In this life there are nothing but possibilities.
Debra: I swear, you get smarter the shorter your skirt gets.
Gina: and you get smarter the shorter your hair gets, so itsprobably a good thing you went with that
I guess I just got tired of being invisible
I went to rock and roll heaven, and I wasn’t on the guest list.
#1:Who glued these quarters down? #2: I did #1 What the hell for man? #2 I don’t feel I need to explain my art to you Warren. #3: Warren, look what you took…rap, metal, rap, metal, Whitney Housten… #1: It’s for my girlfriend. #3: SURE it is…listen, what you need to do is DEMINISH your criminal impulses, not magnify them…maybe some jazz, or some classical… #1:Maybe you bite me.
‘Scuse me… OW… ‘Scuse me… OW… ‘Scuse me… OW… Whoo.. VETO!
(Corey comes up on roof.)
AJ: Hi, what are you doin up here?
Corey (pushes AJ to the ground): You listen to me!
AJ: Hello, Corey!
Corey: You are so special and so talented! And you have everything it takes! You have more than everything it takes! And you’re so stupid because you don’t know that! (AJ gets up.) And I know you don’t love me anymore, and I know that I blew it, but at least I know that. And if you don’t go to art school and you don’t understand how special you are then you know nothing! (Corey pushes AJ.)
AJ: Corey, I–
Corey: And I did love you, and I still…only I didn’t realize it really was love, because it was more than love, and it wasn’t just some stupid feeling in my stomach like everything else! And I’ll never love anyone as much as you, and I hate you! Hate you! (starts pounding on his chest) Why did you wait so long to–
AJ (grabs Corey): Corey! Corey, I quit! I’m goin to art school…in Boston…so I could be near you.
Corey: Really?
(Corey gives Deb and Mark her invitations to Deb’s ‘funeral.’)
Mark: What’s RIP mean?
Deb: Really Idiotic Party.
(Eddie’s looking at Mark’s CD that AJ burned earlier.)
Eddie: Hey, man, there’s your problem. Somebody burned it. If you were listenin to records and somebody burned it or put water n it or something, it wouldn’t wreck em, just warp em a little bit. Sometimes that even makes em sound a little bit better. Ya know, the only thing that can destroy records is (starts yelling) SOME FREAK WHO KICKS EM AROUND AND THROWS EM ON THE GROUND!
Mark: It’s only cuz I’m not in a band, bro. Cuz you know that if I was in a band, they would not be doing this to me.
Eddie: If you didn’t listen to CDs!
(Some guy comes up to Eddie as Mark walks away.)
Guy: Clapton on vinyl.
Eddie: Could you be a bit more vague, man? We got lost of Clapton on vinyl. We got Clapton with John Mayall, Clapton with Yardbirds, Clapton with Derek & The Dominoes, Clapton with Blind Faith, the rainbow concert from ’73. Do you want him solo, unplugged? You want him with Cream? You want the white boy living room tapes with Jimmy Paige?
Guy: Cool. Where is it?
Eddie: Over there, man.
(JOE) Mitchel is the man, I’m the idiot, You’re the screw-up, And we’re all losers. Welcome to Music Town.
(LUCAS) Well damn the man
(Picks up phone) Empire Records open till midnight this is Mark…. MIDNIGHT! (Puts down phone)
****** ******* open til midnight, this is Mark. MIDNIGHT!
-What makes you think that?-
-Nobody knows where thoughts come from, Joe. They just appear.-
….i love you Eddie
…Always…play with their minds.
…and you get smarter the shorter your hair gets, so it’s probably a good thing you went with that.
…this music is the glue of the world, it holds it all together. without this life would be meaningless. m/
1) My name’s not fuckin Warren? 2) He’s name’s not Warren?? 3) He’s name’s not Warren? 4) I thought his name was Warren.
1) Shock me shock me shock me with that devious behavior 2) I swear you get smarter the shorter your skirt gets 1) and you get smarter the shorter your hair gets so it’s a good thing you went with that!
1) We’re both screwed.
2) At least you’re used to it.
1) What are you doing? 2) Exercising my Veto man, mark listening to this stuff is guaranteed to make you sterile 1) [walks away and says quietly] Maybe i wanna be sterile
1) What did you do, Corey, did you go over there and did you act all perfect? You think guys LIKE that? 2) They may not like it but at least they don’t do it with me and then go off and LAUGH.
1) Where’s the money, Lucas? 2)Joe, the money is gone. 1)I know it’s gone, but where’s it gone to? 2)Atlantic City 1)What’s it doing in Atlantic City? 2)Recirculating
1) Where’s the money, Lucas? 2)Joe, the money is gone. 3)I know it’s gone, but where’s it gone to? 2)Atlantic City 1)What’s it doing in Atlantic City? 2)Recirculating
1) Who glued these quarters down? 2) I did. 1) What the hell for, man?
2) I don’t feel I have to explain my art to you, Warren.
1) You get smarter the shorter your skirt gets. 2) You get smarter the shorter your hair gets, so it’s a good thing you went with that isn’t it?
1) You know it’s too early, it makes the customers all crazy-like.
2) That’s the whole point!
1)*giggles* I see you haven’t left the couch.
2) Not the WHOLE couch…
1)Am I fired? 2)Have I fired anybody today? Why would I start with you?
1)Everything is goin to be fine. 2)What makes you think that? 1)Who know’s where thoughts come from? they just appear
1)Hey, Lucas, is it true you committed the perfect crime? 2) Not entirely perfect.
1)hi im joe, im the manager here.
2)hi im jane.
3)me joe, you jane.
1)His name isn’t Warrnen. 2)His name isn’t Warren. 3)His name isn’t waren. 4)I thought his name was Warren.
1)I guess Lucas didn’t live up to the responsibility of the posistion, huh?
2)Not the FULL responsibility.
1)Me Joe. You Jane. *makes primate noises*
2)Shut up, Warren.
1)Mitchell!! 2)Who are you? 1)I’m Lucas I still work here… 2)How could I forget?
1)Nice selection, help you with anything? 2)Wha? No. Thanks. 3)That’s a nice coat you’re wearing, lots of pocket room. (whisper-) The fat man walks below. 2)What are you? Some kinda weirdo or something? 1)It was nice talking to you. I’m sure I’ll bumb into you sometime. (Warren runs)
1)Now Deborah don’t be bitter! With your ever growing collection of fleash mutilating, silver apendages, and your new neo-nazi bootcamp makeover the boys will come-a-runnin. 2) Let’s not fight let’s just rip!
