#1:How ’bout I beat your butt right now?!
#2:How ’bout I draw a line down the middle of your head so it looks like a butt!!!
(in minus 15 degree temperatures) What’s the matter, you guys cold? It’s not so much of the heat, it’s the humidity that’ll kill you.
*Kids- Sanka my grandfatHer say your the best push cart driver in all of Jamaica! *Sanka- Oh, yeah, you know what my grandfather say? *Kids- what, what? *Sanka- GET BACK TO WORK!
–D, you dead?
–No man, Im not dead, I have to finish the race.
–Derice, a gold medal is a wonderful thing, but if you’re not enough without it, you’ll never be enough with it.
–Hey Coach…how will I know if Im enough?
–When you cross that finish line you’ll know.
–Do the words give up mean anything to you?
–Not a thing.
–Let me tell you something rasta, I didnt come up here to forget who I am and where I come from.
–Neither did I. Im just trying to be the best I can be.
–So am I and the best I can be is Jamaican. Im telling you as a friend, if we look Jamaican, walk Jamaican, talk Jamaican and is Jamaican, then we sure as hell better bobsled Jamaican.
-So, about this billsled.
-Your father was a tough competitor, he ran the 100m in 10 flat.
-Well,I run it in 9.9.
1)A bobsled is a simple thing. 2) Yea so is a toilet. 3) Thank you.
1-Is there a problem Irv? 2-No pro-blem mon!
1. How about Talula 2. (Laughing) Talula, what kind of name is that? It sounds like a 2 dollar hooker, where did you come up with that name from, mon? 1. It’s my mother’s name
1. Gentlemen, a bobsled is a simple thing. 2. Yeah, so’s a toilet!
1. Hey Sanka. You can pee now. 2. Too late.
1. So what should we call this sled? 2. Talulah. *general laughter* 2. It’s my mother’s name. Others: Talulah, yeah, Talulah etc.
1. That’s Josef Grool, he’s one of the best bobsledders in the world. 2. Yeah, and he’s one of the biggest assholes on the world too.
1. Who is the best pushcart driver in all of Jamaica? 2. You’re looking at him! 1. Then you gonna do it? 2. NO!
1.THAT’S a bobsled!2.Oh,so a bobsled is a push-cart with no wheels.1.That’s what it looks like here.2.Let me see that.Alright, the key elements for a succesful sled-team is a steady driver, and 3 strong runners to push the sled down the ice…ICE!ICE!1.Well,it’s kind of a winter sport.2.You mean winter as in ICE?1.Yes.2.You mean winter sport as in penguins, igloos, eskimos and ICE?1.Yea.2.See-ya.1.Where you going?2.I’m going to take a hot bath,I’m getting cold just thinking about all this ice.1.No man,you’re gonna be part of my bobseld team.2.Why me?1.Who is the best push-cart driver,in ALL of Jamaica?2.You’re lookin’ at him!1.Then you gotta do it.2.NO!.1.Look man, you could be famous,you could have a picture of yourself on a wheaties box,but you said no,and that’s ok.Everyone’s gonna be on MY bobsled team.2.Look,star.When you want me to do something,you don’t have to hand me a bunch of lines.All you have to do is look me in the eye and say,Sanka, you are my best friend, we’ve been through a whole heap together,and I really really need you.1.Sanka,you’re right,and you are my best friend,and we’ve been through a whole lot together.2.Heap..Heap.1.Sorry man,Whole heap together.2.And I really really need you.1.And I really really ned you.2.Forget it.1.But man, you’d say if I said it man.2.Alright,alright,alright.
1: You know, if you need something from me, you don’t have to hand me a bunch of lines. Just look me in the eye and say ‘Sanka, you are my best friend, and we been through a whole heap together, and I really really need you.’ 2: You’re right. You *are* my best friend. And we been through a whole lot together. 1: Heap. Heap. 2: Right man. Whole heap together. 1: And I really, really need you. 2: And I really, really need you. 1: Forget it.
