Movie Quotes from Blade 2: Quotes from the movie Blade 2

You wanna catch the hunter? You gotta start with the prey.

(In a different language) What the fuck?

.38, .45, and .9mm caliber, all with foil capsules and the tip filled with silver nitrate and garlic extract. This hyper velocity stake gun spits out a silver stake at 6,000 feet per second. Since you suckers don’t like sunlight, we’ve modified the guns entry lights with U.V. filters. Pop it open, instant U.V. light….filters on, no problem.

1) Well like my daddy always said,if you want a job done right you’ve gotta do it yourself…he also said…

2)Can you blush?

1)first time giving blood?, 2) ‘Cough, cough’ Yes, 1) umm, they pay cash here and there’s no limit on to haw many times you give, they even buy it in the jar!

1)You don’t want to go there. 2)Why? 1)Because one of us is going to kill the other before this ends. 2)It dosen’t have to be like that.We don’t have to be enemies. 1)Get real.I was useful to Damaskinos as long as the hunt was still on.Now that it’s over,all bet’s are off.2)If that’s true,then why’d you save me?

Blade: How do you feel?
Whistler: Like hammered shit.

Blade: We’ll play along for now. They’ll take us in deeper than we’ve ever been. To show us how their world really ticks.
Whistler: I’ve had enough of their world. They’re shitting bricks just because they’re no longer on the top of the damn food chain.

Blade: You’re human.
Kounen: Barely. I’m a lawyer.

Damaskinos: Who do you think God really favors in the web? The spider, or the fly?

Nomak: Is the enemy of my enemy my friend or my enemy?

Priest: Look at them. Half of these bastards. They’re not even pure bloods. I tell you what, why don’t we fucking kill everyone just to make sure.

Whistler: Better wear your sunblock, Buttercup.
Chupa: Listen, shit kicker! You’re about one cunt hair away from hillbilly heaven.
Whistler: I love it when you talk dirty.

Whistler: Yeah well some of us can’t see in the dark ya fuckin’ nipple head, what am I supposed to do?

Where’d you dig up this shit bird?

What the fuck’s your problem, poppy?

My problem is I’ve been suckin’ blood clots for two years only to wake up and find some jerk-off fuckin’ with my life’s work!!!

Hey, we jeopardized our whole operation to save your puckered old ass!!!

Our operation? Our Operation? I built this operation you ass-whipe!!!

As my daddy said, right before he killed my mom,If you want anything done right, your gonna have to do it yourself.

Better curve that dog of yours, or we’ll do it for ya.

Better get some sunscreen buttercup. Listen shitkicker, you’re about one cunt hair away from hillbilly heaven! I love it when you talk dirty!

Blade doesn’t talk about anything much.

Blade.Keep your friends close. and your Enemies closer

BLADE: Give me a hand.

SCUD: I gotta bad feelin’ about this, B. Listen to his breathin’, he already dyin’. He’s in pain. Why don’t you just put him out of his misery right now?

BLADE: They had him on stasis at a halfway house. I’m giving him an accelerated retro-virile detox. Like a heroin addict, make him go cold turkey in one night.

SCUD: Shit ain’t gonna work man. I say you kill the motherfucker right now.

BLADE: Get out!

BLADE: How do you feel?

WHISTLER: Like hammered shit!

BLADE: Later. Cut the lights.

SCUD: You found him….and you didn’t kill him.

BLADE: Oh oh, i see now. Youve been training for two years
to take me out and now i’m here. Oooooh so exciting.

BLADE: Why didn’t you tell me these things were immune to silver and garlic?

NYSSA: I didn’t know.

BLADE: Mmhmm…If you did, would you have told me?

NYSSA: I think you know the truth when you hear it.

BLADE: Mmhmm…Then why didn’t he kill you?

BLADE: Why didn’t you tell me these things were immune to silver and garlic?

NYSSA: I didn’t know.

BLADE: Mmhmm…If you knew, would you have told me?

NYSSA:I think you know the truth when you hear it.

BLADE: Mmhmm…Then why didn’t he kill you?

Blade: You clearly have no idea, who you are FUCKIN WITH!

By the way Blade, did I metion the bomb lever’s stuck?

can you blush?

come on B show her?

First use your firearms to draw them back, then toss your U.V. grenade.

Forget what you think you know. Vampires exist. My name…is Blade. I was born half human, half vampire. They call me…The Daywalker! I have all their strengths, none of their weaknesses, except for the thirst. Twenty years ago, I meant a man that changed that : Whistler. He told me how to hold the thirst at bay, taught me the rules, gave me the weapons to hunt with : silver, garlic, sunlight. Two years ago he was attacked. They took him, and turned him into the thing I hate most. I should have finished him off, now I’m hunting him. I will find him….and nothing will stand in my way.

Fuck! It’s not silver, but it still hurts like hell!

Have some daylight motherfucker!

I don’t know, maybe I fucked up. Maybe you were right…(U.V. grenade detonates)…Alright. Papa’s gotta brand new bag!

I have all there strenghts, and none of their weaknesses. Except for the thirst. They call me the Daywalker.

I made peace with what I am a long time ago.

