bring me a Cutty and water, huh?
Hey Tommy, if I was gonna break your balls I’d tell you to go home and get your shinebox. This kid was, this kid was great. We used to call him Spitshine Tommy. I swear to God. Oh, he’d make your shoes look like fuckin’ mirrors, excuse my language. He was terrific, he was the best. He made a lot of money too. Salud, Tommy.
Hey, I took care of that thing for ya.
Hey, you wanna laugh, this prick last week asked me to christen his kid. Yeah, alright… seven thousand I’ll charge him!
I ain’t feeding him to the fuckin lions jimmy!!
I almost had him. I almost had him. Ya stutterin’ prick, ya! Frankie, was he shakin’?
I baseball batted those two son ova bitches, you couldnt even recognize em.
Good they deserved it.
I can’t believe you used seven fucking towels on this guy! I don’t know what’s the matter with this kid we gotta toughen him up!
I did my time. I want what I gotta get. I got fuckin’ mouths to feed!
I FUCKED KIDS LIKE THAT IN THE CAN, IN THE ASS, I FUCKED EM!
i fucked kids like that in the can, in the ass, i fucked em.
I get to live the rest of my life like a schnook.
I gotta better shot at letting him fuckin’ drive!
i know other women, like my best friends, who would have got out of it the minute their boyfriend gave them a gun to hide, but i didn’t. I gotta admit the truth, it turned me on
I know there are women, like my best friends, who would have gotten out of there the second their boyfriend gave them a gun to hide. But I didn’t. I got to admit the truth, it turned me on.
I know there are women, like my best friends, who would’ve gotten out of it the MINUTE their boyfriend gave them a gun to hide..but I didn’t. I gotta admit the truth, it turned me on
I swear to my fucking mother, if you touch her again, YOU’RE DEAD!!
I’m a get da papers, get da papers
I’m a go get da papers, get da papers
I’m funny as in a clown ha-ha? I’m here to fuckin amuse you? Funny? how the fuck am I funny?
I’m funny how, I mean funny like I’m a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I’m here to amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
I’m funny how? Funny like a clown? I amuse you? I’m here to fuckin’ amuse you?
I’m gonna go get the papers, get the papers.
I’m gonna go get the papers, get the papers.
i’m in the middle of the fuckin weeds layin down, a guy comes over comes over and says what a ya doin, i said i’m restin, here your restin in the middle of da beach in da park,i know i’m restin, i’m restin, starts bringing me in asking me all types of questions, i’m not say a damn thing, he said your gonna tell me something tough guy, ok i’ll tell you go fuck your mother
I’m out and I want what I gotta get… I got mouths to feed.
I’ve been trying to bang this broad for a month now. Do you believe she won’t go out with Italians alone? No. No what? See what Henry? Im trying to get laid, you wanna help me out?
If another fucking letter goes to that kids house from that kids school, in the fucking oven you go….head first.
If another letter from that school goes that kid’s house, in the fuckin oven you go!
If we ever needed money we’d rob the airport. To us it was better than citibank.
Is this the superintendant? You have a whore living in your building. Apartment 2R – Janice Rossi – your nothing but a whore. Get your own god dam man!
It was a glorious time wise guys were everywhere it was before Appalachian; and Crazy Joe; and Fat Andy decided to take on a boss and start a war.
It was a glorious time. Wise guys were all over the place. It was before Appalachian and before Crazy Joe decided to take on a boss and start a war. It was when I met the world, and it was when I first met Jimmy Conway. He couldn’t have been more than 28, or 29 at the time… but he was already a legend.
It was revenge for Billy Batts, and a lot of other things. And there was nothing that we could do about it. Batts was a made man and Tommy wasn’t. And we had to sit still and take it. It was among the Italians. It was real greaseball shit. They even shot Tommy in the face so his mother couldn’t give him an open coffin at the funeral.
It’s Not For Me To Say.
Jimmy is being an unconscionable ball-breaker….. I never agreed to two points above the vig……. What am I something special? What am I a schmuck on wheels?
Karens Mother: So, my daughter tells me you’re half Jewish
Henry: Just the Good half =)
Let her sneak this shit in for you, go on, let her do it.
Let me understand this cause, uh uh, maybe it’s me. I’m a little fucked up maybe, but I’m funny how?
Look What That Mutt Did To My Shoes
Make that coffey to go.
