Here are some more really funny sayings, witty quotes, cute and clever bumper sticker quotes, Â and interesting thoughts.Â Some are pretty funny, a few are hilarious, some are painfully true, and some are clever and witty.Â (and of course,Â some of these are pretty stupid sayings and dumb sayings that aren’t that amazing…Â Â )Â
Â Â Â Â You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
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Â Â Â Â I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
Â Â Â Â Honk if you love peace and quiet.
Â Â Â Â Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
Â Â Â Â Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
Â Â Â Â It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.
Â Â Â Â The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
Â Â Â Â It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.
Â Â Â Â You can’t have everything….where would you put it?
Â Â Â Â Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world’s population.
Â Â Â Â The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first.
Â Â Â Â A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
Â Â Â Â He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Â Â Â Â Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don’t have film.
Â Â Â Â A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
Â Â Â Â On the other hand you have different fingers.
Â Â Â Â Change is inevitable except from a vending machine.
Â Â Â Â I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
Â Â Â Â When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
Â Â Â Â Seen it all, done it all, can’t remember most of it.
Â Â Â Â Those who live by the sword… get shot by those who don’t.
Â Â Â Â I feel like I’m diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
Â Â Â Â He’s not dead… he’s electroencephalographically challenged.
Â Â Â Â It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
Â Â Â Â I wished the buck stopped here as I could use a few.
Â Â Â Â I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
Â Â Â Â Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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