Movie Quotes from Big Trouble in Little China: Quotes from the movie Big Trouble in Little China
Lords of Death. Street gang. Punks from Chinatown.
‘Chinese girls don’t come with green eyes.’
(egg)It will come out no more!(jack) What egg? What won’t come out no more?!
(Jack) Hollow? (wang) Hollow. (jack) fuck it!
(Jack) Listen, I’m gonna report an incodent and I don’t wanna here ‘act of God’
(Jack) We really shook the pillars of Heaven didn’t we Wang? (Wang) No horse shit Jack… (Jack) No horse shit…
(jack) Well, ol’ Jack Burton always says…(main henchman) Who?
(jack) Jack Burton……………. Me!!!
(jack) What is this? Paper? Fuck it!
(Jack) What’s that say? (wang) Sui sum ni yo ‘hell of boiling oil’ (Jack) You’re kidding?! (Wang) Yeah I am! It says ‘keep out’
(jack) When some guy walks in and smacks the back of your favorite head up against a bathroom wall and asks if you have paid your du’s, you just remember what old jack burton says at a time like this. Have you paid your du’s, yes sir the cheque is in the mail.
(jack) You know what I’d really like is a girl with green eyes.(madam) Chinese girls don’t come with green eyes.
(jack)What more could a guy ask for (egg) a six demon bag (jack) A six demon bag, fantastic
– We really shook the pillars of heaven didnt we Wang…. – No Horseshit, Jack…….. – No Horseshit……
–And go off and rule the universe from beyond the grave…
–Or check into a psycho ward, which ever comes first, huh?
–I don’t get it.
–Ah! Mr. Burton, you were not put on this earth to get it!
–What does that say?
–Hell of Boiling Oil.
–Yeah, I am. It says Keep Out.
–What the hell is Gracie Law doing here?
–She can’t get enough of me.
–Hah! He wishes.
1) Anybody who showed up was going to join Lim Lee in the Hell of Being Cut to Pieces.
2) Hell of what?
1) Chinese have a lot of hells.
1) Can I ask you a serious question? 2) Absolutely not 3) Can you at least consider… 4) Sure, but not anyone in your condition 5) Let’s talk about my condition, just what’s wrong with it? 6) You should try standing where I am….it’s Miller time!
1) Great. Walls are probably three feet thick, welded shut from the outside, and covered with brick by now!
2) Don’t give up, Jack!
3) OK, I won’t, Wang! Let’s just CHEW our way out of here.
1) He owns the whole block, he’s a very rich man 2) Rich? This place is a dump, Wang.
1) The American girl back at the airport knew something was going on 2) Stay away from her, she’s nuts too- she’s a lawyer! 3) A what?!
1) What is that stuff? 2) Black blood of the earth. 1) You mean oil? 2) No, I mean black blood of the earth!
1) what’s in the flask, magic potion? 2)yeah 1) good thought so, what do we do, drink it? 2) yeah 1) thought so, good
1) Whoa…who’s that? 2) She’s got green eyes, Jack. You know how rare that is? 3) How can you tell from here? 4) Not her! She’s trouble…I mean Mao Jin…green eyes like creamy jade 5) Trouble, huh…?
1) Will that be cash or charge? 2) Cash I guess, it’s not like it’s tax deductable.
1) You see this, Jack? You thought there was just going to let us walk in and out like the wind? 2) Yeah, I thought that was your whole point!
1) You should try standing down wind of you. 2) What?! 1) It’s Miller time.
1)aren’t you even going to kiss her goodbye. 2) nope
1)What’s that say? 2)Shang sho shai: the hell of the burning oil. 1)Really? 2)No, you’re right, it says keep out.
1)will really shook the pillars of heaven, huh wang. 2) no bullshit, jack.
1. I’d go with you but…2. I know there’s something wrong with your face.
1/ Can see things no one else can see. Do things no one else can do.
2/ Real things?
1/ As real as Lo Pan!
2/ Hey, what more can a guy ask for?
1/ Oh, a six-demon bag!
2/ Terrific, a six-demon bag…. Sensational…. What’s in it, Egg?
1/ Wind, fire, all that kind of thing!
1/ God, aren’t you even gunna kiss her??
3/ See ya ’round, Burton
2/ …Never can tell
1/ Hello!!!! Hello!!!!
2/ How’d ya get up there???
1/ Wasn’t easy
1/ Fuck it!
1/ Is this gunna get ugly now??…huh? I hope not… because I thought what we were, racial differences not withstanding, were just a couple of old friends, ya’know just both of us Californians?
1/ Aww shit Wang, it’s only a game!
1/ Nothing or double, Jack… that THIS knife cuts THIS bottle in half
2/ Bullshit, Wang!