Months after the robbery they were finding bodies all over. When they found Carbone in the meat truck, he was frozen so stiff it took them two days to thaw him out for the autopsy.
Motherfuckin mutt! You, you fuckin’ piece a shit
Nark: What were you guys doing making cupcakes? whats we got there, is it good? we got em? See you in attica
Never rat on your friends, and always keep your mouth shut.
Now go get your Fucking Shine Box
Now go home, and get your fuckin’ shinebox
now i gotta turn my back on you
Oh, you broke your cherry!
One day some of the kid’s from the neighborhood carried my mother’s groceries all the way home. Ya know why? It was outta respect.
One dog’s goin this way the other dog’s going that way…and this guy’s sayin’ Whaddya want from me?
one more letter goes to that kids house, It`s in the fuckin oven you go, Head first
Paulie might have moved slow, but it was only because Paulie didn’t have to move for anybody
Paulie might have moved slow, but it was only because Paulie didn’t have to move for anybody.
Paulie might have moved slow…but thats because Paulie didn’t have to move for anybody.
Paulie; Here, take this but I must turn my back on you now.
Henry (narrating); 3200 dollars for a lifetime of a service.
Pauly might have moved slow, but it was only because Pauly didn’t have to move for anybody.
Right after I got here I ordered spaghetti with Marinara sauce. I got egg noodles and ketchup.
Roses Are Red.
See, hits never bothered Jimmy. It was business.
So I shot you in the foot, what are you gonna make a big deal out of it
So I’m a good fuckin shot!
Some of the wives, like Mickey Conway, used to curse at them and spit on the floor. She’d spit on her own floor – that never made any sense to me!
Sorry I got blood on your floor.
That was when when I met the world… that was when I first met Jimmy Conway.
That what Paulie and the organization did was offer protection for guys who couldn’t go to the cops, that’s all it is it was like a police department for wiseguys.
That’s the hardest part. Today everything is different. There’s no action. I have to wait around like everyone else. Can’t even get decent food. Right after I got here I ordered some spaghetti with marinara sauce and I got egg noodles and ketchup. I’m an average nobody. I get to live the rest of my life like a schnook…submitted by $carface
That’s the way it is with a wiseguy partner. He gets his money no matter what. You got no business? Fuck you, pay me. You had a fire? Fuck you, pay me. The place got hit by lightning and World War Three started in the lounge? Fuck you, pay me.
The Irishman’s here to take all your Guinea’s money!
There used to be this guy compardrie and all he would do is sit there and say nothing,we used to say,hey compardie,why dont u talk or do anything,he saywhat do you want me to say,that my wife two times mand his wife replieshut up,your always talking
There was Jimmy & Tommy & me, & there was Anthony Stibiles (hey, how ya doin?), Frankie Carbonie (ah, como se va?). And then there was Moe Black’s brother, Fat Andy & his guys, Frankie the Whop, Freddy No-No’s. And then there was Pete the Killer who was Sally Ball’s brother (that thing you wanted taken care of, it’s taken care of). Then ya had Mickey Eyes (what’s up, guy?), Fran Chesey, and Jimmy Two-Times who got that name cuz he said everything twice (I’m gonna go check the papers, check the papers).
they call him Joey 2 Time–im gonna go get da papers, get the papers
throw him in the bathroom
Throw him into the mote…we’ll feed him to the lions.
To me, being a gangster was better than being the president of the United States
wat paulie and the organization did was offer protection for people who coudln’t go to the cops. just a police department for wiseguys, and thats all it was.
What are you still doing here, I thought I told you to go fuck your mother
What do I know about the restaurant business? I know how to order a meal.
What do you mean I’m Funny? What! Like I’m a clown? I’m here to amuse you!
What Jimmy really loved to do, what he really loved to do was steal. I mean he actually enjoyed it. Jimmy was the kind of guy who rooted for the bad guys in the movies.
What the fuck are you doing? You’re hanging around my fuckin’ neck like a vulture, like impending death!
What the fuck are you lookin’ at? C’mon, make that coffee to go.
What’s the fuckin’ matter with you? What the fuck is the matter with you!? What, are you stupid or what? Tommy, Tommy, I’m kiddin’ with you. What the fuck are you doin’, are you a fuckin’ sick maniac? I fuckin’ kiddin’ with you!
whats the name of that movie…the bogart one. Shane. Yeah shane dick. Oklahoma kid. Yeah im the Oklahoma kid…yahoo mother fucker!
