What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole… wheel of cheese? How’d you do that? Heck, I’m not even mad; that’s amazing! How ’bout we get you in your p.j.’s and we hit the hay.
‘skyy rockets in sight…boooowup…afternoon delight’ …Ron:this song is about making love in the day time!
(Brick):I Ate Some Fiberglass Insilation, It Wasn’t Cotten Candy Like That Guy Said…My Stomache’s Itchy.
(croningstone):Well You Have Bad Hair!(Ron):What Did You Say?(Corningstone(:I Said, Your Hair-Looks-STUPID!(Ron):Ahhhhh…!!!!
(Ferrell) In German…it means a San Diego whale’s vagina….
(Ferrell)You dirt bags have been in 3rd place for the last 5 years.
(Wilson)Yeah, well your gonna be in… dead place.
(Ron to Veronica) Im going to punch you in your ovaries
(Ron):Hot Pot Of Coffee!
(singing) Baxter you are my little gentleman! my little gentalman!!
-OH ME CORAZON ES EN FUEGO! BUENO RAMONE, BUENO BUENO!
-Stop, don’t do that, I CAN’T UNDERSTAND YOU!
1) Ron are you paying attention? 2) No 1) well you should be this is important!
1. I stabbed a man in the heart. 2. I saw that. Brick killed a guy.
60% of the time, it works everytime.
A) Its called Sex Panther and 60 percent of the time it works…everytime B) That doesn’t make any sense although it smells quite pungent.
A) thats my chopper you just thrashed brosef! b) easy compadre, im your friend out here! a) i want you to fix my chopper before i stomp ur goofy ass! b) if you wanna throw down visticus, fine. i got Jack Johnson and tom O’leary right here!
A) Where are you? B)Im in a glass box of emotions!!!
A.) Im Ron Burgundy?
B.) Damn it! Who put a question mark on the Teleprompter!?
Agree to Disagree
Ah, San Diego….Mmmmmmmmm, drink it in, it always goes down smooth!
Ahh, what a beautiful view.
Yes, San Diego. You know they’ve done studies, and it truely is the greatest city in the world. Discovered by the Germans, in 1904, they named it SAN DIEGO, which of coarse in German means A WHALE’S VAGINA. No, I made that all up, I was just trying to impress you. The truth is, I don’t think anyone relly knows what it means anymore, Scholars claim they still safeguard the name, but they don’t know.
Doesn’t it mean Saint Diego?
No.
No, that actually is what it means.
All in response to the sex panther cologne:
That smells like pure gasoline.
It smells like big foot’s dick!
It smells like a turd covered in burnt hair!
And you’re going to deprive these people from the news becuase i have breasts, exquisit breasts
Bartender: Times are changing man. Women can do things now and you’ve gotta get used to it.
Ron: I’m sorry did you say something? I don’t speak Spanish.
Baxter is that you? Bark twice if you’re in Milwakee.
Baxter you know I dont speak Spanish
BRIAN FANTANA: They call me the Bri-man, I’m the sylish one of the group. Now, I know what you’re thinkin’ and the answer is yes, I have a nickname for my penis. I call it the octagon. I also nickname my testies. The left one is James Westfall and the right one is Dr. Kennith Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right and you just might get to meet the whole gang.
CHAMP: Champ here, you might recognize me because I’ve become kind of famous for my signature catchphrase WHAMMY! As in Gene Tennis at the plate…. WHAMMY! WHAMMY!. hehehe
BRICK (scooping mayo into a toaster): Hi, I’m Brick. People like me because I’m polite, I’m rarley late, and have a great smile. I enjoy a nice pair of slacks and I really like Ice Cream. Years later, a doctor would tell me I have an I.Q. of 48, and are what some people would call mentally retarded.
Brian I’m going to be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline
Brick killed a guy
Brick [riding bear]: Look! I’m riding a big furry tractor!
Brick, did you kill a man? BRICK: Yeah, and a horse and I stabbed a man in the chest. RON: Yea, I saw that. Brick I’ve been meaning to talk to you about that. You might want to find a close friend or relative fro a few days and lay low for a couple of days, because you’re probably wanted for murder.
Brick, where’d you get a handgrenade? BRICK: I don’t know.
Brick: he said hiny! (giggle)
Ron: Brick!! get over here!!
submitted by hollyanne…so was the fiberglass installation one
Brick: I ate a lava lamp once. It wasn’t actually lava.