1/ Nothing or double, Jack
2/ I’m holding thirteen hundred and seventy three bucks here, Wang
1/ Yeah,…. of MY money…… Nothing or double, Jack?
2/ Alright, Wang…. but not THAT bottle…. *THIS* bottle
2/ You are out of your mindddddd, Wanggggg…. God bless ya!!!haha!!
1/ There’s one thing even David LoPan must acknowledge… all movement in the universe is cause by tension between positive and negative furies
2/ And when the furies are out of balance….
1/ As they are with LoPan, who is cursed…
2/ Then the people turn into demon and live forever…
1/ An evil only existing to plague the living
3/ Then I mean… what you you’re saying is that David Lo Pan… what is he … a ghost??
2/ Plays at being a man… a creature of vast dark destructive power
1/ This is gunna take cracker-jack timing, Wang
2/ Ready, Jack??
1/ I was *born* ready!
1/ We really shook the pillars of heaven, didn’t we, Wang?
2/ No shit, Jack
1/ No shit!
1/ You’re David LoPan??… ahhhh I don’t get it … nahhhh LoPan is like….
2/ ….is like nothing you have ever experienced in a lifetime as short as yours, Mr Burton
3/ As I always say, it never hurts to ask…. like *where’s the hell’s my truck*??
1/ A brave man likes to feel nature on his face, Jack
2/ And a wise man has enough sense to get in out of the rain
1/ China is here, Mr Burton
2/ What does that mean? Huh? *China is here.* I don’t even know what the hell that means!
1/ Don’t look, Jack!!!
2/ I already did!
4/ I won’t!
1/ Goat butts against the edge and his horns become entangled……
2/ I don’t think I’ve had the pleasure…..
2/ *Jack*, what??? I’m supposed to guy this shit??? 2000 years and you haven’t found a girl to fit the bill, … c’mon Dave, you must be doing something seriously wrong!!!
1/ You know what ol’ Jack Burton says at a time like this??
1/ Jack Burton…. me!
1/_ [walls] two thee feet thick, I’ll bet. Probably welded shut from the outside and covered with brick by now
2/_Don’t give up, Jack!
1/_OK, I won’t, Wang, let’s just chew our way outta here!
1/_All I know is this *Lo Pan* character comes out of thin air in the middle of a God-damn alley, while his buddies are flying around on wires, cuttin’ everybody to shreds and he just stands there waitin’ for me to drive my truck straight through him with light coming out of his mouth!!!
3/_When did this happen??!
2/_It didn’t, Uncle Chu, not like he says..
1/_Yeah it did, Uncle Chu, two hours ago. Tall guy, weird clothes, first you see him then you don’t
1/_Call the police, Jack, you’re not a one-man army
2/_Cops got better things to do than get killed
1/_Jack Burton, huh? the guy you always told me about… so that was YOUR abandoned truck?
2/_*Abandoned* like hell!
1/_Lo Pan has plans for us, if he didn’t we’d be dead door-nails right now
2/_Lo Pan?? Which Lo Pan?? The little old basket case on wheels or the ten foot tall road-block??!
1/_They’re one and the same
2/_You know something you’re not telling me, Wang
1/_Myths and Legends: I don’t wanna insult you
2/_Nah nah, go ahead, insult me!
1/_It’s about all sorts of scary things, it’s about an ancient army of the dead. The Spirit City and monkey sacrifices. The First Sovereign Emperor of China, that mad monarch who federated our seven warring states, defeated Lo Pan and imposed upon him that horrible curse of *no flesh* in 272 B.C. A lot of Chinese kids hear these things when we’re kids, then when we grow up, we pretend not to believe them.
2/_No horse shit, Wang?
1/_No horse shit, Jack… I don’t blame you, I’m Chinese and I don’t even wanna believe it… but it’s real. Sorcery! Chinese black magic
1/_Lords of Death controlled by the Wing Kong, jack. Lords of Death are just errand boys for ther Wing Kong
2/_Great, who wiped out all those yellow turbans up there, I mean those guys were winning!
1/_There can’t be many Chinese girls running around with green eyes these days
2/_There are not, never were
1/_So beggers can’t be choosers
1/_We made it!
2/_Allright, where’s my truck, I’m outta here
1/_Isn’t your truck insured?
2/_Of course it is, that’s not the point….
1/_Then a smart man gets it later
2/_A smart man calls the cops
1/_Cops have got better things to do than get killed
2/_Oh yeah??!! So have I!!!
1: And then go off to rule the world from beyond the grave. 2: Indeed!! 1: Or check into a psychoward, whicever happens first, eh?
