Movie Quotes from Blade: Quotes from the movie Blade

(1) funk you!!
(2) fuck me? no you funk this!!

— There are worse things out tonight than vampires
— Like what??
— Like me….

—OK….. vampire anatomy 101 …. crosses & running water dont do dick so forget what you see in the movies… use a stake, silver or sunlight…… do you know how to use one of these????…..
— nope… but ill damn sure learn quick
— ….. the safety’s on … a round is already chambered….. a silver hollow-point filled with garlic…… you aim for the head or the heart……. anything else …. IS YOUR ASS!!!!

1)Deacon 2)Not any more

1)She’s been bitten. 2)You should’ve killed her then. 1)I know.

1)Wait a minute, you used me as bait. 2)Get over it!

1)You’re one of them, aren’t you? 2) No, I’m something else.

1. But you died. 2. I came back. That very same night. And Deacon welcomed me into his arms.

1. Go ahead bite me.I’ll just cure myself. I did it before and I can do it again.

1. See that vampire? 2. Yep. 1. You grab his balls in your mouth, and I’ll run around behind him, nail him in his ass, and fondle his nipples. 2. Let’s roll!!!

1. there are worse things out there than vampires. 2.Like what? 1.Like me.

1.) You see that vampire? 2.) Yeah.. 1.) I’m gonna go grab him in the balls, and pinch his nipples while you nail him in the ass and reach around to fondle his nipples. 2.) Got it. Let’s roll.

1.Your mascara’s running. 2.Hey you gotta start somewhere right? Of course the ultimate goal is to be like you- Daywalker.

1: I getting a little tired of killing you, so I’m gonna try fire for a change..


1: If he moves, fry him. 2: He moved.

1: What’s so funny bright eyes? 2: I’m expecting company.

Angel: Deac, I don’t think you understand.
Frost: What?
Angel: I mean this dude’s fucking bad. Like, he’s like, he has 20 guys around you. I was there. He’s got shit he throws at you….
Frost (mocking Angel): Yeah, the sword, throws it in the air, catches it underneath, yeah, SHUT THE FUCK UP!

B : It’s still heavy…
W : Well…you’re so big!

BLADE: Every time i take one of those, i get a
tiny peace of my life back.

Blade:there are worst things out than vampires
Karen: Like what?
Blade: Like me


But I promise you you’ll be dead by dawn.

Bye the time you watch this, your friend Whistler should be dead. If it makes you feel any better, he put up one hell of a fight.


Catch You Fuckers At A Bad Time?

cock biting bitch tosser

Come to think of it Blade, I owe you one.
Actually if you wanna get technical Blade, I owe you two.

Deacan: Blade, I hear you’ve been looking for me – I’m flattered.
Blade: It’ll pass.

Did I catch you at a bad time, comrade??

Doorguard (in russian english) : You have, an invitation, cadeau?
you know what’s next :)

for fucks sake people are our food not our allies

Fuck me no you fuck this!!

hey crispy

How do you think we fund this little operation? We’re not exactly the March of Dimes.

I hear you’ve been looking for me- I’m flattered.

I kinda liked her too- what a waste.

i would rather be a pet than cattle

I’ll tell you what we are, sister. We’re the top of the fuckin food chain.

I’m getting too old for this shit! Somebody get me a god-damned wheelchair!

I’m gonna be naughty! I’m gonna be a naughty vampire god!

Isn’t this just a little high tech? I thought vampires were more into cobwebs and coffins.

It takes your life time to acheive this

It’s the Daywalker!

Karen: So am I a prisioner here?

Whistler: Not at all, we just had to take certain precautions before we let you go.

Motherfucker are you out of your damn mind?!!!!!!

my bitch said eat shit

Ok, Vampire Anatomy 101. Crosses and running water don’t do dick, so forget about what you see in movies. You use a stake, silver or sunlight.

Pearl, you’re history. Have a good grace to die with some fucking dignity.

Pearl- the record keeper.

Smells like a vampire wiped his ass on it.

Smells like a vampire wiped it’s ass with it.

Some mothafuckas are always tring to iceskate uphill

Some mothafuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill.

some mother fucker is always trying to ice skate up hill

Some motherfucker’s always tryin’ to iceskate uphill.

Some motherfuckers are allways trying to iceskate uphill.

Some motherfuckers are always tryin’ ice skate uphill.

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill.

Some motherfuckers is always trying to iceskate uphill

Tell me Karen, do you ever have 2nd thoughts about us?

That’s a glyph,kind of like a vampire cattle brand.That means Officer Friendly here is someone’s property.Any of the other vampire’s try to bleed him,they’ll have to answer to Friendly’s owner–(studying the glyph)This glyph belongs to Deacon Frost.We’ve been tracking him for a while now– KAREN-Why would anyone in God’s name want to work for them? BLADE-Because they’re vampire wanna-bes.If they’re loyal,if they prove themselves then their masters will turn them.

the doormen are vampires, so is the valet- and the whore on the corner.

The world you live in is just a sugar-coated topping. There is another world beneath it. The real world.

The world you live in is just a sugar-coated topping. There is another world beneath it. The real world.

Then why are you sweating, Pure Blood?

There are worse things out there than vampires

There are worse things out tonight than vampires.

There are worse things out tonight than vampires….

These people are our food- not our allies.

To me your just another dead vampire.

To me your just another dead vampire….

Tonight, the age of man comes to an end.

VAMPIRE: Vampire, who said i was a vampire?
BLADE: Nobody!!!

We should be ruling the humans not making back alley treaties with them.

When was the last time you stopped to appreciate a good sunset- oh yeah that’s right. You were born a vampire.

Whistler: You gotta understand, they’re everywhere. Vampires, the Hominus nocturna.

You aim for head or heart – anything else, it’s your ass !

You already met mister crispy at the hospital, what do you think?

You have all of our strengths, none of our weaknesses.

You make it sound like I’m already dead.

You may wake up one day and find yourself extinct.

You met Mr. Crispy at the hospital. What do you think?

You think I’d let him run lose without a chaparone?!

You wanna catch the hunter? You gotta start with the prey.

you’re nothing to me but another dead vampire

You’re one of them aren’t you? No, I’m something else.

You’ve been looking all you’re life for the vampire that bit your mother. Well, here I am.

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  1. That biscuit boy is a UV lamp!! we’re gonny play a game of 20 question, dependant on how you answer you may walk out of here with a tan!!!

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