Daily Quick Break: May 14, 2008: Funny thoughts 10: Some of the best funny thoughts

But first, a couple of funny signs

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Funny Signs of the Day



Now Today’s Daily Quick Break:

Here are some more of the of the best funny thoughts

We all can’t be heroes. Somebody has to sit on the sides and clap as they go by.

We found Jesus – he was behind the sofa all along.

We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

Welcome to Hell. Here’s your copy of Windows ME.

Welcome what you can’t avoid.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

What the hell, go ahead and put all your eggs in one basket.

What we anticipate seldom occurs; what we least expect generally happens.

When I am sad, I sing, and then the world is sad with me.

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