-You’re the brakeman.
-No, Im the driver.
-No, youre the brakeman.
-You don’t understand! Im Sanka Cofee Im the best push cart driver in all of jamaica! I must drive! You dig where Im coming from?
-Now dig where Im coming from. Im coming from two gold medals.
-Thats a hell of a place to be coming from!
A) How ’bout I beat your butt right now? B) How ’bout I draw a line down the middle of your head to make it look like a butt?
All he has to do is know what he wants and work hard for it. If he wants it bad enough, he’ll get it. Believe me Sanka, the more Yul’s we got makin it in this world, the better off this world would be, especially for Jamaicans. Go ahead Yul Brenner, you go get your palace.
coach-if your gunna prove to them that yyour world class bobsledders, then you’d better look like world class bobsledders…Sanka-I freeze in this!
cool runnings…peace be the journey
Derice. I known ya since Julie Jefferies asked to see your ding-a-ling. Now I’m tellin ya this a friend. If we walk Jamaican, talk Jamaican, and is Jamaican. We sure as hell betta bobsled Jamaican.
Derise’s Wife) Sanka, how did your singin on the street go? Sanka) How did it go!!!
Sanka)It went like this, Some people say they know they cant believe Jamaica we have a bobsled team (we know sanka)
We have the one Derise and the one Junior
Everyone) HOW MUCH!
Sanka) I made a dollar and 16 cents
Do you want to kiss my lucky egg?
does the word give up mean anything to you???
Not a thing
Erve)Go Away Sanka)OK, (in the distance)nice to meet you.
Everybody shut up! My boy’s on TV!
FEEL THE RHYTHM
FEEL THE RIDE
GEAR ON UP
IT’S PUSHCART TIME
FEEL THE RHYTHM /
FEEL THE RIDE /
GEAR ON UP /
IT’S PUSHCART TIME
Feel the rhythm! Feel the rhyme! Get on up, it’s bobsled time! COOL RUNNINGS!
FEEL THE RHYTHM,
FEEL THE RIDE,
GEAR ON UP,
IT’S PUSHCART TIME
Feel the rhythm, feel the rhyme, gear on up, it’s bobsled time
Feel the rhythm, feel the rhyme, get on up, it’s bobsled time!
Feel the rythem feel the ryhm com on down its bobsled time COOL RUNNINGS!!!
feel the rythem, feel the ride, get on up, its bobsled time!! cool runnings!!
Feel the rythem, Feel the ride, get on up, its bobsled time, coooooolrunnings
Feel the rythem, feel the ride, its bobsled time, COOL RUNNINGS!!
Feel the rythem, fel the rhyme, gear on up, its bobsled time!
feel the rythm feel the ryhme come on every one its bob sled time
feel the rythm, feel the ride, get on up, it’s bobsled time.
feel the rythm…feel the ride…get on up…ITS BOBSLED TIME!!!
get back to work!
Greetings, Sled God!
Here we go, Winston, the rocket has been launched! Hey, pokey, where’s you get that cart? Hey, grandma, outta my way, hey, sunday driver, make way for the Rasta Rocket! I love Jamaica and Jamaica loves me!
Hey Derice, I’ll see you at the finish line.
Hey fruitcake where’d you get that tan
hey mon, pass the ky and put my rastafarian na-nas in your mouth.
Hey! Grandma! Out of my way!
Hey, it seems that here, nobody like us.–We’re different. People always afraid of whats different.
How ’bout I draw a line on your head so it looks like a butt
How about I draw a line down the middle of your face so it looks like a butt.
How about i draw a line down your head so it looks like a butt
I didnt know 4 black guys in a sled can make you blush.
I dont care how fast the run it, i’ll run it faster. i dont care how bad they want it, i want it more,. i’m goin to the olympics baby!
