#1 Alright Huxley, lets just do it the old fashioned way. #2 Eer,disgusting, you mean fluid transfer? #1 No, I mean, boning, the wild mambo, the hunka chunka. #2 That is no longer done. The exchange of bodily fluids. Do you know what that leads to? #1 YEah I do. Kids, smoking, a desire to raid the fridge.
#1 As it is a beautiful Monday morning and my duty log irrationaly requires it, I am here by enquiring you on the prison population update. Does the tedium continue? #2 You’re earnest questioning is amusing as it is irrelevant. The prisoners are icecubes. They never move.
#1 Don’t you think? #2 I try not to, but you’re young.
#1 Get me a malboro. #2 Yes of course. Right away. What’s a malboro? #1 A cigarette. Any cigarette. #3 Um, smoking is not good for you, and it has been deemed that anything not good for you is bad, hence illegal. Alcohol, caffeine, contact sports, meat… #1 Are you shitting me? Computer – John SPartan you are fined one credit for voilation of the verbal moralities code. #1 What the hell is that? #3 Bad language, chocolate, gasoline, uneducational toys and anything spicy. Abortion is also illegal but so is pregnancy if you don’t have a licence.
#1 Hold it, the Schwarzenneger library? #2 Yes the Schwarzenneger Presedential library. Wasn’t he an actor when… #3 Stop!
#1 How can you justify destoying a $7million mini mall whose ransom was only $25 000. #2 Fuck you lady.
#1 John Spartan, you have done great deeds for the city of Los Angeles so it is with some regret that I, Gordon Smithers, acting as Assistant Warden, here by carry out this sentence. #2 Skip it. #1 Sergeant Spartan, you have been sentenced to 70 years, sub zero rehabilitiation. #2 Skip it.
#1 Just don’t ask where the meat comes from. #2 What’s that supposed to mean Huxley? #1 Do you see any cows around here? ….. #2 Rat. This is a rat burger. Not bad. Matter of fact this is the best burger I’ve had in years.
#1 Maniac has replied with a scornful remark. #Computer – Approach and repeat ultimatum in an even firmer tone of voice. Add the words, or else/
#1 What would you say if I called you a brutish fossil, symbolic of a decayed era, gratefully forgotten. #2 I don’t know. Thanks?
#1 What’s a 187? #2 I don’t know. Computer: Murder, Death, Kill. Murder, Death, Kill.
#1)See that? I told him. Said he didn’t care. My god! How could you sacrifice all those innocent people for little old me? #2)Phoenix! #1)We’re going to spend a lot of quality time together. See you, sweety! Honey! Sugar!
#1)Where are the hostages? #2)To hell with the hostages! This is between you and me. #1) Yeah. #2)Wha-what–what you got, soldier boy? Do something. Go ahead! Ha ha ha. You’re up to your ass in gasoline. Set your ass on fire. (lites a ciggarette). Is it cold in here, or is it just me?
…I like to think, I like to read. I’m into freedom of speech and freedom of chose, I’m the kind of guy who likes to sit in the greasy spoon and think; should I have the t-bone stake or the jumbo rack of BQ ribs with the side order of gravy fries. I want high cholesterol. I wanna eat bacon and butter and buckets of cheese, ok. I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section, I wanna run through the streets naked with green jell-o all over my body, reading playboy magazine, why? Because I might suddenly feel the need to, ok pal?
1)We’re eating at Taco Bell? 2)They won the franchise wars. Now all restaurants are Taco Bell.
1)You can take this job, and shovel it 2) Take this job…and shovel it…close enough
1. Fellow greetings, what seems to be your boggle? 2. My boggle?(pauses) How much do you weight?
1. He’s finally matched his meet! You really licked his ass. 2. Its MET his match and kicked…KICKED his ass.
1. How can you justify destroying a 7 million dollar mini mall to rescue a girl whose ransom was only $25,000? 2. Fuck you lady 3. Good answer
1. Lights 2. No I changed it, eliminate (lights go on) delaminate (lights go off) now you try. 1. Eliminate!
1. You kicked his match and met his ass. 2. That’s kicked his ass and met, met his match.
1.Let’s blow this guy.
2.It’s blow this guy AWAY!
1.Whats your boggle? 2. My BOGGLE?!
1: How can you justify destroying a seven-million dollar mini-mall to rescue a girl whose ransom was only twenty-five-thousand dollars? 2: Fuck you, lady! 3: Good answer.
1: Taco Bell was the only restaurant to survive the franchise war. 2: So? 1: So, now all restaurants are Taco Bell.
1: What would you say if I called you a brutish fossil, symbolic of a decayed era, gratefully forgotten? 2: I dunno…Thanks?
Huxley: Ah, smoking is not good for you, and it has been deemed that anything not good for you is bad. Hence, illegal; alcohol, caffeine, contact sports, meat-
Spartan: Are you shitting me?
Computer: John Spartan, you are fined one credit for a violation of the verbal morality statute.
Spartan: What the hell is that?
Computer: John Spartan, you are fined one credit…
Huxley: Bad language, child play, gasoline, un-educational toys, and anything spicy. Abortion is also illegal, but then again, so is pregnancy if you don’t have a licence.
