Good quotes about Marriage: Some of the best great quotes about Marriage

Good quotes about Marriage: Some of the best great quotes about Marriage

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. – Joey Adams

In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. – Robert Anderson

The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin. – Honore de Balzac

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. – Honore de Balzac

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less. – Brendan Behan

Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two. – Ambrose Bierce

Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage. – Ambrose Bierce

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. – Ambrose Bierce

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can’t help but smile on it. – Josh Billings

Love-matches are made by people who are content, for a month of honey, to condemn themselves to a life of vinegar. – Countess of Blessington

A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together. – James H. Boren

The husband who doesn’t tell his wife everything probably reasons that what she doesn’t know won’t hurt him. – Leo J. Burke

I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives as much as if we had never married at all. – Lord Byron

Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. – Charles Caleb Colton

Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit. – Billy Connolly

Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. – Irwin Corey

I’d marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars, would sign over half to me, and guarantee that he’d be dead within a year. – Bette Davis

It destroys one’s nerves to be amiable every day to the same human being. – Benjamin Disraeli

No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. – Benjamin Disraeli

Don’t marry the person you think you can live with; marry only the individual you think you can’t live without. – James C. Dobson

Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences. – Isadora Duncan

It’s a funny thing that when a man hasn’t anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. – Robert Frost

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he’s finished. – Zsa Zsa Gabor

Getting divorced just because you don’t love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do. – Zsa Zsa Gabor

On rare occasions one does hear of a miraculous case of a married couple falling in love after marriage, but on close examination it will be found that it is a mere adjustment to the inevitable. – Emma Goldman

I’ve been married to one Marxist and one Fascist, and neither one would take the garbage out. – Lee Grant

Marriage, like money, is still with us; and, like money, progressively devalued. – Robert Graves

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. – Sacha Guitry

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. – Grace Hansen

Almost no one is foolish enough to imagine that he automatically deserves great success in any field of activity; yet almost everyone believes that he automatically deserves success in marriage. – Sydney J. Harris

The Wedding March always reminds me of the music played when soldiers go into battle. – Heinrich Heine

Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then. – Katharine Hepburn

If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married. – Katharine Hepburn

The concept of two people living together for 25 years without a serious dispute suggests a lack of spirit only to be admired in sheep. – A. P. Herbert

Never get married in the morning – you never know who you might meet that night. – Paul Hornung

Never get married in college; it’s hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you’ve already made one mistake. – Elbert Hubbard

All marriages are happy. It’s the living together afterward that causes all the trouble. – Raymond Hull

Marriage is good for those who are afraid to sleep alone at night. – St. Jerome

Marriage is a mistake every man should make. – George Jessel

The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public. – George Jessel

I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one’s wife happy. First, let her think she’s having her own way. And second, let her have it. – Lyndon B. Johnson

Only choose in marriage a man whom you would choose as a friend if he were a woman. – Joseph Joubert

Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left. – Jean Kerr

If you want to read about love and marriage, you’ve got to buy two separate books. – Alan King

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