Brick: I ate insulation it wasn’t cotton candy. my stomach hurts
Brick: I heard somewhere that their periods attract bears, the bears smell the menstration!
Brick: I love carpet. I love desk. I love lamp.
Ron: Brick are you just looking at things and saying you love them?
Brick: I love lamp. I love lamp.
Brick: Where did you get those clothers? From the toilet store?
Brick: Yeah,and I stabbed a man in the heart.
Ron: Yeah, I saw that, Brick killed a guy.
Brick:I love carpet.
By the beard of zeus!
By Thor’s Hammer!
CAAAANNNNONNNN BAAALLLLL!!!
Champ I think I ate your chocolate squirrel.
champ- I like to have enjoy myself sometimes.. get a couple cocktails in me.. start a fire in someones kitchen… go to seaworld take my pants off.
Champ–We need you. Hell, I need you. I’m a mess without ya. I miss you so damn much. I miss being with you. I miss being near you! I miss your laugh! I miss – I miss your scent. I miss your musk. When this all gets sorted out, I think you and me should get an apartment together
champ:It’s anchorMAN, NOT anchorLADY! Brick: LOUD NOISES Brick: LOUD NOISES!!
come again? you know i don’t speak spanish. in english please.
Come get a taste!
Come on guys, it’s me, papa Burgundy, as far as I’m concerned Cornigstone’s fair game.
Como Estan Bitches, Spanish language news is here, today’s top story the sewers run red with Burgndy’s blood
Como estan bitches…Spanish News crew is here
Como Estan Bitches?
COMO ESTAN BITCHES??
Como estan, bitches?
Do you want to come to a pants party?…Excuse me?…Do you want to come to a pants party?…Did they tell you to say that because I think they wanted you to say Would you like to come to a party in my pants….Well do you?
EWWW. THAT SMELLS LIKE BIG FOOTS DICK!
fdgdfgafd
FUCK!!!!!!!
GO BACK TO WHORE ISLAND
go back to whore Island..
GO FUCK YOURSELF SAN DIEGO
Go fuck yourself San Diego.
God that escalated quickly, I mean that really got out of hand fast, didn’t it? Yeah and Brick killed a guy.
GREAT ODENS RAVEN!
HAHAHA you said heiny!!!!
HAYOOOOOO
Hello this is your doctor, I have your pregnancy report back, and guess what? You’re knocked up.
HELLO WEST MANTOOTH
Hey Brick, where’d you get a hand grenade? I don’t know.
Hey everybody come see how good I look!
Hey everybody! Come see how good I look!
Hey everybody, come see how good I look.
hey everyone, come see how good i look!
hey your making me look stupid get out here pandajerk
Hey, Where did you get those clothes at the toilet… store?
Hey, where did you get your clothes… the toilet store.
Hi, I’m Brian, the classy one, and I know the question that’s on everyone’s mind, and the answer is yes, I do have a nickname for my penis. I call it the octagon. I also have a nick-name for my testies I call the left one Chad Merrywheather, and the right one Dr. Kenneth Noiswater. You ladies play your cards right, and you just might get to meet the whole gang.
HOT POT OF COFFEE!
How now brown cow
huh? you pooped in the refridgerator and you ate the whole wheel of cheese? how’d you do that? actually im not even mad.. that’s amazing.
I am going to take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth out for a nice seafood dinner. Then I am never going to call her again.
I AM HUUUUUUUUUUUNGGGGGGGG OOOVAAAAAAAAAH
I ate a big red candle
I ate a big red candle!
i ate insulation once, it didnt taste like cotton candy like the man said, in fact my stomach still itches
I don’t know how to put this…I’m kind of a big deal around here…People know me….
I don’t know how to say this, I want to be on you.
I don’t know how to tell you this, but I’m kind of a big deal. People know me. I have several leather bound books. And my apartment spells like rich mahogony. I’m friends with Merle Olsen. He comes over on occasion.
I don’t know i fyou know this, but I’m kind of a big deal. People know me. I have many leatherbound books…and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.
I drank a lava lamp once. It wasn’t actually lava. I ate a lot of fiberglass insulation…it wasn’t cotton candy like that guy said…my stomach itches!
I Drank A Lava Lamp, It Wasn’t Lava.
I drank a lava lamp. It wasn’t lava.
I have many leather bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany
I killed a man with a trident.
