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Â Here are more funny, stupid, clever and wittyÂ one liners from T shirt slogans, bumper stickers, buttons and elsewhere.
I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
Some people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out alive.
WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
BEER: It’s not just for breakfast anymore.
I got a gun for my wife, best trade I ever made.
So you’re a feminist…Isn’t that cute!
To read the rest, go to: More Clever and Funny One Liners from T shirt Slogans, Bumper Stickers, Buttons, etc.