I dont care how much they want, i want it more! Im goin to the olympics
I PAY YOU A DOLLAR TO SHUT UP!
i see pride, i see power, i see a bad ass jr. how can take crap off nobody
I see PRIDE, I see POWER, I see a bad-ass mother who won’t take no CRAP off of NOBODY!
I see pride, I see power, I see a badass mother who doesnt take no crap off anybody.
I see pride,I see power,I see a bad-ass mother who don’t take NO crap off of nobody!
I’m freezing my royal Rastafarian na-nas off!
I’m freezing my royal Rastafarian na-nas off!
I’m freezing my royal Rastafarian ne-nees off!
I’m not nervous. I’m ready. I’ve been ready for this day my whole life. I don’t care how fast dey run. I’m gonna run faster. I don’t care how much dey want it. I want it more. I’m goin to states baby. I can feel it.
Ice? Ice?! You mean like igloos and eskimos and penguins and….ICE?!
if you plan on living dere your goin to have to marry the queen
IF YOU’RE NOT ENOUGH WITHOUT IT, YOU’LL NEVER BE ENOUGH WITH IT.
IF YOUR GONNA PUT A QUOTE ON THIS SITE, GET IT BLOODY RIGHT!
Coach- Whos the captain of our crew, whos a friend to me and you, kinda nice good looking too, SANKA SANKA YAY SANKA
Sanka- HAHAHA get back to work
Derice- Whos that big hot bag of air who doesnt have to comb his hair, who doesnt bathe and doesnt care, SANKA SANKA YAY SANKA!
Ill come back tomorrow and the next day and the next day and the next day.
Im feelin’ very Olympic today. How about you?
im freezing my rastafarian neh-neh’s off!
JAMACA WE HAVE A BOB SLED TEAM! (song)
Jamaca! We have a bobsled team! We have de one Derise! And de one Junior. Yu….(Yul gives Junior a look)…Sanka! Go to the olympics- win- Jamaca!!!
Josef Grool:Hey Blitzer!Why not put some training wheels on that sled!
Maid service sir? Maybe I could dust your head?
MY NAME IS JR. AND YOU BETTER TAKE THAT BACK OR ELSE- A GERMAN GUY- OR ELSE WHAT SHJAMACIAN? HEY LEAVE HIM ALONE ULBRENER HIT HIM IN THE SNOUT!! HAHAHAHA
2) TURN THAT HOT PLATE OFF.. HEY THIS IS MY MOMMAS RECIPE!!!!!!
no problem mon
No what I’m saying is that you are a club totting, raw meat eating, me Tarzan you Jan, big bald bubble head who can only count to ten when he’s barefoot or wearing sandals.
No, Ive been waiting for this day my whole life. I dont care how fast they run, Ill run faster. I dont care how much they want it, I want it more. Im going to the Olympics baby, I can feel it and Im gonna win the gold!
Now I know you think you dainty track stars are fast, well let’s see how fast you are when you push a 600-pound sled. Now a respectible starting time is 5.7 seconds, if you speed demons can’t whip off an even six-flat, you have a better chance of becoming a barbershop quartet.
Nuff people say ya’ know we can’t believe, Jamaica weh’ have bobsled team, we have de one derise,and de one junior, big Yul Brenner, and de mon Sanka. The fastest of the fastest of Jamaican sprinters, out to win respect of coach Irv Blizta’
oh sanka i love it when you put it in my bum bum bum.
oh yeah, one minor drawback to this delightful winter sport….the high speed crash.
Oh.So a bobsled is a pushcart with no wheels.
Our father, who art in Calgary, bobsled be thy name.
Our Father, who art in Calgary, bobsled be thy name. Thy kingdom come, gold medals won, on Earth as it is in Turn Seven.
Push Cart Champion!
Rise and shine, it’s butt-whipping time!
Rise and shine, Its butt whipping time!
Sanka – Coach, coach… can’t get mah helmet on, coach!
Coach – *THUMP*
Sanka – *muffled* Thanks, coach!
Sanka what are ya smoking man? sanka- i aint smoking man im breathing!