I look good. I look REALLY good. HEY EVERYONE! COME SEE HOW GOOD I LOOK!!
I love carpit….I love desk…I love lamp Ron: do you really love the lamp or are you just looking at it and saying it? I love lamp I LOVE LAMP
I love lamp
I love lamp.
I love scotch (singing) I love Scotch, scotchy scotch scotch, here its goes, down into my belly…
I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch.
i love…..carpet……i love…..desk
brick, are you just looking at things in the room and saying you love them?
i love…lamp! i love lamp!
I make fart noises with my mouth
I pooped a hammer
I pooped a hammer!
I pooped a hammer.
I stabbed a guy in the heart with a triton.
I stabbed him in the heart
I think you have a dirty whorish mouth.
I THOUGHT YOU WERE MAKING A JOKE, I even wrote it in my diary… Veronica made a very funny joke last night!
I want to be on you?
I want to bo on you. no wait…i want to be on you.
I want to say something. I’m going to throw it out there. If you like it, you can run with it, or you can throw it right back. I want to be on you.
I will NOT eat cat poop!
i will smash ur face into a car winshield then take ur mother dorothy mantooth out for a nice seafood dinner AND NEVER CALLLLL HER AGAIN
I will smash your face into a car windshield, then i’ll take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out to a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.
I wish you werent such a liar
I woke up this morning and I shit a squirel
I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party
I’ll punch you in the overy
i’ll punch your ovary!
I’m all about having fun, maybe go to Seaworld and take my pants off
I’m Brick Tamland. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I enjoy ice cream and a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me I have an I.Q. of 48 and that I am considered mentally retarded
i’m going to be honest with you brian, that smells like pure gasoline
I’m going to punch you in the ovary, right in the babymaker.
i’m going to shoot you in the back of the head with a BB gun when your not looking
I’m gonna punch you in the ovary… right in the baby maker.
I’m gonna punch you in the ovary………..straight shot to the baby maker!!!
I’m gonna shoot you with a BB gun when you’re not looking. Yep, back of the head.
I’m gonna throw something your way..and you can either take it, or throw it right back at me.. i wanna be on yo
I’m good at 3 things: fighting, screwing and reading the news. Now i’ve already done one of those today so what’s the other one gonna be?
I’m in a glass case of emotion
I’m proud of you guys. You kept your head on a swivle and that’s what you gotta do when you find yourself in a vicious cock fight.
i’m riding a fury tractor
I’m Ron Burgundy???
I’m sorry its the pleats, its an optical illusion of the crotch region, actually im bringing them back, right now actually
I’m sorry to break this to you, but I’m kind of a big deal around here. Lets just say people know me… i have many leather bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogony.
I’m storming my castle on your steam my lady
Ian, would you like to come to a party in my pants?
If you like it, you can take it, if you don’t, send it right back.
If you were a man, i’d punch you, i’d punch you right in the mouth!
ill punch you in the ovories, right in the baby-maker
Im 72% sure im in love with you
Im going to shoot you with a B.B. gun, while your not looking…in the back of the head.
im kind of a big deal. . people know me. . i have many leather bound books and my apartment. . smells of rich mahogony
Im kind of a biog deal…people know me…My appartment reeks of rich mohagany
Im Ron Burgundy?
im sorry, all i heard was blah blah blah im a dirty whore
In other words, Ron Burgundy was the balls.
In this time there exsisted one man, who was more man than most. He had a voice that could make a wolverine purr, and suites so fine, they made Sinatra look like a hobo.
Is that you Baxter? Bark twice if you’re in Milwaukee.
it smell a used dipare wrapped in indan food it smells a turd covered in burnt hair smells like big foots d***
It smell like a turd covered in burnt hair!
It smells like a burnt turd covered in hair.
it smells like a used diper full of indian food
It smells like Big Foot’s dick.
It smells like bigfoots dick
It’s SO HOT!!!! Milk was a bad choice!!
It’s so hot, Milk was a bad choice.
It’s terrible, she’s beautiful and her hair smells like cinnamon!
Its 38 degrees in the middle east
Its so hot… Milk was a bad choice.
Its so hot…. milk was a bad choice.
Jazz flute is for little fairy boys!
Jazz flute is for little fairy boys.
jk
Just doing my workout, Tuesdays arms and back
Knights of Columbus, that hurt!
Ladies and gentlemen can i please have your attention ive just been haneded an urgent and horrifying news story…i need all of u to stop what your doing and listen….CANNONBALL!!!!!