1: I’d go with you but…
2: I know, there’s a problem with your face.
1: What is that stuff?
2: It is black blood of earth.
1: You mean oil?
2: No, I mean black blood of earth
2000 years and he can’t find one broad to fit the bill? C’mon Dave you must be doin’ somethin’ seriously wrong!
Eddie: And it’s gonna cost. She’s got green eyes.
Gracie: Oh no, seriously? Oh, that’s an extra to these people. It’s like leather bucket seats, it’s double the price.
Gracie: I’d go with you but..
Jack: I know, there’s a problem with your face.
Jack: ..and go off and rule the universe from beyond the grave..
Lo Pan: Indeed
Jack: .. or check into a psycho ward, which ever comes first huh?
Jack: I don’t get this at all. I thought Lo Pan..
Lo Pan: Shut up Mr Burton! You were not brought upon this world to get it!
Jack: Like I told my last wife, I said, Honey, I never drive faster than I can see, and besides.. it’s all in the reflexes.
Jack: Ok, you people! Sit tight, hold the fort and keep the home fires burning. And if we’re not back by dawn.. call the president.
Jack: Son of a bitch must pay!
Jack: Which Lo Pan? The little old basket case on wheels or the ten foot tall roadblock?
Jack: Would you just stop rubbing your body up against mine, because I can’t concentrate when you do that.
Yea, I know what ya mean, my wife got it for me for christmas
A: Is her father a holy man? I must know!
B: You gotta tongue Dave, ask her yourself.
Ah shit, Wang, it’s only a game.
ahhhh come on…. (honk honk honk) what the hell!!!!
All I know is that this Lo Pan character comes out of thin air in the middle of a goddamn alley while his buddies are flying around on wires cutting everybody to shreds while he just STANDS there waiting for me to drive my truck straight through him with LIGHT coming out of his mouth!
Any of ’em savvy English??
But I do know it’s a pretty amazing planet we live on.
China is here? what does that mean, I dont even know what the hell that means!
Chinese people have a lot of hells
Don’t! Lords of Hell, punks from Chinatown…this isn’t good, what are they doing here?!
Evening, M’aam…’Henry Swanson’ is my name and excitement is my game!
Everybody relax, I’m here.
Eyes of creamy jade
Finally we shall bring order out of chaos
Find them…and then boil their bodies until their flesh comes off…YA’ HEARD ME!
Goodbye Mr Burton!
Heaven & earth, boys. What can I tell ya???
Hey you….come here and fight like a man…
Hey, I’m a reasonable guy. But I’ve just experienced some very unreasonable things.
How do you do ma’am, Henry Swanson’s my name and excitement’s my game.
I can halp you.
I can see things no one else can see…. Why are you dressed like that?
I feel good, and I’m not scared at all. I just feel kind of… kind of invincible… Is it getting hot in here, or is it just me?
I was born ready
I’ll send you to the hell were people are skinned alive! It’s as simple as that understand!
If we’re not back by dawn, call the president.
In 100 years you couldn’t find a girl to fit the bill, come on Pan, you must be doing something wrong.
It sure is rainin cats and dogs out there
It’s all in the Reflexes
Its hollow! Fuck it.
J: Hey, Wang! These Sing Dings…
J:They got enemies?
W: The Chang Sing.
J: That wear yellow turbans?
W: Holy shit, Jack! These guys are animals!
Jack Burton: We realy shook the pillars of heaven, didn’t we Wang?
Wang: No bullshit Jack.
Jack: So you can go of and rule the universe from beyond the grave. Lo Pan: INDEED! Jack: Or check into a psycho ward, whatever comes first.
Jack: Hey Wang, these Sing Dings… Wang: Chang Sing. Jack: They got enemies? Wang: Wing Kong. Jack: That wear red turbans? Wang: Holy shit, Jack! These guys are animals!
Just remember what ol’ Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big old storm right in the eye and says, Give me your best shot. I can take it.
Learn how to play some fan-tan here, buddy boy!
Lets see you try that again, Dont make me kill you tough guy!!
lightning storms, people flying, that wasn’t real, I want to talk to the cops! I want my truck back!
Like I told my first wife…honey i never drive faster than i can see,…besides, it’s all in the reflexes
Look, I’m a reasonable guy but I’ve just experienced some pretty unreasonable things.
margo:My god, aren’t you going to even kiss her goodbye? Jack: Nope.
Masta! Your fresh!
May the wings of liberty never lose a feather!
May the wings of liberty never lose a feather.
Money and time are important to a guy like me.
Nothin’ or double, Jack.
Now I’m not saying that I’ve been everywhere and I’ve done everything, but I do know it’s a pretty amazing planet we live on, and a man would have to be some kind of FOOL to think we’re alone in THIS universe.