When you think of prison, you have this image from movies … It wasn’t like that for wise guys. We owned the joint.
Where’s the strongbox you fuckin’ varmint?
Who’s this? This is Vinnie. Vinnie, this is Jimmy, what happened? Well, we had a problem. What do you mean we had a problem? Well, you know, he didn’t make it. What do you mean, he didn’t make it? We tried everything we could and there wasn’t nothin’ we could do. What do you mean? He’s gone, that’s it, he’s gone (cough) he’s gone
Why don’t you dance that drink back to me
Wiseguys would pull up and Tuddy would toss me their keys and let me park their Cadillacs. I mean, here I am, this little kid, I can’t even see over the steering wheel and I’m parking Cadillacs.
You broke a cherry!
You got a problem with what I did, Anthony?
You got money for that fucking commercial… fucking commercial. You don’t got my money, you don’t got my fuckin’ money… eh?
you got some nerve standing me up…who do you think you are frankie vally or some big shot
You had to have a sit down, you had to have an OK, or….you’d be the one who got whacked.
You have SOME NERVE standin me up! nobody does that to me, who the hell do you think you are, Frankie Valli or some kinda BIG SHOT!?
you insulted him a little bit. said some things
You know Spider, you’re a fuckin’ mumbling, stuttering little fuck. You know that? ..submitted by $carface
You know this kid? You deliver mail to his house? From now on anything from that kid’s school comes directly here, you understand?! If another thing from that school gets to this kid’s house, in the fuckin’ oven you’re gonna go headfirst!!…and that was it. No more letters from school, no more letters from truant officers, in fact no more letter from anyone. It got so bad my mother had to go down to the post office and complain.
You know who go to prison Karen, Nigger stick up men, and you know why?…Because they fall asleep in their getaway car Karen.
You know, we always called each other goodfellas. Like, you’d say to somebody: ‘You’re gonna like this guy; he’s all right. He’s a goodfella. He’s one of us.’ You understand? We were goodfellas, wiseguys.
You learned the two most important rules in life. Never rat out your friends and always keep your mouth shut.
You might know who we are, but we KNOW who YOU are.
You might not know who we are but we know who you are.
You see this kid here? You know where he lives? If another piece of mail from that school makes it to his house, we’re going to (interupted by narrator who says- I never recieved another notice from school, in fact we didn’t recieve any mail. It got so bad my mom had to go to the post office and complain.)
You see, Paulie might have moved slow, but its only because Paulie didn’t have to move for anybody
you wanna laugh this prick last week asked me to christian this kid…
You want to hear something funny, last week this prick asked me to Christen his kid, yeah for seven thousand, I charge for Christenings.
You want to know why? It was out of Respect
you wasted 5 good aprons
You wasted eight fuckin’ aprons on that guy. You’re a real jerk, you know that? I gotta toughen this kid up.
You’ve got some nerve standing me up! Who do you think you are?! Frankie Valli or some kind of BIG SHOT?!
You’ve just learned the two most important rules. Never rat on your friends, and keep your mouth shut.
Your gonna tell us SOMETHING today, tough guy.
Okay, I’ll tell ya somethin. Go fuck your mother!
[Buzzing over and over on her husband’s girlfriend’s intercom.]
Karen: This is Karen Hill, I want to talk to you. Hello? Don’t hang up on me! I want to talk to you! You keep away from my husband, you understand me? Hello? ANSWER ME! I’m going to tell everybody that walks in this building that in 2R, Rossi, you’re nothing but a whore!
[gets on phone]
Karen: Is this the superintendent? …Yes, sir, I would like you to know that you have a whore living in 2R! Rossi, Janice Rossi! …He’s MY husband! Get your own goddamn man!
[PAULY]WHAT DID U HEAR ABOUT THAT THING. [HENRY]WHAT THAT BROOKYLEN THING? [PAULY]NO.[HENRY] OH YOU MEAN THE GUY WHERE CHRISSY USE TO LIVE. [PAULY]NO! HE GUY WHO LIVED UP THE BLOCK FROM CHRISSY. YEA, WELL HIS NAME IS BATTS AND HIS PEOPLE ARE LOOKING FOR HIM. [HENRY]YEA, HE CAME INTO THE BAR THAT NIGHT ANDNO ONES HERD OF HIM SINCE.[PAULY] OK WELL THEIR BUSTING MY BALLS LOOKING FOR THIS BASTARD…
SUMMITED BY BILLYBATTZZ
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