Lanolin? LAN-O-LIN Unique New York Unique New York
last time i look in a dictionary my name’s ron burgundy….what’s your name? Champ kind, Brian fantana, Brian Fantana…no you’re Brick..i’m Brian..(veronica.
let me go over the ground no touching the hair or face and thats it
Look Im riding a fuzzy tractor.
LOUD NOISES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOUD NOISES!
LOUD NOISES!….I DON’T WHAT WE’RE YELLING ABOUT!
most of you retards are completely inaccurate
My, dont you look nice today? Maybe don’t wear a bra next time. No not you, her, I don’t know who you are.
No, I wasn’t talking to you, I don’t even know your name, it’s what? Lan -o, Lan-o-lin? Like sheep’s wool?
NOW I COULD BE WRONG, BUT I BELIEVE DIVERSITY IS AN OLD, OLD WOODEN SHIP THAT WAS USED IN THE CIVIL WAR ERA.
Oh Baxter, You Are My Little Gentleman. I’ll Take You To Foggy London Town, Because You Are What? My Little Gentleman.
Oh by the knights of Columbus that hurts!
Oh great oden’s raven I said that?
Ohh sweet Odens’s Raven!
one time i ate fiberglass installation. It wasnt cotton candy like that guy said it was.
Oop… I almost forgot. I won’t be able to make it fellas. Veronica and I trying this new fad called uh, jogging. I believe it’s jogging or yogging. it might be a soft j. I’m not sure but apparently you just run for an extended period of time. It’s supposed to be wild.
Panda watch……I’m standing in front of the exhibit where ching king is pregnant with her baby…..i tried to go into the exhibit to get a closer look and they said you can’t go in there it is a live bear and it will literally rip your face off.
People call me the Bri-man. I’m the Stylish one of the group. I kno wut your askin yourself and the answear is yes I have a nickname for my penis. It’s called the octagon. But I also nicknamed my testes. The left one is James Westfall and the right one is doctor Kennith Noisewater. You ladies play ur cards right u might jus get to meet the whole gang.
People call me the Bri-man. I’m the stylish one of the group. I know what your asking yourself, and the answer is yes, I have a nickname for my penis. It’s called the Octagon. But I also nicknamed my testes. My left one is James Westfall, and my right one is Dr. Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right, you might get to meet the whole gang.
Periods attract bears.
Periods attract bears. They can smell the menstration.
Ron and Veronica have sex in some imaginary land.
Ron: Hey! Look at that rainbow!
Veronice: Do me on it!
Ron Burgundy, will read anything on the teleprompter. And when I say anything, I mean, a-ny-thing.
Ron Burgundy: Looks like i got sexy all over myself!
Ron Burgundy: The Germans discovered it in 1904, and they called it ‘San Diego’, which in German means ‘whale’s vagina’.
Veronica Corningstone: No, I don’t think that is what it means. No, it doesn’t mean that.
Ron Burgundy : I don’t know. I was just trying to impress you. I don’t think anyone knows what it means anymore. The translation was lost hundreds of years ago.
Veronica Corningstone: Doesn’t it mean ‘Saint Diego’?
Ron Burgundy: …No. No, that isn’t it.
Veronica Corningstone: No, I’m pretty sure that’s what it means.
Ron Burgundy: Agree to disagree.
Ron [on the phone, thinking he’s talking to Baxter]: Bark twice if you’re in Milwaukee.
ron-I FREAKING LOVE YOU
Ron: Because of you. YOU SCORPIAN WOMAN!!
Ron: brick i though you said this was a shortcut
Brick: OK
Ron:well, is it a shortcut?
Brick, faaantastic
ron: do you know who i am? veronica: no i dont. ron: i dont know how to put this, but i’m kind of a big deal, i mean, people know me. veronica: well im glad ron: i have many leatherbound books, and my apartment smells of rich mahogany
RON: God that really got out of hand fast. I mean that really escalated quickly. Brick did you stab a man with a trident? BRICK: Yeah, there were horses and a man on fire and I killed a guy with a trident. RON: Yeah, I saw that. Brick killed a guy. BRICK: Yeah, I stabbed a man on the heart. RON: Brick, I’ve been meaning to talk to you about that. You should propably find a safe house or close relative you can stay with beacuse you’re probably wanted for murder.
