(deleted scene, in an english accent). i want to sniff some cocaine.
(guy) Take me off your list! (Seth) Fine! I’ll take you of my list of succesful people!
(prospect) I think I’ll Pass. (Seth) Ron, the only people that are passing are quarterbacks, and I don”t se a number on your back.
… so I went the white-boy way of selling crack rock. I decided to become a stock broker.
1) Did you see Glengarry Glen Ross? 2) Yea 1) Ok, do you remember ABC? 2) Yea, Always Be Closing 1) That’s right, Always Be Closing, telling’s not selling.
1) So what were you looking for? 2) I was looking for some chocolate love
1) Whats going on? 2) Seth just closed this guy for 10 large.
1) Why don’t you go back to little Italy 2) Why don’t you go make me a latke driedle boy
1)People who say money is the root of all evil DONT HAVE ANY.
2)Think money can’t buy happiness? Well look at the fucking smile on my face!
1.)Holy shit yo! Yo, yo,yo! That’s that jockey from Venszula. he’s a sicko, that kid is sick; he weighs like 48 lbs. 2.) 119, but you’re close slut!
1: Don’t pitch the bitch. 2: Wh-what? 1. Don’t pitch the bitch! We don’t make deals with wemon. If the stock points fall she’ll call you every day. And God forbid if the stock points go up she’ll call you every 15 minuets. Don’t pitch the bitch. 2: Ok ok don’t pitch the bitch.
Seth, are those drugs? Are those drugs, Seth?
Act as if…
Act as if you are the president of this company
Act as if you have a 9 inch (@#$…
Act as if…. Act as if you are the CEO of this company… Act as if you have a 10 inch dick….
And best of all, kids, I am liquid.
Anyone who says money is the root of all evil doesn’t fucking have any.
Anyone who says money is the root of all evil doesnÂ´t fucking have any.
Because I’m a Jew and I have the mind of a champion.
Does anyone here have a series 7 licence?
I have a series 7 licence?
Good, you can get out too! c’mon Schleprock pack up your shit!
Don’t pitch the bitch
Don’t talk to me, don’t look at me, just pick your ass up out of that Italian leather chair and get the fuck out of this room, right now. C’mon let’s go schleprock, out.
Fuck you Mom and Dad
Fuck you mom and dad! See how it feels when you’re makin their fuckin lexus payments!
Fuck! Can’t win a fuckin hand tonight!
G – we’re done
B – ok.. i disagee
Get up, move around. Motion creates emotion.
Go get a tan and some Rogaine
Group interview my ass. It was like a Hitler youth rally in retrospect.
Guy dropped 50-large on Pharotech.
Hey you got a kanoli you can stick in your mouth?
No, you got a menoraj you can shove up your ass?
How many secretaries do you know that are making 80 grand a year?
I am a millionaire. A wierd thing to hear? Well let me tell you, its a wierd thing to say. I am a fuckin millionaire. And guess how old I am. 27. Do you know what that makes me around here? A fuckin senior citizen. This firm is made up entirely of people your age. You are the future big swinging dicks of this firm.
I am a millionaire. It’s a weird thing to hear, right? Let me tell you, it’s a weird thing to say. I am a fucking millionaire.
I didn’t get where I am today by losing my clients respect.
I don’t need your business, I value it.
I don’t work for you no more
I Drive a Ferrari, 355 cabriolet, I have a sick house on the Island, and Best of all,I’m Pure Liquid!
I need some cizzy for my nizzy, cuz i’m gonna get high like a mutha fucka. You know what i’m sayin?
I read and article a while back. That said microsoft has more million dollar secretaries than any other company in the world. They chose stock options over christmas bonuses. Smart choice.
I tried selling crack rock, and I never had a jump shot.
I’m not some 18 year old kid selling stock. I’m 42 years old, i have 20 years of market experience. So pick up your skirt, grab your balls, and lets make some money.
It’s a fuckin’ chop shop Seth!
It’s strange to think how that knock changed everything…..everything.
Jesus Greg, did you show him where the bathroom is yet?
Yeah, I showed you where Chris’s desk is.
Jim: I’m sorry man, this is my seat. Guy1: Shit, I’m so sorry. Guy2: Fucking dumbass. Jim: Get the fuck out of here. Guy2: What? Jim: Don’t talk to me, don’t look at me, just pick your ass up out of that Italian leather chair, and get the fuck out of this room. Right now. Come on, let’s go Schleprock. Out.