Ok, you people! Sit tight, hold the fort and keep the home fires burning. And if we’re not back by dawn… call the president.
Okay, but if I’m going to be your attorney, there are a few things that I have to know that still don’t make any sense to me.
Okay…that’s it! Keep your money, I’m going home.
Only a dream can kill a dream
Pray your cards right, you live to talk about it.
See? That was nothing! That’s how it always begins…very small.
Sharpen their knives huh
Shit Wang, its only a game
Six Demon Bag!
son of a bitch must pay
Son of a bitch must pay!
Stay here, hold down the fort and keep the homefires burning. If we’re not back by dawn (wink) call the President.
Stay here, lock the doors, and keep the home fires burning. If we’re not back by dawn, call the president.
Tall guy, weird cloths. First you see him, then you don’t.
That’s why the bottle didn’t slice, my mind and my spirit have gone north and south!
The evil dream will die
They have survived the burning flame. I will marry both girls. Prepare them!
This is going to take crackerjack timing.
This is gonna take cracker-jack timing wang.
This is Jack Burton in the Pork Chop Express and I’m talking to whoever is listening out there……like I told my last wife… I said Honey I never drive faster than I can see and besides that it’s all in the reflexes……You just listen to the old Pork Chop Express and take his advice on a dark & stormy night alright…… when some wild eyed nine foot tall maniac smacks the back of your favorite head up against a bar-room wall and asks if you have paid your dues,you just stare that big sucker back in the eye & you just remember what old Jack Burton says at a time like this…… Have you paid your dues Jack??? Yes sir the cheque is in the mail…….. Now ya see I’m not sayin that I’ve been everywhere & I’ve done everything but I do know it’s a pretty amazing planet we live on here and a man would have to be some kind of fool to think we’re all alone in THIS universe…..
This is Jack Burton in the Pork Chop Express and I’m talking to whoever is listening out there……like I told my last wife… I said Honey I never drive faster than I can see and besides that its all in the reflexes……You just listen to the old Pork Chop Express and take his advice on a dark & stormy night alright…… When some wild eyed nine foot maniac smacks the back of your favorite head up against a barroom wall and asks if you have paid your dues,you just stare that big sucker back in the eye you just remember what old Jack Burton says at a time like this. Have you paid your dues Jack??? Yes sir the cheque is in the mail…….. Now ya see I’m not sayin that I’ve been everywhere & I’ve done everything but I do know it’s a pretty amazing planet we live on here and a man would have to be some kind of fool to think we’re all alone in THIS universe
This is Jack Burton in the Pork Chop Express, and I’m talking to whoever’s out there.
This Lo-Pan character I ran….THROUGH…!
Thunder: Oh Master, you are fresh!
To appease my Tsing tai I must find a girl with green eyes and then I must marry her . . .- NEVER! – . . .and my curse will be lifted. – And you’ll go on to rule the world from beyond the grave . . . – INDEED! – or check into a psycho ward whichever comes first eh? – Jack!!!! – Jack what?!!!I’m supposed to buy this shit???!!! Two thousand years and you havent found a girl to fit the bill???!!!… cmon Dave, you must be doing something seriously wrong!!!
Wang: First time you kill somebody Jack? Jack: COURSE NOT!
What does that mean, huh? China is here?? I don’t even know what the hell that means.
What does this mean…two girls with green eyes?!
What huh? What’ll come out no more???!!!
What I really want is a girl with green eyes?
Chinese girls don’t come with green eyes?
what the hell is gracy law doin here?
What the hell is Tracy Law doing here?
Where are we? 2) YOU ARE NOWHERE!
which Lopan? Little old basket-case on wheels, or ten foot tall road block.
Who are these people, friends of yours,eh? Well this really pisses me off to no end.
Would you just stop rubbing your body up against mine, because I can’t concentrate when you do that.
You just listen to the ol’ Pork Chop Express here and take his advice on a dark and stormy night when the lightnin’ crashin’ and the thunders rollin’ and the rains coming down in sheets thick as lead…. just remember what ol’ Jack Burton does when the poison arrows fall from the sky and the pillars of heaven shake…. yeah ol’ Jack Burton just looks that big ol’ storm square in the eye and says gimme your best shot pal, I can take it!
You know what Jack Burton always says… what the hell?
You leave Jack Burton alone!!! We are in his debt!! He showed great courage!
You seem to know the difficulties of men and women, how seldom it works out. Yet we all keep trying like fools huhuhuh.
You were not brought upon this world to get it!
[first lines]____1/_What I’d like to do today is get your version of what happened
2/_Oh, you mean the truth?
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