Ron: I’m goign to punch you in the ovaries… yupp Straight shot to the baby maker!
ron: it is hot out today! Milk was a bad choice…
Ron: Last time I looked in the dictionary, my name was Ron Burgandy. Who are you?
Bryan: Bryan Fantana
Champ: Champ Kind
Brick: Bryan Fantana
Bryan: No, you’re Brick.
Ron: News team…ASSEMBLE!!
Ron: We’re going to try this new thing called jogging… or maybe its yogging…it could be a silent J…
Ron: Wow, it never ceases to amaze me. Whats it gonna be this time? London Gentlemen, wait no, Blackbeards Delight?
Brian: No she gets something special. Its called Sex Panther from Odion. Its illegal in 9 countries. Yep, its made with bits of real Panther.
Ron: Its quite punjent, stings the nostrals. Brian I’m gonna be honest with you, it smells like pure gasoline.
Brian: They’ve done studies you know. Sixty percent of the time, it works everytime.
Ron: That doesn’t make sense.
Ron:Hey Brick, Where did u get that hand Grinade? Brick: I dont know!
Ron:You woke up the bears, why would you do that?
rub vaseline on your
San Diego, founded by the Germans in 1904. In German it means…. a whale’s vagina.
San Diego…it actually means Whale Vagina
San Diego…which in German means…A whale’s vagina
smells like bigfoots dick
smells like bigfoots dick!
Son of a beasting
Soon we’ll be doing the no-pants dance!
sorry champ i think i ate your chocolate squirrel
Sorry Champ, I think I ate your chocolate squirrel…
Submitted by Stefanie French
People call me the Bri man. I’m the stylish one of the group. Now I know what your thinkin, and the aswer is yes, I have a nickname for my penis. It’s called the Octagon. I also nickname my testies. The left one is James Westfall and the right one is Dr. Kenneth Noisewater. Yuo ladies play your cards right your just might get to meet the whole gang.
Submitted by Stefanie French.
BRICK: (Coughing) Look over here. Veronica I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.
VERONICA: The what
BRICK: The pants party, the party in my pants.
VERONICA: Brick are you saying that there’s a party in your pants and I’m invited.
BRICK: That’s it.
VERONICA: Did Brian tell you to say that Brick?
BRICK: Uh no yes.
VERONICA: Ok, no I don’t want to come to a party in your pants. BRICK: OK, Ian would you like to come to a party in my pants?
IAN: No Brick.
BRICK: All right lets go!
SUPER DUPER!…..NEATO GANG…THAT IS GOOD NEWS.
Take me to pleasure town
That answer is “Yes.” I have a nickname for my penis. I call it the Octagon. I also have a name for me testies. The left one is James Westfall. And the right one is Dr. Kenneth Noisewater. You ladys play your cards right, you might get to meet the whole gang.
That hurt like a bitchy bitch
That squirrel can waterski
That’s My Chopper You Just Thrashed Broseph!
The arsenus has oddly shaped feet
The arsonist has oddly shaped feet!!
The bears… they can smell the menstration!
The human torch has been denied a bank loan
THE HUMAN TORCH WAS DENIED A BANK LOAN
The human torch was denied a bank loan.
the jazz flute is for little fairy boys. . thats it i cannot work with this woman
The network is complaining about a lack of diversity here at the station. CHAMP: What the hell’s devirsity? RON: Now, stop me if I’m wrong Ed, but I believe devirsity is an old, old wooden ship built in the civil war era. ED: Ron, I’d be surprised if network was concerned about the lack of an old, old wooden ship.
The top story in Ron Burguny’s world read something like; “I love Veronica Corningstone.”
The ubulus which connects to the upper dorsimus. Its boring, but its part of my life.
The’ve done studys you know. 60% of the time, it works every time.
Then I’ll take your mother Dorthy Mantooth out for a nice seafood dinner, and never call her again.
they’ve done studies you know…60 percent of the time it works everytime….that doesnt make any sense…
This burrito is delicious.
This is bush! If you were a man I would punch you. Punch you right in the mouth.
This is your doctor,you’re knocked up Ron Burgundy pretends to be Veronica Cornwell’s doctor informing her that she is pregnant.
Tits MacGee is on vacation…
Uncle Jonathan’s Corncob Pie
Veronica [to Brick]: Are you trying to tell me that there’s a party in your pants and that I’m invited?