1)Oh my gosh, there’s so many babes out there. I need to get Rex some water because Rex is very thirsty. 2)Make sure it’s bottled water. 3)Hey Mark, who’s your favorite singer? 1)..Axle. 3)Well if Axle Rose was driving down the highway and he saw Rex Manning stranded on the side of the road.. do you think Axle would stop and help him? 1)….Does Axle have a jack? 4)No way man Axle would step on the gas and take that sucka out! *screaching tire and explosion noises* 3) Warren Warren! Where do you get this hostility from?
1)One of these days I’m gonna show you little people. 2) Yeah, well on that day I’m gonna jump out of my wheelchair and do a dance.
1)So, Lucas, it it true you committed the perfect crime…2) Not entirely perfect…
1)Warren, look what you took: Rap…Metal…Rap…Metal…Whitney Houston. 2)It’s for my girlfriend. 1)Sure it is.
1)What do you want Warren? 2) Stop calling me Warren. My name isn’t FUCKING WARREN! 3)His name isn’t Warren. 4)His name isn’t Warren. 5) His name isn’t Warren? 6)I thought his name was Warren
1)What do you want, Warren? 2)Why do you keep calling me Warren?! My name isn’t fucking Warren! 3)His name isn’t Warren. 4)His name isn’t Warren. 5)His name isn’t Warren. 6)I thought his name was Warren.
1)What’s it doing in Atlantic City?
2)Recirculating.
1)whats with you today?
2)whats with today, today?
1)when did u have time to bake these?2)dad always says there are 24 usable hours in every day1)you r a nerd
1)When did you find time to make these? 2) dad says there are 24 usable hours in everyday thank you.
1)Where’s the money Lucas? 2)In Atlantic City 1)What’s it doing in Atlantic city? 2) Recirculating
1)You know, you used to be cuter. 2)And you used to have 9,000 dollars.
1-What’s with you today? 2-What’s with today, today?
1-What’s with you today? Yesterday you were normal and today you’re like the chinese guy from The Karate Kid…what’s with you today? 2-What’s with today, today?
1-where’s the money?
2-in atlantic city
1-what’s it doing in atlantic city?
2-recirculating
1-recirculating?
2-are you pissed of joe?
1. Are you sure you want to do this? 2. Yeah, definitely. 1. Rock and roll.
1. Do any of you like Rex Manning’s new album? 2.(laughs)dance party USA teeny bopper type shit right?
2. Well actually it tested quite well among teenage males. 3. Jane did you compare the percentage of teenage male Rex Manning fans to the incedence of homosexuality amongst teenage males?
1. No.
1. Gina! 2.Lucus, what are you doing here? 1. My life has reached it’s peak. Joe’s letting me close the store.
2. Big responsibility Lucus!
1. I heard you committed the perfect crime.
2. Not entirely perfect..
1. Is that it Warren? You want to work in a record store? 2. No. 3. I think you’re lying, Warren.
1. It’s been proven that listening to this music will make you go sterile. 2. So maybe I want to be sterile.
1. Rest in peace, Deb. Is Deb not with us anymore? 2. If Deborah wants to kill herself, let’s show her what a real funeral would be like.
1. What’s with you today?
2. What’s with today today?
1. Why would anybody give me a job? 2. He gave me a job. 1. So, do I get the job?
1. You did have hair when you went in there right? 2. Yeah, it’s still in the sink if you want to glue it.
1. You know what? Let it ride. 2. Are you sure you know what you’re doing kid? That’s an 18,000 dollar bet.
1. You know you deserved that, right? 1. I know.
1. You know you get smarter the shorter your skirt gets. 2. and you get smarter the shorter your hair gets so it’s probably a good thing you went with that look.
1. your just a washed up imposter man! 2. why don’t you all just fade away
1.(Joe) wheres the money? (Lucas)2. Joe the money is gone. 1: I know its gone, but where has it go to? 2:Atlantic City. 1: Is it comming back from Atlantic city? 2:(haha) I don’t think so joe. 1. what’s it doing in Atlantic City? 2. Recurculating 1.recirculating…(throws bucket to floor) 2. Are you pissed off joe? 1.Lucas 2.Joe… 1.Lucas, I told Mitchel Beck you forgot to deposit the money! I told Mitchel that the Money was still here!!! 2: But joe thats not true. Its in Atlantic City. I swear! 1. Sit down, shut up and dont you move!under no circumstance do I want you to leave that couch..unless it’s toget me ninethousand dollars..then you bring it here to me okay? 2.Well it could be in other cities by now…. 1. OH SHUT UP! 2.Joe i think it’s going to be okay.. 1.What makes you think that? 2.Who knows where thoughts come from, they just appear!
1.(showing slit wrist scar)I tried to kill myself with a Lady Bic. A pink plastic razor with daisies on it and a moisturizing strip.
1.)Why don’t you shove those up your ass? 2.)Because it would hurt alot Warren.
1.Joe, I think everythings going to be ok
2.What makes you think that?
1.Who knows where thoughts come from, they just appear.
1.She hates me
2.She hates me too, but at least i have the sense of hating her back!
1.Well, Outlaw man! We salute you! 2. Thank you Eddie.
1/ hey joe whats with the boss threads? 2/ its friggen Rex Manning Day
1: Mitchell is the man. 2:Damn the man! 3:Let me explain something to you: Mitchell is the man, I’m the idiot, you’re the screw-up, and we are all losers. Welcome to Music Town.
1: whats wrong with you today man. i mean like yesterday you wre normanl, and today ur like that guy fro the karate kid? 2:whats wrong with today today?
1: wheres the money lucuas? 2: Joe the money is gone. 1: I know its gone, Where has it go to? 2:Atlantic City. 1: Is it comming back from Atlantic city? 2:(haha) I don’t think so joe. 1: I told Mitchel Beck you forgot to deposit the money! I told Mitchel that the Money was still here!!! 2: But joe thats not true. Its in Atlantic City. I swear! Well it could be in other cities by now….
1st Girl: Senad-o-rebelion! shock me shock me shock me with that deviant behavior. 2nd Girl: wow! that’s amazing you get smarter the shorter your skirt gets. 1st Girl: And you get smarter the shorter your hair gets, so it’s a good thing you went with that.
>superb. >>say it again. >suPERB. >>keep it up. >SUperb.
A -Youre a superb manager joe. B- oh really A- yes B-keep it up lucas A- superb B- say it again A- superb.