Huxley: Simon Phoenix knows he has some competition. He’s finally matched his meat. You really licked his ass.
Spartan: That’s ‘met his match’ and ‘kicked his ass.’
Huxley: The exchange of bodily fluids? Do you know what that leads to?
Spartan: Yeah, I do… Kids, smoking, a desire to raid the fridge.
Officer: We’re police officers! We’re not trained to handle this kind of violence!
Phoenix: Look; I don’t need a history lesson. Come on, Hal. Where’s the goddamn guns?!
Computer: You are fined one credit, for a violation of the verbal morality statute.
Phoenix: What? FUCK YOU!
Computer: Your repeated violation of the verbal morality statute has caused me to notify the San Angeles police department. Please remain where you are for your reprimand.
Reporter: How can you justify destroying a seven million dollar mini-mall to rescue a girl whose ransom was only twenty five thousand dollars?
Girl: FUCK YOU, lady!
Spartan: Good answer.
Spartan: I’m a seamstress? Oh that’s just great. I come out of cryo-grid, and I’m Betsy-fucking-Ross.
Spartan: Somebody put me back in the fridge.
Spartan: Trust me, it’s a cop thing.
Huxley: And what am I, a frog?
All I want to do is bury Cocteau up to his neck in shit, and let him think happy-happy thoughts forever.
Alright, so he can’t buy food or a place to stay for the night and it would be a waste of time to mug somebody, unless he rips someones hand off, so lets hope he doesn’t figure that one out.
Are all fluid transfer activities this fun?
Bad aim blondie.
break you with my hands little Spartan!
Chief, you can take this job and shovel it. #2 Take this job and shove it. #1 Yeah? #2 Close enough.
Computer Talking – You are an incredibly sensitive man who ispires joy joy feelings in all those around you.
Could you please explain the three seashells!!
Damn I’m possessed. Wonder if I can accordian too. Hehehe.
Damn! I wonder if I can play the accordian too!
Damn, hope my butt didn’t look like that!
Do you see any cows around here?
Enhance your calm.
Fellow greetings. What seems to be your boggle?
God damn John, I am tired of this demolition man shit. You were not supposed to come down here, you were not supposed to attempt to arrest Phoenix single handedly and you were not supposed to blow anything up.
Greetings and salutations!
he doesn’t know how to use the three sea shells. HAHAHAHHAHAHHA
He doesn’t know how to use the three seashells! I can see how that would be difficult.
He’s finally matched his meet. You’ve really licked his arse.
Her light was extinguished in the big one of 2010.
Here. I made you a sweater.
Hey Spartan! How’s it hangin’?…I’m sure your familiar with the long arm of the law, aren’t ya?
Hurting people’s not a good thing–well, sometimes it is–but not when it’s a bunch of people looking for something to eat.
Hurting people’s not a good thing. Well, sometimes it is–but not when they’re looking for something to eat.
I don’t know if you guys know, but you’re out of toilet paper. #2 Did he say toilet paper? #3 Oh, they used handfuls of wadded paper back in the 20th. #1 I’m happy that you’re happy but the place where you’re supposed to have the toilet paper you’ve got this little shelf with 3 seashells on it. #4 He doesn’t know how to use the 3 seashells? Hahahhahahah.
I think simon pheonix has finally matched his meet… you really licked his ass. No that’s met his match & kicked, kicked his ass.
I thought your life force had been prematurely terminated. #2 Yeah, I thought I was history too.
I want to smoke cuban cigars the size of Cincinatti.I want to run through the streets naked rubbing green jello on myself and reading playboy magazine. Why??? Because i might suddenly feel the need to.
I wouldn’t say apprehended, but let’s say he’s history.
I’m impressed…HUXLEY!!
I’m no leader. I do what I have to do – sometimes people come with me.
I’m sorry to say that the world has become a pussy-whipped, Brady Bunch version of itself, run by a bunch of robed sissies.
I’m the kinda guy who likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder. Gee, should I have a T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecued ribs with a side order of gravy fries. I want high cholesterol. I want to eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay? I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnatti in the non-smoking section. I wanna run through the streets naked, with green jello all over my body, reading Playboy Magazine. Why? Because I suddenly might feel the need to, okay, pal?
I’ve seen the future. You know what it is? It’s a fourty-seven-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pyjamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing ‘I wish I were an Oscay Meyer weiner’.
Is it cold in here or is it just me?
Is it cold in here, or is it just me????
Good Memory..
John Spartan you are fined one credit for a violation of the verbal morality statute.
John Spartan, you are fined one credit for violating the verbal morality statute.
joy joy
Looks like simon phoenix has matched his meat. You really licked his ass.
Mr Friendly? Greetings and salutations Edgar Friendly. I am associate Bob and may I say it would be a great pleasure to assist you in creating a more humane … #2 Bob, Bob, lets talk about the hair. #1 Hair? #2 Pick a colour, alright. And lose the kimono, you look like a couch.