Sanka ya dead Sanka)Ya man oh
Sanka you still got your lucky egg
Sanka: Ya man
Sanka, how did your singing go? Sanka)HOW DID IT GO? it went something like this..some people say (SANKA) you know you cant believe, jamaica we…(SANKA!!) how much? sanka)i made a dollar and 15 cents.
Sanka.)Derice,I’ve known you since Julie Jeffries asked to see your ding-a-ling,and I’ll say this to you.If we look Jamaican,walk Jamaican,talk Jamaican,and is Jamaican,then we sure as hell better bobsled Jamaican!
Sanka: Jamaca, we know you can’t believe. Jamaca, we have a bobsled team… Man on the street: I give you a dollar to shut up.
Sanka: You know what my grandfather used to say? Kids: What? Sanka: Get back to work!
Sanka: You want to kiss my lucky egg???
Sanka:So, let’s talk about this bill sled team….Derice: No man, bobsled team. Sanka: Whoever….Now about the Wheaties box, I’m gonna be on it by myself, right? Derice: No mon, you’re gonna be on it wit me.
Sankha, you dead mon?
Shut Up Slinky Head!
Sled God does it again!
Snow, you don’t have any, it’s 900 degrees out there. Time, you don’t have any, the Olympics are in three months. And me, you don’t have me, as far as I’m concerned, the sport of bobsledding no longer exists.
So. About the Wheaties box. I’m gonna be on it on my own, right?
Some people say they know they can’t beleive…Jamaica has a bob sled team.
Some people say you know they cant believe, Jamaica we have a bobsled team, we got a one Durice and a one Junior, Eul….Sanka…the fastest of the fastest of jamaican sprinta’s go to olympics, fight for Jamaica
Some people say you know thwy cant believe, Jamaica we have a bobsled team, we got a one Durice and a one Junior, Eul….Sanka…the fastest of the fastest of jamaican sprinta’s go to olympics, fight for Jamaica
suck my cock
That man better watch is mouth!
He better watch more dan dat!
They’ve done everything you’ve asked of them and they did it with all of you laughing in their faces. It doesnt matter if they come in 1st or 50th, they’ve earned the right to represent their country, they’ve earned the right to march into that stadium waving their nations flag. Thats the single greatest honor an athlete could ever have. Thats what the Olympics are about. 16 years ago I forgot that, dont you go and do the same.
To the man in the orange suit!
To the messenger!!!
Ule Brenne: Whatever it is that is wrong with you is no little thing.
What are you smoking?
Nothing, i’m breathing
when you look at me what do you see
WHOS A BIG HOT BAG OF AIR
WHO DOESNT HAVE TO COMB HIS HAIR
WHO DOESNT BATHE
AND DOENST CARE
Whos that big fat bag of air, who doesnt have to comb his hair, who doesnt bathe and doesnt care. Sanka, Sanka, YEAH SANKA
Whos the captain of our crew, whos a friend to me and you, kinda nice good lookin too, SANKA SANKA YAY SANKA
Yea but you never see the Swiss smiling neither, I bet if one of them ever came across a pretty girl he say Eins, Svie, Drie, and try to push her down some ice.
Yea but you never see the Swiss smiling neither, I bet if one of them ever came across a pretty girl he say Eins, Zwei, Drei, and try to push her down some ice.
yeah, but can lightning run on ice?
you could be famous; you could have your picture on a wheaties box.
You could have your pictures on a Wheaties box, but you said no, and that’s alright
You mean winter as in igloos and eskimos and penguins and ice??
You wanna kiss my egg?
YOU WANT TO KISS MY EGG? NAA I DONT WANT TO KISS NO STIKEN EGG! MUAH
you’re going to have to do this on your own one day.
you’re on the air sled god!!!
You’re on the air, Sled God!
You’s a dirty, dirty nigga, mon!
Your bones will never break in a bobsled, oh no, they shatter!
Your crowding me slinky head!
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