A responsibility like this requires the obedience of a saint. -Lucas
A.J. she’s in the store. She’s gonna be OK.
A.J.: I have to tell Corey I love her by 1:37. Lucas: That is an excellent time.
A.J: Lucus, whats with you today?
Lucus:Whats with today, today?
A:What’s with you today? L:What’s with today today?!
AJ (practicing being surprized): What is wrong, Joe? Joe, what is it? Lucas? No way! Come on!
Mark: Here he comes.
Joe (comes in and opens up safe): Dammit, Lucas! (Jimi Hendrix starts singing in the background ‘Hey Joe, where you goin with that gun in your hand?’ Joe comes out to look at AJ.)
AJ (looks around, nervously): What’s the matter, Joe?
AJ, Mark, Corey & Gina (singing): Nothin left to sing about; this time is over now. The word is out – it hit the poles, and claimed its place among the rest of today’s new things and last night’s shows. The ‘have-you-heard’s’ and the ‘did-you-know’s?’ But I got my place. Will you be still, and try to keep from buyin. But it seems I never get enough of me. It seems I never get enough of me…
AJ: Mark, listening to this stuff is guarenteed to make you sterile. Mark: (under his breath) Maybe I wanna be sterile.
AJ: Oh, you went to Atlantic City last night?
Mark: Ow! Did you win anything?
Lucas: No, I did not win. So if you guys ever wonder if it was nice to know you, I tell you now that it was.
AJ: Why not? I am Rex Manning. Deb: No, you’re stupid, stup stup stupid!
AJ: You did have hair when you went in there, right?
Debra: Yeah it’s still in the sink if you wanna glue it.
AJ: You did have hair when you went in there?
Deb:Yeah, it’s still in the sink if you wanna glue it.
Always play with their minds
Always play with their minds.
And I know you don’t love me anymore and I know that I blew it, and I did love you and I still do only I didn’t realize it was love because it was more than love and not just some stupid feeling in my stomach like everything else, and I’ll never love anyone else as much as you and I hate you I hate you! -Cory
And they said no revealing clothing
ANOTHER ONE ONLY IN THE FAN EDITION:
(Starts out with Mark looking into the camera.)
Mark: So how did I come up with the name ‘Marc’? Well, see, it’s a very interesting story. I remember it as though it was yesterday.
Berko (comes up to Mark): Have you seen Deborah?
Mark (gets all nervous): Depends on what you mean by ‘seen’ because I’ve seen her but, ya know, not recently.
Berko: I can’t find her anywhere.
(Camera starts moving down and Deb’s hiding behind where Mark’s putting away CDs. Berko starts to walk away.)
Deb: Go away, Berko. Go away.
Attention Rex Manning fans to your left you will notice a shoplifter being chased by out night manager Lucas. This young man will be caught deep fried in a vat of hot oil and served to our first hundred customers, hahaha just another tasty treat from the gang at Empire Records.
Attention Rex Manning fans! To your left you will se a shoplifter who is being chased down by our night manager Lucas.. he will be caught dipped and boiled and served to our first 100 customers.. heh heh heh just another tasty treat from the gang at Empire Records.
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Attention Rex Manning fans. To your left you will notice a shoplifter being caught by night manager Lucas. This young man will be caught, deep fried and served up to our first hundred customers. Just another tasty treat from the gang at…
Baby, you are SEX.
Because Warren that would hurt alot.
By 1:37 exactly.
Casino employee: Get your bets down, ladies and gentlemen. Hot shooter on the line.
Lucas: Ya know what? Let it ride. (Everyone gasps.)
Casion employee: Hot dice, comin out.
Man: That’s an $18,000 bet. Are you sure you know what your doin, kid?
Lucas: I know this: that if I win this roll i will save the place that I work from being sold, and the jobs of my friends that work there. Thus, striking a blow at all that is evil, and making this world a better place to live in
Man & others: What?
Lucas: …And I’ll buy you guys a drink.
Man: Party! Okay!
Lucas: Joe, this one’s for you.
Corey: I’m not like you, I don’t need to do what you do with guys.
Gina: Oh, I see, not like me, the turbo-slut.
Corey: Joe…dear…best boss in the world. Can I bring Rex his lunch?
Joe: Berko’s takin him his lunch.
Corey: Um, Joe, you know that Berko’s gonna insult him right to his face. I don’t think that’s such a good idea.
Joe: Look, I don’t care if Berko sticks and M-80 up his butt and lights it. In fact, I hope he sticks one up mine. It might be an improvement.
Corey: Joe, I have to bring Rex his lunch.
Joe: Berko is.
Corey: Joe, I NEED to bring him his lunch.
Joe: Berko is.
Corey (yelling): I’M BRINGING REX HIS LUNCH!
Joe: …Alright.
CORY- What’s this?
DEB- I decided i’d rather kill myself then meet Rex Manning.
Dad says there are 24 useable hours in every day
damn the man
damn the man save the empire!
Damn the man! Save the Empire!
Damn the man! save the empire
Damn the Man! Save the Empire!
Damn the Man!!
Damn the man, save the empire!
Damn the man…Save the empire!
Dan’s the man, I’m the idiot, You’re the screw-up, And we’re all losers. Welcome to Music Town.
Dance party USA teeny bopper type of shit right?
dance party usa type of shit, right?
Deb- I swear, you get smarter the shorter your skirt gets.
Gina- And you get smarter the shorter your hair gets. Good thng you went with that.
Deb: I went to Rock and Roll Heaven and I wasn’t on the guest list.
DEB: Isn’t it customary to LEEEAVE the scene after commiting the crime? GINA: uh huh, definite ameature
Deb: What do you want, Warren?
Warren: Stop calling me Warren! My name isn’t fucking Warren!
Eddie: His name isn’t fucking Warren.
Corey: His name isn’t fucking Warren.
Berko: His name isn’t fucking Warren.
Mark: I thought his name was Warren?
Deborah: I had a little talk with God, and she says yo whats up, and a, she wants you to lose the gun. Warren: You’re psycho!You are psycho! What the hell is wrong with you people? You all belong in the loony bin! Every one of ya! Forget you guys! I don’t need you!You think you’re so happy, and you’re so God damn great because you work in a freakin’ record store! You think you’re so…superior!
Debra: Hey Lucas, is it true you committed the perfect crime?
Lucas: Not entirely perfect.
Debra: I went to rock and roll heaven, and I wasn’t on the guest list.
Debra: No visible tattoos.
Gina: No revealing clothing.
