(Melish)I was in the Black Studies program. By now I could’ve been black!
(Melish)You busy tonight? (Secretary)I’m having some friends over. We’re going to show some pornographic movies. (Melish)You need an usher?
(Rebel leader)Why are you such a sniveling dog? (Melish)That depends on what you mean by ‘such’? I’m a good-sized sniveling dog!
–You’re immature, Feilding. –How am I immature? –Well, emotionally, sexually, and intellectually. –Yeah…but what other ways?
1) What’s the chief export of San Marcos? 2) Dysentery
1) What’s the chief export of San Marcos? 2) Dysentery.
Howard Cosell as El Presidente lay lying of a gunshot wound:El Presidente, when did you know it was over?
I could open a can of ribs.
I move for a mistrial! This is discrimination! Do you realize there’s not a single homosexual on the jury?
Yes there is.
Really, which one? Is it the big guy on the end?
I object, your honor! This trial is a travesty. It’s a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of a travesty of two mockeries of a sham!
I object, your honor! This trial is a travesty. It’s a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of a travesty of two mockeries of a sham.
I once stole a pornographic book that was printed in braille. I used to rub the dirty parts
Jesus, life is so cruel!
Let me be vice president. That’s a real idiot’s job.
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