VERONICA: And the jazz flute is for little fairy boys. RON: Go back to your home on whore island. VERONICA: Oh yeah, you’ve got bad hair.
Veronica: I’ll have a Manhatten straight-up and kick the Vermuth to the side with a pair of steel-toed boots.
Ron: That;s quit an impressive drink order m’ lady.
Veronica: Well, when in Rome.
Ron: Yes, go on.
Veronica: Do as the Romans do, it’s an old expression.
Ron: Really, I’ve never heard if it.
Veronica:Are you saying that theres a party in your pants and I’m invited?
Brick:Yes.
Vince Vaughn: what? ya cant say one word??? even the guy who cant even think says somethin !
Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I… I wanna be on you.
We’ve been coming to the same party for 12 years now, and in no way is that depressing.
Well, agree to disagree.
Well, that might take some time. For now why don’t you just take a seat in the bullpin
Were on? Oh were live? I don’t believe you.
WHAMMIE!!!
What are you doing on our station’s turf,Burgundy? Vince Vaughn appears as Rival San Diego reporter Wes Mantooth,who pulls a knife and threatens Ron Burgundy.
What is that smell? It smells like bigfoot’s dick!
What is that smell?……It smells like a used diaper filled with indian food!!!!!
What is that? It smells like a turd covered in burnt hair!
What you pooped in the refrigerator? And…you ate the whole…wheel of …cheese. Wow, how’d you do that? You know I’m not even mad. That’s amazing!
What? You pooped in the refridgerator?…and then ate a whole wheel of cheese? No, I’m not even upset. That’s amazing.
What? You pooped in the refrigerator, and you ate the whole wheel of cheese. I’m not even mad. That’s amazing.
WHAT?!? you pooped in the fridge….and you ate the whole cheese wheel? NO im not even mad…actually thats amazing!
When in rome…
where’d you get THOSE clothes….at the…toilet…store?
Which cologne are you going to use? London Gentlemen, or, oh no wiat, Blackbeard’s Delight. BRIAN: No, this lady gets a special cologne. It’s called sex panther, by Olian. It’s illegal in six countries, and it’s made with buts of real panther. RON: Yeas it’s quit pungent, and it stings the nostrials. BRIAN: Yeah, they’ve done studies, and 60% of the time, it works every time. RON: That doesn’t really make any sense. And Brian, I;m going to be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline. BRIAN: Right. (Brian talking to Veronica) Hey m’ lady, I’ve got an invitation I’d like to extend your way. VERONICA: Oh, what’s that smell? BRIAN: That’s the smell of desire m’ lady. VERONICA: It smells like a diaper filled with Indian food. BRIAN: Yeah, desire can smell like that sometimes. PERSON 1: It smells like a turd covered in burning hair. PERSON 2: Ohh! It smells like Big Foot’s dick!
Why can’t you be happy for me my gentleman lover?
Would you like to come to the no-pants party?
Wow that really escalated pretty quickly. It really got out of hand… Rick killed a man. About that, you might wanna lay low for a couple of weeks, you might be wanted for murder. Do you have a relative or a friend you can stay with?
Rick: I stabbed him in the heart with a trident and there was a horse and a man on fire.
Wow, I can barely lift my right arm because I did so many.
Yeah brick killed a guy!
Brick: yeah, i stabbed a man in the heart.
Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident!
yo fuck yourself san diego
you are a dirty pirate hooker
You are a real hooker
You are a smelly pirate hooker!
YOU CAN USE MY OFFICE AND MAYBE AFTERWORDS WE CAN GO TO LUNCH
you have a nice hiney
You know i don’t speak Spanish!
You know I dont speak spanish!
You pooped in the refrigdiator and ate a whole wheel of cheese, im not even mad thats amzing.
You pooped in the refrigerator? You ate a wheel of cheese? Im not mad, Im actually impressed.
You stay classy, Planet Earth
You’re a dirty pirate hoker
You’re a dirty pirate hooker
You’re a real hooker. I’m gonna slap you in public.
you’re a smelly pirate hooker
You’re like a minature budda, covered in hair…
You’re pretty into your boobies!
You’re so wise. You’re like a miniature buddha, covered in hair
You’re so wise. You’re like a miniature Buddha, covered with hair.
Your a real hooker, I’m gonna slap you in public.
Your so wise…. Your like a mini buddha….. Covered in fur
your with us ron what do think RON: its terrible she has beautiful eyes and her smells like cinomin
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