Debra: We’re both screwed. At least you’re used to it.
Gina: Now Debra, don’t be bitter. Certainly with your ever growing collection of flesh mutilating silver appendages and your brand new neo-nazi boot camp make-over; the boys will come a runnin’
Debra: Let’s not fight, let’s just rip.
Does Axel have a jack.
Don’t drop the soap.
don’t let the man get you down
EDDIE
I’m glad to say I made you a tape last night for educational purposes. Well here’s the deal, man. You start off with a little classical music, a little Pokey Little Puppy. And then you got some shags on there and residents. A little Floyd and Zeppelin.
Eddie: Do you even know where Harvard is, man?
AJ: It’s near Boston.
Eddie: No, do you really know where Harvard is? It’s a whole different planet filled with big blonde guys who eat ivy and row boats.
Eddie: Do you know where Harvard is?
AJ: Yeah, it’s right outside of Boston
Eddie: No, I mean, so you really know where Harvard is? Its an entirely differnt planet man.
Empire Records open til midnight this is Mark…..midnight!
Empire Records open till Midnight, This is Mark….MIDNIGHT
FAN EDITION ONLY, AGAIN:
Mark (reading from ‘Rules and Standards for Music Town Employees’ list to two little kids): ‘Music Town play list must be adhered to.’ That means no 2Pac, no Dre, no Cube, no Snoop, no Mr. Big…
(THEN IT GOES TO THE PART YOU ALL KNOW:)
Deb: ‘No visable tattoos’?
Gina: ‘No revealing clothing’?
Deb: We’re both screwed…at least you’re used to it.
Gina: Now, Deborah, don’t be bitter! Certainly with your ever growing collection of flesh-mutilating silver apendages, and your brand new Neo-Nazi boot camp makeover, the boys will come a-runnin!
Deb: Let’s not fight; let’s just rip!
Floyd’s very cool -mark
Friggin’ Rex Manning day!
Gina: And they said no revealing clothing, didn’t they?
Gina: Attention Rex Manning fans. To your left you will notice a shoplifter being chased bye night manager Lucas! This young man will be caught, deep fired in a vat of hot oil, and served to our first hundred customers….haha…! Just another tasty treat from the gang at Empire Records!
gina: now debrah dont be bitter im sure with new neo natzi bootcamp haircut and your ever extending colection of flesh muliating silver apendages the boys will come a running
Gina: Oh no, Debra, don’t be bitter, surely with your ever growing collection of flesh mutilating silver appendages and your brand new neo-nazi boot camp makeover the boys will come a-runnin’!
Deb: Let’s not argue.. just rip
Gina~ Well Sinead O’ Rebellion… Shock me, shock me, shock me with that devious behavior. Deborah~ Awww, that was soo clever. I swear, you get smarter the shorter your skirt gets. Gina~ And you get smarter the shorter your hair gets, so its probably a good thing you went with that.
GWAR!!!!
GWAR: Mark, man, you play a mean guitar, man. It’s a shame that you must DIE!!! Mark: I love you, Eddie.
Harvard is a bunch of blonde guys who eat ivy and row boats
Help me, Help me, Help me, Help me.
HELP ME, HELP ME, HELP ME…OH GOD ..(click)
Hey Mark I amde you a button. Mark sucks.
Hey! You forgot you’re thingy!
Hey!You forgot your thingy!
How about you bite me?
How old are you, Warren?
Old enough to kick your brains through your ass and splatter them on the wall.
Yea, he’s a juvenile.
I am in hell! -Joe
I am Rex Manning.
I decided i’d rather die than meet Rex Manning
I do not regreat the things that i have doen only the thing s i have failed to do.
i do not regret the things i have done but those that i have not
I do not regret the things I have done, but those I did not do
I do not regret the things I have done, but those I did not do.
I do not regret the things I have done, but those I did not do.
I do not regret the things I have done, but those that I have yet to do!
i do not regret the things i’ve done but those i did not do
I do not regret the things I’ve done but those I did not do.
i do not regret the things i’ve done but those that i did not do. lucus
I do not regret the things I’ve done, but those I didn’t do!
I do not regret the things I’ve done, only those i did not do…
I do not regret the things ive done but those i did not do!
I do not regret the things that I have done, but those I did not do!~ Lucus
I don’t feel I have to explain my art to you, Warren.
I don’t feel I need to explain my art to you, Warren.
I don’t feel that i have to explain my art to you, Warren.
I dont regret the things i’ve done but those i did not do
I got a brown! Does anybody have a brown! Orange!
I just talked to god and she said yo whats up and she wants u to lose the gun
I know you know alot about love and women. My wife left me for another women and my girlfriend forced me to leave at gunpiont. Does that qualify me?
I love you Eddie
I remember the first time he sang it on the Family Way. I was so excited I almost choked on a Peppermint
I talked to God and she says ‘yo, ‘sup?’ and she wants you to lose the gun
I talked to God and shes says (Yo whatsup) and she wants you to loose the gun.
I talked to god, and she says ‘yo, ‘sup’ and she wants you to lose the gun.
I TALKED TO GOD, SHE SAYS YO WHATS UP. SHE WANTS YOU TO LOSE THE GUN WARREN.
I think I can categorically say that you are not a bigger banana head.
I think Music Town is torn on this reveling clothing issue… i think so!
I triedto kill myself with a lady Bic a pink plastic razor with dasies on it and a mosterizing strip. It took me forever just to get through my skin.
I want to be in a band but I don’t have the guts to even audition.
I wish it had gone without saying, but you never seem to shut up!
I wonder if I’ll be held responsable for this.
I’ll check the couch
I’ll check the sofa.
I’m bringing Rex his lunch!!!!!
I’m gonna tell her today, by noon…by noon or one…by one thirty seven exactly Joe. -AJ
I…far and wide, I’ve explored the deepest cavern’s of my mind., to tyr and find, and explaination why, I get this funny feeling deep inside.-Gina’s part in Sugar High
Im Lucas. I still work here.
IN THE FAN EDITION, THE PART WHERE COREY COMES ON TO REX IS EVEN GROSSER, IF YOU CAN BELIEVE THAT. THE REGULAR ONE GOES LIKE THIS:
Rex: You sure you wanna do this?
Corey: Yeah, definitely.
Rex (unzips fly): Rock and roll.
BUT IN THE FAN EDITION, HE GOES:
Corey: Yeah, definitely.
Rex (unzips fly and picks up Bleu Cheese Dressing on table and takes off cap): Hope you like the taste of bleu cheese.