I’ll leave you two lovebirds some time to yourselves

I’ve had enough of their world! They’re just shittin’ bricks ’cause they’re no longer the top of the food chain.

If that was your Blood Pack’s Sunday punch, we’re in trouble.

If there’s anything left of you in there, Whistler, listen up. I the morning, those blinds are going to open, whether your cured…or not.

Is the enemy of my enemy my friend, or my enemy?

Lock up your daughters, boys and girls, the Dark Knight returns!

Look at them, half of these bastards aren’t even purebloods. I’ll tell you what, why don’t we just fuckin’ kill everyone, just to make sure.

Nomak’s different. He’s the carrier. It all started with him. It’ll end with him.

NOMAK: its strange, it hurts, ithurts no more

Now you got an explosive device attached to the back of your head!

NYSSA: You’re not coming?

SCUD: No, I’m a lover, not a fighter.

Oh Yeah? How little? We lost a man; Priest. Want me to carve his fuckin’ name on your chest?

Oh, I get it, I see now. You’ve been training for two years to take me out, and now, here I am. Oooooooo! So Exciting!

Old Man. Look at what they’ve done to you.

one ive known you were trator since the bigining and two the bombs not a dod

Ran into a little Reaper action myself.

RIENHARDT: God it’d be so easy…(points laser sight at Blade’s chest)

CHUPA: He’s got you…(Blade’s laser sight is pointing at Reinhardt’s chest. Rienhardt looks down, Chupa laughs. Blade smiles and Rienhardt mouths ‘Fuck You’)

RIENHARDT: Hey Hillbilly!

WHISTLER: What the fuck you doin’?

CHUPA: Ain’t nobody hear but you and us, Butter…cup! We lose a partner, and Blade loses one!

SCUD: I was backpackin’. Met these two chicks. Decided to take ’em back to my, uh, tent for a little ‘Three’s Company’ action. (shows Whistler his scarred stomach)


SCUD: Next thing I know, Janet and Chrissy start tearing chunks outta my stomach. Blade shows up, saves my ass, and everything else just sorta fell into place.

SCUD: So B-Man, what’d you think?

BLADE: Sounds like a plan.

WHISTLER: What’d you really think?

BLADE: They’re gonna fuck us the first chance they get.


Take me to him, and I’ll consider you a loose end.

The Daywalker’s here!! Stop him!!

They tortured me almost to death, and then let me heal in a vat of blood, so they could go at it again. Sorry sons of bitches could’ve at least fixed my goddamned leg while they were at it.

They want us to spray on some suck puppies nut juice?

This we got for the grand finale. I hotwired a couple of these babies to a nitro pack. Just be real careful when you pop you load, alright?

U.V.’s have a ten second delay. Nyssa, just remember to take cover.

Wait, you will Survive this, only to tell B about this ring, about the truth, the truth old man!

Walkin’ on sunshine, toke boy.

Wanna hear somethin’ funny? Blade kinda looks at you like a, uh, father figure.

Wanna little toke in the smoking chair, B?

We gotta move! We gotta lot a company!

we lost a man, priest, you want me to carve his fucking name on your chest

We need the same thing Blade.

We’ve got half an hour ’til sunrise, Cinderella.

Whistler….Wait! You will survive this, only to tell Blade about this ring.

WHISTLER: How’d you find me?

BLADE: Started out in Moscow, then Romania, they kept movin’ you around.

WHISTLER: How long was I gone? Months?

BLADE: Too long.


WHISTLER: Looks to me like your gettin’ confused as to which side of the line your standin’ on.

BLADE: Well those a real hollow words coming from a man who just spent two years running with the enemy.

WHISTLER: And what the hell’s that supposed to mean?

Whistler: Never underestimate the power of pussy. One hair off that thing can pull a freight train 3 miles up an incline.
Reinhart and Chuppa laugh in the background while Rein says You got that right
Snowman points to himself as if saying me?

WHISTLER: What’re you lookin for?

SCUD: Phosphor Rods. If I can push out the light source, maybe I can make some sort of U.V. flashbang grenade or something.

WHISTLER: It’s been tried already.

SCUD: Yeah, but you didn’t have the Scudster workin’ on it then, now did ya?

WHISTLER: You’d better get you some sunscreen, Buttercup.

CHUPA: Listen, Shitkicker, you’re about one cunt hair away from hillbilly heaven.

WHISTLER: I love it when you talk dirty.

Whistler:Never underestimate the power of the pussy. One hair off that thing can drag a freight train up a three mile grade

Reinhart: Amen Brother!

Y’know Whistler, there’s an old saying: Keep your friends close, keep your enemies closer. You might wanna remember that.

Yo B, check this out. It’s got a pneumatic syringe delivery system. The viles are filled with an anti-coagulant called EDTA. One punch with this, you’ll blow your target up like a balloon. The cartridge ejects, automatic reload.

You do not know who you are fucking with!

you know scud…like stud

You obviously do not know who you are fucking with!

You obviously have no idea who you’re fucking with.

You obviously…do not…know who you are FUCKING WITH!!!

You tryin’ to stink me to death old man?

You wanna bite of me? Well come on! Come on motherfucker!

You want me so bad Blade? Here I am.

Your not one of them, your human?
Barely, im a lawyer

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