Look at the fucking smile on my face. Ear to ear, baby.
None of this Debbie the Time life operator shit
Put your confidence in myself and J.T. Marlin, and I am telling you, you will never have to ask for it again.
remember i told you we have 2 or 3 good ideas a year this is one of them.
Remember when kids use to get in fights back in grade school? Worse case scenerio, someone got their yamaka knocked off.
ritchie:you know what they should do with you guys, they should chuck you all on a ….ing island somewhere
man:guess what, your on it!
RON, now thats a sales call. good job buddy!
Shit is yellow B, rezzy the color, nigga!
should i send the conformation to your business, or your mansion
So, I got a bankball that’ll choke a hippo let’s just see.
Tell me Harry, are you married or are you happy?
tell rhem you’ll show them 3 percent on their investment over the next six months. what are they gonna say? fuck you! no, i dont want to see those kind of returns?
That suits dogshit, get a new suit.
That’s it i’m done.
that’s it skippy, pack your shit, let’s go!
That’s your pitch? That’s a horrible pitch.
The honor’s in the dollar
The notorious B-I-G said it best, ‘The only way to get ahead in the world is with a wicked jump shot or slingin’ crack rock. Nobody wants to work for it anymore.’ So I went the white boy way of slingin crack rock. I became a stock broker.
The Notorious B.I.G. once said either you’re slingin crack rock or you got a wicked jump shot. I went the white boy way or slingin crack rock; I became a stock broker.
the notorious b.i.g. said it best your either slinging crack rock or you got a wicked jump shot so i went the white boy way of slinging crack i became a stock broker
The only compliance work he’s doing is making sure my lunch is still hot when it gets here
The only people making money passing are NFL quarterbacks, and Alan, I don’t see a number on your back.
There is a sale made on every call, either you sell them some stock, or they sell you on a reason they cant, be relentless!
There is no question as to whether you will become a millionaire. The only question is how many times over.
They don’t know preferred stock from livestock
they say money can’t buy happiness, look at the smile on my face, here ta here baby.
They say money can’t buy you happiness, look at the fuckin’ smile on my face! Ear to Ear baby!
Want details? I drive a Ferrari. 355 Cabriolet. Whats up. I have every toy you could ever imagine. I have a ridiculus house in the south fork. And best of all kids… I am, liquid. That whats possible, now let me tell you whats required. You are required to work your fuckin ass off at this firm. We want winners, not pikers. Pikers walk at the bell. Pikers ask how much vacation time they get. Vacation time?! People join this firm for one reason, and one reason only; to become filthy rich. If you want vactation time go teach 3rd grade public school.
We are players now, salu
We don’t pitch the bitch.
Welcome to the New American Dream.
What are we dating… I’m not your girlfriend Seth, I’m your father
What are you guys eating over there, a little tube steak smothered in underwear?
What are you, last night’s erection?
What did you expect me to think of this job? Did you expect me to pat you on your back and tell you what a great entrapeneur you are? I’m not here to do that Seth, thats your mother’s rank. I’m hear to tell you when you screw up.
What do you mean customers? They’re children of people in this community.
What the fuck are you talking about?! Fuck Seth!
Who do you have to assfuck to get a ten around here?… There’s a leprechaun in stall 4.
Why don’t you pick up your skirt, grab your balls and lets make some money!
Yo give me some of that NOSE candy!! Give me some of that cuz I need to get high like a motha fucker!!!
Yo what are you guys eating over there huh, a little tube steak swelling in underwear huh, huh, huh?
Yo, shit is yellow, rizzy’s the color nugga.
You better get ahold of that edge, it’s pretty sharp.
You either sell crack rock, or you’ve got a jump shot.
You get the fuck out …..Pick your ass up out of that fine leather chair and get the fuck out
You know what they should do?
Take all you guys and put em’ on one big fuckin’ island.
You’re on it!
You need help
Gettin into the fucking child seat
You produce more wood than Ron Jeremy. Instead of yelling, RECO, you should yell TIMBER!
you talkin to him, that means your talkin to me and my whole fuckin crew
you want answers
i think we are entitled to them
you want answers
I wan the truth
you cant handle the truth
son, we live in a world that requires revenue.
You’re at a ten, we need you at about a two.
You’re one of us now, you popped your cherry
Your friends don’t believe you made $25,000 last month. Fuck them… Fuck ’em. Your parents don’t like the life you live. Fuck You mom and dad. See how it feels when your making their fuckin lexus payments
yoyoyo we want som pussy
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