MurderDeathKill…MurderDeathKill…MurderDeathKill
No kiss, kiss. No bang, bang.
Oh yes, the passengers. Well they’re aahhh.. Fuck you. I told the city, I said, look nobody comes down here. The postman figured it out, the policemen figured it out, but the god damn busdrivers just wouldn’t figure it out.
Ok, I’m with you. Let’s go blow this guy. #2 Away, let’s go blow this guy AWAY. ….. She’s got a way with words.
Pheonix: What can I say? I’m a blast from the past.
Spartan: You should’ve stayed there.
Pheonix: Hey! That voice sounds familiar! Who is that?(fires gun)
Spartan: Bad aim, Blondie.
Pheonix: Spartan? John Spartan?! Oh shit, they’re lettin’ anybody into this century! What the hell you’re doing in here? (fires gun) Simon says BLEED!! (fires gun)
Spartan: Great, just great! You’re makin’ this to easy for me Pheonix!
Pheonix: (under his breath) Come on, you space age piece of shit! (to Spartan) so let me get this right; they defrosted you just so you can lasso my piddly ass? Damn, you’ve been had! I’ve been dreamin’ about killin’ you for 40 years! (fires gun)
Spartan: Yeah? (cocks gun) Well, keep dreamin’! (fires gun)
Pheonix: You’re dead, Spartan!
Spartan: You forgot to say ‘Simon says!’ (shocks Pheonix)
Pheonix:(after he knocks Spartan flat on his back) Oh, I know that must’ve hurt, huh soldier boy?!
Spartan:(picks up an old television and swings it toward Pheonix) YOU’RE ON TV!!
Phoenix is going for a gun plain and simple. Trust me. He’s going for a gun. #2 Resonate some understanding. The only place a person can view a gun, is at the museum.
Put me back in the fridge.
Send a maniac to catch a maniac.
Send a maniac to catch one!
Send a maniac to catch one.
Simon says die!
Simon says die.
So let me get this right. They defrosted you just so you could lasso my piddly arse? Damn to be had. I’ve been dreaming about killing you for about 40 years. #2 Yeah? Well keep dreaming.
So, I was wondering if you want to have sex.
Somebody put me back in fridge.
Spartan? John Spartan? Oh shit! They let anybody into this century.
Take this job and shovel it!
Thank you for rendering me unconscious.
Thank you very much gentlemen, but your services will no longer be required…(SHOTS)
That’s what you remind me of, an evil Mr. Rogers…
The first thing I wanted to do was knit.
Three Sea Shells
Try getting at least ONE quote vaguely right… Illuminate confused with eliminate? Jezus!
Ugh, do you know what you’re eating? – A burger. What does it look like. – Do you see any cows around here? – ¿Que es este carne? – Es la carne de rata. – Im eating a ratburger? Not bad. In fact its the best burger I had in years!
Wait a minute. This is the future. Where are all those phaser guns.
We’re police officers. We’re not trained to handle this kind of violence.
We’re the LAPD, we’re not equiped to handle this kind of violence!
What happened? All of a sudden this car turned into a canoli.
What Seems To Be Your Boggle
What’s in this burger? *spanish answer* Rat. I’m eating a rat burger? *continues chewing* ‘S Not bad.
What, you guys don’t have sarcasm anymore?
what?! kissing’s not allowed? damn… i was a good kisser.
WHY DON’T YOU JUST SHOVE A LEASH UP MY ASS?
Will you please kill him? He’s pissing me off.
You are a savage creature John Spartan and I wish for you to leave my domicile now.
You are fined one credit…
You can take this job and shovel it.
You can’t take away other people’s right to be assholes!
You gonna regret this rest of your life. Both seconds of it.
You got ball balls comin’ down here cop.
You just do your job and things get demolished.
You see, according to Cocteau’s plan I’m the enemy, because I like to think, and I like to read. I’m into freedom of speech and freedom of choice. I’m the kind of guy who’d walk into a greasy spoon and wonder — Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecued ribs with the side order of grave fries? I WANT high cholesterol. I wanna eat bacon and butter and BUCKETS of cheese, okay? I want to smoke Cuban cigars the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section. I want to run through the streets naked with green jello all over my body reading playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly might feel the urge to, okay, pal? I’ve SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It’s a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, and singing I’m an Oscar Meyer Wiener.
You see, according to Cocto’s plan, I’m the enemy, cause I like to think, I like to read, I’m into freedom of speech and freedom of choice. I’m the kind of guy who likes to sit in the grease and spoon and wonder, gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbeque ribs with a side order of gravy fries. I want high cholesterol. I want to eat bacon and butter and bucket of cheese, OK. I want to smoke a cuban cigar the size on Cincinati in the non smoking section. I want to run through the streets naked with green jello all over my body reading playboy magazine, why? Because I suddenly might feel the need to do so, OK pal? I’ve seen the future pal and it a 47 year old virgin sitting around in his space pyjamas drinking a banana and broccoli shake.
You’re going to regret this for the rest of your life. Both seconds of it.
You’re gonna regret this the rest of your life….. both seconds of it.
You’re under arrest, Phoenix.
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This is a rat burger.