I ALMOST THREW UP. HOPE YOU TOOK IT BETTER THAN I DID.
In the immortal words of the Doors, the time to hesitate is through.
In the immortal words of the doors…’The time to hesitate is through.’
In the immortal words of The Doors: The time to hesitate is through.
In this life there are nothing but possibilities
In this life there are nothing, but possibilities
In this life, there are nothing but possibilities.
Is that how you always imagined your first time would be? Your back up against the daily totals and your feet pounding against the safe. Oh Rexy! Stop that!! You’re so sexy!! -Deb
Isn’t it customary to LEAVE the scene after committing the crime? Definately an ametuer.
It’s always about HER!
It’s Rex Manning Day.
It’s only because I’m not in a band bor. Cause you know if I was in a band they would not be doing this to me.
Jaaaaaaaane? Did you compare the percentage of teenage male Rex Manning fans to the incidents of homosexuality amongst teenage males?
jane, did you compare the percentage of teenage male rex manning fans to the incedents of homosexuality amongst teenage males?
jane, did you consider the incidence of teenage male rex manning fans to the incidence of homosexuality amongst teenage males?
jockey. navy blue.
Joe (into receiver): C’mon, Lucas, pick up the phone. Pick it up. Come on, buckethead!
Joe (throws bag at Rex): Take your purse, and get the hell out of my store!
Rex: Where’s Jane?
Joe: She quit, pal.
Lucas: And I was lyin about your hair; it looks stupid!
Deb: And we all hate the new album.
Berko: Not to mention the ones before that.
Eddie: You’re just a washed up imposter, man.
THIS LINE VARIES FROM WHAT VERSION YOU HAVE. IF IT’S JUST THE REGULAR, WHITE-CASED DVD OR VHS, IT GOES:
Rex (bows): Why don’t you all just fade away!
BUT IF IT’S THE ‘REMIX SPECIAL FAN EDITION’ BLUE-CASED DVD, IT GOES:
Rex: Imposter? (thinks for a minute) You know somethin? You could all be right.
AND THEN IT’S REALLY AWESOME CUZ REX TALKS WITH BERKO LATER ABOUT NO ONE LETTING HIM EVEN PLAY GUITAR ON HIS LAST 3 ALBUMS, AND THEN AT THE VERY END, AFTER GINA & BERKO SING ‘SUGAR HIGH’, THEY START A REALLY AWESOME VERSION OF ‘SAY NO MORE’ THAT’S A LOT FASTER. AND THEN BERKO SEES REX IN THE CROWD (AND HE’S ACTUALLY WEARING NORMAL CLOTHES, SO HE LOOKS KINDA HOT) AND REX COMES UP AND PLAYS GUITAR AND SINGS IT WITH THEM. IT’S AWESOME, EVEN THO I LOVE THE LINE ‘WHY DON’T YOU ALL JUST FADE AWAY!’)
Joe I can catagorically say that you are not a bigger banana head
Joe is it okay if I leave the couch? Cause I am gonna leave the couch now, okay? My ass is falling asleep, so I gotta go. I’m leaving.
Joe, I can categorically say that you are not a bigger banana-head.
Joe, I can categorically say that you are not a bigger banana-head.
Joe, I have to go to the bathroom….
Joe, I think it’s gonna be okay. – What makes you think that? – Who knows where thoughts come from? They just appear.
Joe, is it O.K. if I leave the couch? ‘Cause I’m gonna leave the couch now, okay? My ass is falling asleep, so I gotta go. I’m leaving.
joe, lucas steals 9 grand from you and you dont do dick to him, so you gunna give me a job now huh?
joe, we’re all in some kind of trouble here, am i the only one who sees it?
Joe, we’re all in some kind of trouble. Am I the only that see it? You know Deb is in trouble and Aj’s trouble- AJ’s not in trouble. And Cory’s in trouble- Cory’s not in trouble she’s going to Harvard. Mark’s in trouble, Eddie’s in trouble. Hey I’m the one who’s in trouble here.
joe- Where’s Rex?
Deb- I’ve got a beter question for you. Where’s Gina?
Joe-Wheres Rex? Deb- I got a better question 4 u, wheres Gina? (giggle) Deb-Ill check the bathroom. Fargo-Ill check the storagage room Lucas-Ill check the sofa. Eddie-hey joe sorry im late but i brought pizza. Hey whers sexay Rexay. Deb- its kinda funny u put it that way
Joe: How old are you Warren?
Warren: Old enough to kick your but through your skull and splatter your brains on the wall.
Joe: Definitley a juvenile.
Joe: I want you to hold these against your chest, stand against the wall, let him take a photograph of you.
Warren: Why don’t you go shove ’em up your ass?
Lucas: Because it would hurt alot, Warren.
Joe: We have a shoplifter in custody. Hey, how old are you? Warren: Old enough to stick my foot up your ass. Joe: Yes, he’s a juvenile.
Joe: What makes you think that?
Lucas: Who knows where thoughts come from…they just appear.
Joe? Is it alright if I leave the couch? I really gotta leave the couch. My ass is falling asleep. Bye, Joe.
Jokeys navy blue
Just another tasty treat from the gang at Empire Records.
L:I’m leaving the couch now Joe A:You left the coach? L:Not the whole coach.
Let me explain it to you. Mitchell’s the man, I’m the idiot, you’re the screw-up, and we are all losers. Welcome to Music Town.
Let me explain it to you. Mitchell’s the man, I’m the idiot, you’re the screw up, and we are all losers…..Welcome, to Music Town!
Let’s not argue. Just rip.
look at what you took, rap, rock, rap, rock, whitney houston. . .it’s for my girlfriend. . .sure it is Warren
Lucas! Joe. Lucas. joe. lucas. wheres the money? joe, the money is gone. wheres it gone to? Atlantic City. is it comming back from atlantic city? i dont think so. whats it doing in atlantic city? recirculating.
Lucas, AJ, and then Warren (lip syncing and dancing to Joe’s playing ACDC on his drums): It’s criminal. There ought to be a law. Criminal. There ought to be a whole lot more. You get nothing for nothing. Tell me, who can you trust? We got what you want. And you’ve got the lust! If you want blood, you got it! If you want blood, you got it! Blood on the streets, blood on the rocks, blood in the gutter. Every last drop. You want blood? You got it! It’s animal, livin in a human zoo. If you want blood.
Mitchell (comes in and sees Corey and Gina dancing to it): Excuse me, ladies. Less shimmy, more selling, thank you.
Lucas-Joe-Where’s the money?-the money’s gone-where’s it gone to?- atantic city-what’s it doing in atlantic city?- recirrculating
Lucas: I do not regret the things I have done, but those that I did not do.
Lucas: Can I help you with anything? Warren: No. Lucas: Do you like music? Warren: Yeah. Lucas: Me too.
lucas: in this lifetime, there are nothing but possibilities
Lucas: Joe, I can categorically say that you are not a bigger banana-head.
Lucas: Joe, I think everything’s gonna be OK.
Joe: And what makes you think that?
Lucas: Who knows where thoughts come from- they just appear!
Lucas: Joe, I think it’s going to be okay.
Joe: What makes you think that?
Lucas: Who knows where thoughts come from? They just appear! Mm-hmm!
Lucas: Someone like you needs to diminish their criminal impulses, not magnify them. A little jazz, or maybe some classical. Warren: Maybe you bite me.
Lucas: The fat man walks alone.
Lucas: The fat man walks alone…
Warren: What…what are you…some kind of weirdo?
Lucas: What an excellent number.
Lucas: Who knows where thoughts come from, they just appear!
Lucas:Joe I think its going to be ok
Joe:what makes you think that?
Lucas: who know where thoughts come from they just apear…mmmhmm
Joe:moron.
Mark : Well my name is spelled with … a ‘K’ … so i was thinking of calling it ‘Marc’…
Mark, listening to this crap is guaranteed to make you sterile
Mark, you love GWAR, Why don’t you join the band.
Mark, you play killer guitar. It’s too bad you have to die…
mark- in the words of the doors: the time to hesitate is through
Mark: Hey, Lucas. I’ve decided I’m going to start a band.
Lucas: The first thing you need is a name. Then you’ll know what kind of band you’ve got.
Mark: Right, right. I was thinking about, um, Marc. How does that sound?
Lucas: Is that with a C or with a K?
Mark: Well my name is with a K, so I was thinking my band’s name could be with a C. That way it’s kind of that psychedelic, you know, trip thing.
Lucas: Always play with their minds.
mark: im thinking of starting a band LUCAS: first thing you need is a name MARK: well i was thinking of marc LUCAS: is that with a C or a K MARK: well my name is with a………..K so maybe with a C LUCAS: always play with there minds
MARK: No, me mustn’t dwell… no, not today. We can’t! (runs down stairs) Not on Rex Manning day!
Maybe I wanna be sterile.
Maybe you bite me
Me Joe you Jane!
Mitchell: Joe! What is going on here? Why do I get the feeling I am being royally screwed here, Joe?
Joe: Because you are, Mitch. There was no money in the bag. One of my employees needed it.
Mitchell: Who took it? Who took my money?
Lucas: Mitch, this is some party you’ve got here. I mean, it’s a helluva turn-out!
Mitchell: Who are you?
Lucas: I’m Lucas. I still work here.
Mitchell: How could I forget? We’re having a discussion here–
Lucas: Mitchell, I wanted to talk to you about this whole Music Town thing. Next week, you are gonna be the proud owner of one of the many great Music Towns across this great land, correct?
Mitchell: Yes.
Lucas: And you like this because Music Town jacks up their prices, so you make more money.
Mitchell: You’re a smart boy.
Lucas: Now, when Music Town comes in, Joe is out. AJ is out. And all the beautiful little tattooed gum-chewing freaks are out as well. And it pretty much goes without saying that I’m out.
Mitchell: Well, I wish it had gone without saying, but you don’t seem to shut up!
Joe: What I think Lucas is trying to say is that I’m gonna open up my own store.
Mitchell: You don’t have the start-up capital.
Lucas: Yes, he does.
Joe: No, I don’t…but I will. I will get it. Mitch, I quit.
Mitchell: Leave the merchandise, take your cup, get out! There must be somebody outside you need to bug or something! Now!
my father says that there are 24 usable hours in every day.
my life has reached its pinnacle.
my name is’nt fuckin WARRAN
My name isn’t fucking Warren!!
My name’s not FUCKIN Warren!!
My wife left me for another woman, and my girlfriend forced me to leave at gunpoint. Does this qualify me?
No one knows where thoughts comes from, Joe. They just appear. Um hm.
No revealing clothing, No tattoos, We’re both screwed, at least you’re use to it. Now Debra don’t be bitter! Sure with your ever growing collection of your self mutilating silver appendeges, and your new Neo Nazi boot camp makeover..The boys will come a runnin! Lets not fight lets just rip.
No we musn’t dwell…no not today..not on Rex Manning day!
No, we musn’t dwell, not on Rex Manning Day!
No, we musn’t dwell. No, not today. We can’t. Not on Rex Manning Day!-Mark
Not today, not on Rex Manning Day…
Now Deborah don’t be bitter. I am sure with you ever increasing number of flesh mutilating silver apendages and your brand new neo-nazi boot camp make-over the boys will come a runnin’.
Now Deborah, don’t be bitter. Certainly with your ever-growing collection of self-mutilating silver appendages and your brand new Neo-Nazi boot camp makeover, the boys will come a’runnin.
Now Debra don’t be bitter! Surely with your ever growing collection of flesh-mutilating silver appendages and your brand new Neo-Nazi bootcamp make over, the boys will come a runnin’!
Now Debra don’t be bitter, I’m sure with your ever growing of flesh mutilating of silver appendaeges and your bran new neo-nazi boot camp makeover the boys will come a running.
Now, Debra don’t be bitter. I’m sure with your new Neo-Nazi boot camp makeover and your ever extending collection of flesh-mutilating appendages the boys will come a-runnin’!
Now, Debra, don’t be bitter. Surely with your collection of ever-growing, self-mutilating silver appendages and your brand new neo-nazi, boot camp make over, the boys will come a runnin’.
Now, Debra, don’t be bitter. Surely with your ever growing collection of flesh-mutilating silver appendages, and your brand new neo-nazi-boot-camp makeover, the boys’ll come a runnin.
O rexy your so sexy
Oh Debra, don’t be bitter! Surely with your evergrowing collection of flesh mutilating appendages and your brand new neo-nazi bootcamp makeover, the boys will come a’runnin!!!
oh don’t despair, dont worry its rex manning day
Oh now, Debra, don’t be bitter, surely with your ever growing collection of flesh mutilating silver appendages and your brand new neo-nazi boot camp makeover the boys will come a-runnin’
oh rexy, stop it
Oh Rexy, youre so sexy!
One day.. I’m gonna show you little people!
Ooooo baby, you are sex.
Ooooooh you are sex…(and after he loses $9,000)…you used to be cute
Open ’til Midnight.-MIDNIGHT!
ORUnge!!
Perfect, well, not entirely perfect.
Perfect. Well not entirely.-Lucus
Person 1: SO what did u do? DId u go over there, and did you act all perfect? and better then everyone? YOu think guys like you for that?
Person 2: They may not like it, but at least they dont do it with me then go off and LAUGH!
Person A:I have to tell Corey I love her by 1:37 exactly.
Person B: That’s an excellent time
Rex (singing): Call me on my car phone for a je ne sais quoi. You say you need a little of my ooh-la-la. I know you get lonely in your canopy bed. Well, say no more, baby, I’ll be runnin every red. Say no more, mon amour. I’ll bring my lovin right to your front door. Here I come, baby, je t’adore! Lips are for kissin, baby, so say no more!
Rex: Hi what’s your name? Girl: Denise. Rex: Denise, you know I’ve always loved that name. Girl: Thanks, but it’s not mine, it’s my moms. She loves you, I’ve never even heard of you. Rex: Does your mother still even have her own teeth? Nevermind. Girl: Cool hair. Rex: yeah..
Rex: What’s your name? Girl: Kathy-K-A-T-H-Y. You know I have seen every episode of the family way…and you were my favorite singer in high school. Rex: Who is your favorite singer now? Girl: YOU! It’s still you!
say no more mon amore! Lips are for kissing baby J’adore MWA!!
Say no more mon amour…lips are for kissing baby Je t’adore mwah!
Say no more, mon amore, smother me with kisses baby je t’adore
Say no more, mon amore. Lips are made for kissing, baby,
zita dore. *Muah!*
Say no more, mon amore. Smother you with kisses baby je t’adore!
Shock me, shock me, schock me with your deviant behavior. Well Sinead O’rebellion.
SHOP LIFTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
shoplifter!!!!!!
SHOPLIFTER-ER-ER!!!!!!!
so is this how your life’s gonna be now, huh? you’re just gonna screw every has-been til your tits fall down and they dont want you anymore? – corey
Well, at least I don’t hide what I am, right Corey? At least, Im not some closet speed freak right? Do you think I don’t see what you do? -Gina
Shut up! -Corey
Do you think I don’t see what you do!!!!! -Gina
SHUT UP!!!! -Corey
I see what you do…what’s this? oh what’s this? What are these? huh? What are these? Aspirins? Vitamins? Breath mints!!?? Diet pills! oh! What a surprise! -Gina
Stop it! -Corey
You know what? I could study all night if I was chowing down speed too you know that I could! Here’s one for your perfect little face and your perfect body… -Gina
SHUT UP!! -Corey
And one for your perfect family and your perfect school!! -Gina
Stop it!! -Corey
Gina, stop it. -Joe
And your perfect, perfect future!!!!! -Gina
Stop it…Stop it….C’mon. -Joe
I’m stopping. I’m stopping!! -Gina
So Lucas, I hear you committed the perfect crime
Sugar high!
take your purse and get the hell out of my store!
Take your tounge off of my record!
That is an excellent time.
That’s a nice coat, lots of pocket room
That’s really sweet but isn’t this supposed to be about me?
thats an excellent time
The best things in life are free. But you can give them to the birds and bees! I want money! That’s what I want! Lucas wants money! lots of money! Joe’s money! Your love gives me such a thrill…but your love won’t pay my bills I want money!
the best things in life are free…. but you can give them to the birds and bees i want money..(that’s what i want) that’s what i want…(lucas whats money)…(lots of money)…(JOE’S money!)
The fat man walks alone
The fat man walks alone.
The fat man walks alone…
The honeymoon is over.
the long arm of the law has embraced our dear friend warren
The smarter you get the shorter your hair gets
well the smarter you get the shorter your shirt gets
They’re selling music, but not selling out.
This funeral sucks.
This goes out to our employee of the week….Lucas.
THIS IS ONLY IN THE FAN EDITION, TOO. I’M PUTTING THESE IN HERE CUZ I FIGURE IF YOU GUYS LOVE THE MOVIE AS MUCH AS I DO, YOU’LL WANNA BUY IT CUZ IT HAS SO MANY EXTRA SCENE’S RIGHT IN THE MOVIE AND LOTS OF EXTRA STUFF. IT’S ABOUT COREY GETTING INTO HARVARD. GINA’S WORKING THE COUNTER AND COREY’S SISTER, THIS VERY…NOT CUTE LITTLE GIRL WITH BRACES AND LONG STRINGY HAIR IN PIGTAILS COMES IN OFF HER BIKE:
Corey’s little sister: Gina, I gotta find Corey right now.
Gina (into loud speaker): Paging Miss Corey Mason, please meet your smelly sister in the rotunda. (Corey’s sister flicks her off and Corey comes in.)
Corey’s sis: Dad says to bring this to you right away. Wait till you see what’s in it.
Corey: Harvard. It’s Harvard! I’m afraid to open it. (Opens and reads.)
AJ: Well? Did you get in?
Gina: Well, do they want you?
Corey’s sis: What’s it say?
Corey: Yes. (Kisses her sister.)
Corey’s sis: Are you sure?
Corey: Yes!
Corey’s sis: Oh my God!(runs off)
Gina (yelling after her): There is such a thing as a phone, ya know!
AJ: Wow, you did it! (hugs her)
Gina: It’s awesome! You’re getting out of here. Yes! (grabs loud speaker) Ladies and gentlemen, our most valued employee, Corey Mason is going off to secure the future of the free world. (covers microphone) Harvard, Harvard, Harvard, ahh!!! (into speaker again) Miss Mason, you just got into Harvard. What are you gonna do now?
Corey: I’m gonna…throw up.
(Gina and AJ step away.)
This music is the glue mark, it holds it all together. With out this life would be meaningless
This music is the glue of the world Mark, it holds it all together. Without this, life, would be meaningless.
This music is the glue of the world, man .. It holds it all together.
This music is the glue of the world. It holds it all together.
this music is the glue of world
This music is the glue to the world. It holds it all together
without it….Life would be meaningless.
THIS ONE WAS DONE A LOT, BUT NO ONE ACTUALLY GOT IT CORRECTLY:
Joe: Okay, now I want you to stand against the wall, hold these [Cd’s] against your chest, and they’re gonna take a photograph of you.
Warren: Why don’t you go shove em up your ass?
Lucas: Because it would hurt a lot, Warren.
THIS ONE WAS DONE A LOT, TOO, BUT NOT THE WHOLE THING, AND SOME PARTS WERE WRONG. I THINK THIS IS RIGHT. AND THEN BEST LINE OF THE MOVIE IS AT THE END.
Joe: Lucas!
Lucas: Joe!
Joe: Where’s the money?
Lucas: Joe, the money is gone.
Joe: Yeah, I know it’s gone, but where’s it gone to?
Lucas: Atlantic City.
Joe: Oh, Atlantic City…Is it comin back from Atlantic City?
Lucas: Oh, I don’t think so, Joe.
Joe: What’s it doing in Atlantic City, Lucas?
Lucas: …Recirculating.
Joe: Recirculating?
Lucas: Yeah.
(Joe knocks the bucket of change Lucas is carrying to the ground.)
Lucas: Are you pissed off, Joe?
Joe (grabs Lucas’ arm): Lucas.
Lucas: Joe!
Joe: Lucas, listen to me. I told Mitchell Beck that you forgot to deposit the money. I told Mitchell that the money was still here.
Lucas: Joe, that’s not true. It’s in Atlantic City…I swear!
Joe (pushes Lucas onto the couch): Shut up, sit down, and don’t you move.
Lucas: It could be in other cities by now.
Joe: Oh, shut up! Under no circumstances do I want you to leave that couch…unless it’s to get me $9000, and then you bring it here to me, okay?
Lucas: Okay. You know, I think things are gonna be alright now, Joe.
Joe: Oh, and what makes you think that?
Lucas: Who knows where thoughts come from? They just appear…mmhmm!
Joe: What a moron!
THIS PART IS ONLY IN THE FAN EDITION:
(Lucas jumps down behind AJ.)
AJ: Holy shit! Lucas, man, how the hell’d you get in here?
Lucas: Roof. Is Joe in there?
AJ: Have you thought about what’s gonna happen?
Lucas: Have *you* thought about what’s gonna happen, AJ?
AJ: What the hell are you talkin about?
Lucas: I’m talking about your future, AJ.
AJ: My future?
Lucas: Five. Five years. Five.
AJ: We need to talk about your future and forget about mine right now.
Lucas: My life is a packaged tour. I’m simply the passenger.
AJ: Okay…well, then where do you end up, Lucas?
Lucas: That’s the mystery. Do you know how many people are out there?
AJ: About…six billion.
Lucas: Really? Six billion? That’s a lot of people.
AJ: Okay look, man, Joe just sent me out here to find you so…should I?
Lucas: Find yourself. I’m right here.
This song goes out to our employee of the week… Lucas… I want money…. Joe’s Money
This song goes out to our employee of the week….Lucas!
W-Dance party USA teeny bopper kind of shit right?
J-Well actually it tested well amongst teenage males
L-Jane did you compare the percentage of teenage male rex manning fans to the percentage of the incedence of homosexuality among teenage males.
W-who glued these quaters down? AJ- i did W- what they hell for man AJ- i dont feel that i need to explain my art to you warren
Warren look at your music collection, rap, metal, rap, rap, Whitney Houston….-It’s for my girfriend!
Warren, look what you took.
Rap. Metal. Rap. Metal. Whitney Huston.
Its for my girlfriend alright?
Sure it is. Warren a person like you needs to Diminish your criminal impulses. Not Magnify them. How about some classical? Maybe some Jazz?
Maybe you bite me.
Warren, look what you took: rap, metal, rap, metal.. Whitney Houston?
We mustn’t dwell. No, not today. We can’t! Not on Rex Manning day!
We mustn’t dwell. No, we mustn’t. Not today…..not Rex Manning Day!
We mustn’t dwell… no, not today. We CAN’T. Not on Rex Manning day.
We mustn’t fret. No, not today. Not on Rex Manning day!
We’re screwed…well at least you’re used to it.
Well anyway, did you really wanna DO Rex Manning in the count out room? Is that always how you immagined your first time would be? You back up against the daily totals, your feet pounding on the safe. OH REXY STOP THAT! YOUR SO SEXY!
Well Shanee O’Rebellion, shock me, shock me, shock me with that deviant behavoir!
well sinade o’rebellion, shock me shock me shock me with your devient behaviour
well sinaed oh rebellion shock me shock me shock me with that deviant behaviour
well sinead ‘o’ rebellion, shock me shock me shock me with that deviant behavior.
Well you didn’t wake up this morning cause you didn’t go to bed/ you were watching the whites of your eyes turn red/ the calendar on your wall has been ticking the days off/ you’ve been reading some old letters/ you smile and think how much you’ve changed/ all the money in the world couldn’t buy back those days/ it’s all right you knew as the sun burned into your eyes/ you watch a plane go flying across a great blue sky/ this is the day your life will surely change/ this is the day when things fall into place
What are these? Diet pills? Oh! Diet pills….
What is wrong with you people. You all belong in the looney bin.
What’s with today, today?
whats with you today? yesterday you were normal and today you’re like the chinese guy from the karate kid! whats with you today??
what’s with today, today?
Who glued these quarters to the floor?? What the hell for?? -Warren
Who knows were thoughts come from. They just appear.
Who knows where thought come from they just appear!
Who knows where thoughts come from, they just appear
Who knows where thoughts come from, they just appear!
Who knows where thoughts come from, they just appear.
Who knows where thoughts come from…they just appear!
Who knows where thoughts come from;
they just appear.
Who knows where thoughts come from? They just appear!
Who knows where thoughts come from? They just appear.
Why do I get the feeling I’m being royally screwed Joe? -Mitchell
Why don’t you all just fade away!
Why don’t you all just fade away.
why don’t you take these cds, and shove them up your ass?
because it would hurt a lot.
Why dont you all just.. fade away!
why the hell did you glue theese quarters down
with that neo-nazi makeover the boys will come ‘a runnin!
Wow, Mark, you play a mean guitar… its too bad you have to DIE!
You all belong in the looney bin! Every one of ya!
You did have hair when you went in there, didn’t you?
You did have hair when you went in there, right?
You gotta understand something, here. This music is the glue of the world Mark. It holds it all together without it life would be meaningless.
You know that feeling right when you get out of a warm bath… you make me feel like a BATH?!
you make me feel like a bath!
You make me feel like a bath?
You make me feel like a bath?? Ugh!
You screwed me Lucus, you know that?
You think you can fix me Joe? Go ahead fix me.
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